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surprisebitch: otp tbh
surprisebitch: when your whole look on point and you’re trying to get your crush’s attention
surprisebitch: Wilson is a power top.. i’m…
surprisebitch: when you sit attentively in class but you dont understand a thing the teacher is saying
surprisebitch: this is why you NEVER EVER discourage anyone when they’re passionate in art, especially kids!!! this is how it all starts
surprisebitch: guy in the grey sweatshirt: taurus, cancer, capricorn, aquarius girl being strangled: virgo, pisces, libra, gemini person strangling: aries, sagittarius, scorpio, leo
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surprisebitch: class lecture: 1 + 1 = 2 homework: Your friend Sandy has five apples, you took one. How many does she have left? exam: You in the kitchen eating wine and your gf went upstairs to purchase a pair of dimes then you see a cucumber-shaped fish
surprisebitch: i trust him with my life
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surprisebitch: chasers17: I just choked on my sandwich holy shit one shot, one kill
surprisebitch: theboycourt: valykas: This is amazing Ok but how did they make it look like he was driving this deserves an academy award nomination
surprisebitch:she livin in 2025 while we livin in 2018
surprisebitch: ruinedchildhood: sharabp: Throughly enjoying other restaurants reacting to IHOb what timeline are we in exactly
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surprisebitch: my milkshake brings the dogs to the yard
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surprisebitch: psyducked: Which country has a cell carrier called Koodo that is so adorable
surprisebitch: mcavoys: Are you gonna tell us to smile now? Call us ‘sweetheart’? this iconic scene shits on every action movie
surprisebitch: i think we can admit that we want all household pests like flies, roaches, ticks, fleas, bed bugs, and other annoying insects to be extinct. what even is their good contribution in this world. they just pester, repulse, bite, or sting
surprisebitch: elsajeni: noccor: sleepyminyard: haramzada: awkwardlyinsane: Oh All sports are gay and I’ve been preaching this forever fun fact: the media keeps trying to imply that diego costa (white jersey) bit gareth barry (blue jersey)
surprisebitch: mattandjones: b0yonce: I love this so fuvking much. BISTCH She DID #THAT
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surprisebitch: yes, that is britney spears, (who has sold more than 200 Million records, has six #1 albums, 2 diamond albums, has more than 400 awards, and is worth 200 million dollars) waiting in line to be served at starbucks wearing pyjamas
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surprisebitch: there are 3 types of people
surprisebitch: “yes i am a huge fan of horror flicks”
surprisebitch: chemicaldarkshine: hardestcopy: bijou1986: A Mom went to have dinner with her son who lives with his roommate.During the course of the meal, his mother couldn’t help but notice how handsome his roommate was. She had been suspicious
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surprisebitch: i’m so glad Modern Family touched on how white gays can still be racist even if they love someone who’s a PoC and in this case, she’s their daughter
surprisebitch: babe, dear, and hun sound so weak and cliché. if you were mine, i’ll call you lieutenant, sergeant, general, commander. you’ll be my authority figure
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surprisebitch: when you surprise a bitch in french
surprisebitch: fueled-by-nightcore: Stealth Queen
surprisebitch: AHSs getting eaten
surprisebitch: milliardo: when you say frozen wasnt that good white people be like i cant fucking breathe
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surprisebitch: chickem:slutstatus: can you believe that there are people on this earth who have never seen this video before they frenched so much better than Fifty Shades of Grey
surprisebitch: can we make this the next meme of 2015, making drawings to explain gifs
surprisebitch: me logging off tumblr at 2 in the morning
surprisebitch: when you’re babysitting and the kid won’t eat their veggies
surprisebitch: this is the future
surprisebitch: this is honestly so entertaining.. the professor is boring af
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