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“Nobody has more features of interest than you.”

“Nobody has more features of interest than you.”

“You are the crack in my lens.”

“You are the crack in my lens.”

“I may eat breakfast in The Stranger’s Room, but I certainly don’t want to be a stranger to you.”

“I may eat breakfast in The Stranger’s Room, but I certainly don’t want to be a stranger to you.”

“Are you a gong? Or a touch of the dramatic? Because I could never resist you.”

“Are you a gong? Or a touch of the dramatic? Because I could never resist you.”

“Are you Emelia Ricoletti’s grave? Because I dig you.”

“Are you Emelia Ricoletti’s grave? Because I dig you.”

“Are you the Reichenbach Falls? Because you’re soaking wet and I’m going to end up inside you.”

“Are you the Reichenbach Falls? Because you’re soaking wet and I’m going to end up inside you.”

“You may not be Emelia Ricoletti’s corpse, but I’d be happy to chain you to your bed anyway.”

“You may not be Emelia Ricoletti’s corpse, but I’d be happy to chain you to your bed anyway.”

“Who’s the cutest person in the room? YoOoOoOoU!”(This one only works if you say “you” in Emelia’s voice, haha.)

“Who’s the cutest person in the room? YoOoOoOoU!”(This one only works if you say “you” in Emelia’s voice, haha.)

“If I tried to deny my love for you, it’d be less convincing than Hooper in a mustache.”

“If I tried to deny my love for you, it’d be less convincing than Hooper in a mustache.”

“Are you Emelia Ricoletti’s wedding song? Because I could never forget you.”

“Are you Emelia Ricoletti’s wedding song? Because I could never forget you.”

“I need you more than Lestrade needs a drink when he’s afraid.”

“I need you more than Lestrade needs a drink when he’s afraid.”

“You’re more important than understanding the obliquity of the ecliptic.”

“You’re more important than understanding the obliquity of the ecliptic.”

“Lady Carmichael isn’t the only highly intelligent woman of rare perception I see here.”

“Lady Carmichael isn’t the only highly intelligent woman of rare perception I see here.”

“Are you the other me in the other place? Because I think you’re pretty damn smart.”

“Are you the other me in the other place? Because I think you’re pretty damn smart.”

“You not loving me would mean more misfortune and disaster than the Second Afghan War.”

“You not loving me would mean more misfortune and disaster than the Second Afghan War.”

“Holmes says that the fair sex is my department. Shall I prove it?”

“Holmes says that the fair sex is my department. Shall I prove it?”

“Without you, my heart is more broken than the glass used to create Emelia Ricoletti’s ghost.”

“Without you, my heart is more broken than the glass used to create Emelia Ricoletti’s ghost.”

“Forget the hanging in Wandsworth– I’d like to take a ‘professional’ interest in how well you’re hung.”

“Forget the hanging in Wandsworth– I’d like to take a ‘professional’ interest in how well you’re hung.”

“I bet you’re more popular than The Blue Carbuncle.”

“I bet you’re more popular than The Blue Carbuncle.”

“Kiss me until my lipstick is smeared like Emelia Ricoletti’s.”

“Kiss me until my lipstick is smeared like Emelia Ricoletti’s.”

“I could never nearly forget you.”

“I could never nearly forget you.”

“Are you a future world? Because I have a conjecture of how I might fit inside you.”

“Are you a future world? Because I have a conjecture of how I might fit inside you.”

“I want you more than The Strand readers want proper murders.”

“I want you more than The Strand readers want proper murders.”

“My love for you is increasing faster than Mycroft’s weight.”

“My love for you is increasing faster than Mycroft’s weight.”

“I must go deep into myself to solve this case… but first I’d like to be deep into you.”

“I must go deep into myself to solve this case… but first I’d like to be deep into you.”

“Are you the Carmichaels’ broken window? Because there’s only one of you.”

“Are you the Carmichaels’ broken window? Because there’s only one of you.”

“The only papers I want floating in my mind palace are love letters from you.”

“The only papers I want floating in my mind palace are love letters from you.”

“Are you a plum pudding? Because I would want you inside of me even if it took four months and eleven days off my life.”

“Are you a plum pudding? Because I would want you inside of me even if it took four months and eleven days off my life.”

“From a drop of water, a logician should be able to infer the possibility of an Atlantic or a Niagara, but they’re gonna need a hell of a lot more than that to infer how wet I can make you.”

“From a drop of water, a logician should be able to infer the possibility of an Atlantic or a Niagara, but they’re gonna need a hell of a lot more than that to infer how wet I can make you.”

“Don’t take Moriarty’s word for it. Come see for yourself how surprisingly comfortable my bed is.”

“Don’t take Moriarty’s word for it. Come see for yourself how surprisingly comfortable my bed is.”

“Are you a drug? Because you alleviate boredom and occasionally heighten my thought processes.”

“Are you a drug? Because you alleviate boredom and occasionally heighten my thought processes.”

“Will you be the pipe to my Holmes? I want you in my mouth.”

“Will you be the pipe to my Holmes? I want you in my mouth.”

“They call me Wilder in the streets, but I’m Wildest in the sheets.”

“They call me Wilder in the streets, but I’m Wildest in the sheets.”

“Forget the visible rings of fat around my corneas. Right now the only ring I care about is the one I’m going to propose to you with.”

“Forget the visible rings of fat around my corneas. Right now the only ring I care about is the one I’m going to propose to you with.”

“Are you the dust on Sherlock’s mantle? Because I want to lick you.”

“Are you the dust on Sherlock’s mantle? Because I want to lick you.”

“If you were 221b, I would never let the illustrator make you drab and dingy.”

“If you were 221b, I would never let the illustrator make you drab and dingy.”

“You’re sweeter than all of the plum pudding in the Diogenes Club.”

“You’re sweeter than all of the plum pudding in the Diogenes Club.”

“I want to be more permanently glued to you than Mycroft’s ever expanding backside is to his spot.”

“I want to be more permanently glued to you than Mycroft’s ever expanding backside is to his spot.”

“If you were Sherlock’s veins, I would be cocaine just so I could get inside of you.”

“If you were Sherlock’s veins, I would be cocaine just so I could get inside of you.”

“Are you Mary’s pregnancy? Because I noticed you before anyone else did.”

“Are you Mary’s pregnancy? Because I noticed you before anyone else did.”

“I want to ‘abominable ride’ you.”

“I want to ‘abominable ride’ you.”

“Will you be my enemy that I must certainly lose to?”

“Will you be my enemy that I must certainly lose to?”

“Did Holmes learn about jets from you? Because you’re pretty fly.”

“Did Holmes learn about jets from you? Because you’re pretty fly.”

“I must be Moriarty, because I can live without the back of my head easier than I can live without you.”

“I must be Moriarty, because I can live without the back of my head easier than I can live without you.”

“I get lost in your eyes easier than other people get lost in the Carmichaels’ hedge maze.”

“I get lost in your eyes easier than other people get lost in the Carmichaels’ hedge maze.”

“If you were a Baskerville Hound, I would get drugged on purpose just to see you.”

“If you were a Baskerville Hound, I would get drugged on purpose just to see you.”

“I want to say ‘I love you’ to you more often than Holmes says ‘features of interest.’“

“I want to say ‘I love you’ to you more often than Holmes says ‘features of interest.’“

“My balls are bluer than the carbuncle Watson wrote about.”

“My balls are bluer than the carbuncle Watson wrote about.”

“Anyone could be the Abominable Bride, but only you could be my bride.”

“Anyone could be the Abominable Bride, but only you could be my bride.”

“I want my mind palace to have your details so perfect, I won’t need drugs to be immersed in them.”

“I want my mind palace to have your details so perfect, I won’t need drugs to be immersed in them.”

“I never understood the murderous jealousy of the one who wrote about the obliquity of the ecliptic until I saw you with another man.”

“I never understood the murderous jealousy of the one who wrote about the obliquity of the ecliptic until I saw you with another man.”

“Humiliating Sherlock may be by far the greater pleasure, but you are by far the greatest pleasure.”

“Humiliating Sherlock may be by far the greater pleasure, but you are by far the greatest pleasure.”

“Are you my fridge? Because I want to stick my body parts in you.”

“Are you my fridge? Because I want to stick my body parts in you.”

“Hounds freak me out. You should show me your pussy instead.”

“Hounds freak me out. You should show me your pussy instead.”

“I wanna give you the ol’ Raz-zle dazzle.”

“I wanna give you the ol’ Raz-zle dazzle.”

“Are you a nice little place in central London? Because I’ve got my eyes on you.”Submitted (with photo) by @erudiced.

“Are you a nice little place in central London? Because I’ve got my eyes on you.”Submitted (with photo) by @erudiced.

“If you left me, my heart would shatter like the six busts of Margaret Thatcher.”

“If you left me, my heart would shatter like the six busts of Margaret Thatcher.”

“If you and I had an appointment in Samarra, I would never go to Sumatra and become a pirate instead.”

“If you and I had an appointment in Samarra, I would never go to Sumatra and become a pirate instead.”

“Are you Mrs. Hudson’s car? Because I wanna take you for a ride.”

“Are you Mrs. Hudson’s car? Because I wanna take you for a ride.”

“Eurus may think I’m nicer than anyone, but just wait until you see my naughty side.”

“Eurus may think I’m nicer than anyone, but just wait until you see my naughty side.”

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