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surprisebitch:beepbeepbeepbeep-deactivated202:Love the dad from Inside Out! Let’s show some appreciation for all the dads out there! 😌 #disney #DisneyPlus #pixarglad to know OP is doing great these days
surprisebitch: (Source)i just realised that Maths is my most favourite subject, and i want to be an engineer and study in UCL
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surprisebitch: i’m so glad Modern Family touched on how white gays can still be racist even if they love someone who’s a PoC and in this case, she’s their daughter
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surprisebitch: Dear DreamWorks Studios, As moviegoers and fans of the original 1995 Ghost in the Shell film, we respectfully request that you cast an actress of Japanese descent for the lead role of Motoko Kusanagi rather than Scarlett Johansson. The
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surprisebitch: can we make this the next meme of 2015, making drawings to explain gifs
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surprisebitch: last year, people were saying Beyoncé didn’t win Album of the Year because the Grammy Awards were not about popularity and critical acclaim since Beck got a higher metacritic score., this year, To Pimp a Butterfly is the highest rated