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surprisebitch:the heterosexual mating call
surprisebitch: bootyscientist: “hey babe i bought you chipotle” im guessing this means “fuck me right now because later after eating chipotle, i wont be able to do anal with you”
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surprisebitch: never forget
surprisebitch: gf: babe come over bf: i cant, im in the city hall to submit some very important documents gf: im off my period bf:
surprisebitch: one of the best scenes ever in television history
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surprisebitch: skinnyniggaballin: h0peful-melancholy: For your satisfaction. how the fuck this is so fucking pleasing
surprisebitch: unamusedsloth: How to properly pet animals by Adam Ellis this was so entertaining
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surprisebitch: milliardo: when you say frozen wasnt that good white people be like i cant fucking breathe
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surprisebitch: pure horror
surprisebitch: when bae flirts with you but you’re saving your virginity for the lord
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surprisebitch: ENOUGH
surprisebitch:i thought this was gonna be uplifting and inspiring. i hate this so much
surprisebitch: 21whore: Lana Del Rey: Born to Die vs. Ultraviolence “…hit me and it felt like a kiss”
surprisebitch: when your fave releases new music
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surprisebitch: the-original-sass-master: bornagainsatanist: elliblu: why they keep doing her like this Wow I was not expecting it to keep going but it sure did “And its gonna taste like Mario was in your ass himself.” some horny gay really
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surprisebitch:deadmallgoth: elektragirlfriend:h-isforhome: amishsicario: he’s gay and he’s still at it I’m sure someone else added this somewhere but king
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surprisebitch: THIS IS EXACTLY IT. PLAIN AND SIMPLE AS THIS.
surprisebitch: “why do you care so much about racism?" why are you against animal abuse when you’re not an animal? why are you against child abuse when you’re a young adult? why do you care about the environment when you’re not a tree?
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surprisebitch: langsandlit: laughlikesomethingbroken: ecarretsamcp: Gays are only acceptable in the form of Soviet propaganda every time i see that last picture it completely baffles me as to what ELSE it could possibly be meant asdoes anyone know
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surprisebitch: musclecoward: oddbagel: silly-slacker-person: what anime is the highest form of art This makes me want to die Mai-senpai DID THAT!
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surprisebitch: dating tip: ask them to show you their recently used emojis so you can count your matches and see if you are compatible
surprisebitch: pomspom: vampireapologist: I FEEL….PERSONALLY TARGETED BY THIS ENTIRE SCENE….. this is one of the best like five minutes of my life omfg.. you have to unmute this video
surprisebitch: keaneries: every dog owner’s worst nightmare finally someone said it
