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“Me without you is like a deerstalker with only one front.”

“Me without you is like a deerstalker with only one front.”

“You’re more hip than the body part Mrs. Hudson needs herbal soothers for.”

“You’re more hip than the body part Mrs. Hudson needs herbal soothers for.”

“I am the closest thing to a friend you are capable of having: A lover.”

“I am the closest thing to a friend you are capable of having: A lover.”

“I want to experiment with you… and I don’t mean in the Baskerville kind of way.”

“I want to experiment with you… and I don’t mean in the Baskerville kind of way.”

“The man with the key is king. How’d you like to be my queen?”

“The man with the key is king. How’d you like to be my queen?”

“My suit may be Westwood, but I can give you wood in any direction you like.”

“My suit may be Westwood, but I can give you wood in any direction you like.”

“We can’t eat in the kitchen because Sherlock keeps experiments in it. Shall I take you out to dinner instead?”

“We can’t eat in the kitchen because Sherlock keeps experiments in it. Shall I take you out to dinner instead?”

“You stole my heart like Eddie Van Coon stole the jade hair pin.”

“You stole my heart like Eddie Van Coon stole the jade hair pin.”

“Will you be the microwave to my eyeballs? I want to be inside you.”

“Will you be the microwave to my eyeballs? I want to be inside you.”

“I promise to treat you like a queen… and by that I mean I’ll show up at your house in nothing but a bed sheet.”

“I promise to treat you like a queen… and by that I mean I’ll show up at your house in nothing but a bed sheet.”

“I’m not your housekeeper, but I’ll gladly be your housewife.”

“I’m not your housekeeper, but I’ll gladly be your housewife.”

“I’m more attracted to you than John is to dangerous situations and people.”

“I’m more attracted to you than John is to dangerous situations and people.”

“I’m gonna need something bigger than Appledore to store all the reasons why I love you.”

“I’m gonna need something bigger than Appledore to store all the reasons why I love you.”

“Irene Adler may know what you like, but I am what you like.”

“Irene Adler may know what you like, but I am what you like.”

“The stage is set. The curtain rises. We are ready to begin… Sorry, didn’t I mention that I’m an exhibitionist?”

“The stage is set. The curtain rises. We are ready to begin… Sorry, didn’t I mention that I’m an exhibitionist?”

“I don’t just want you to be the shadow that defines my every sunny day– I want you to be my future too.”

“I don’t just want you to be the shadow that defines my every sunny day– I want you to be my future too.”

“I want to go steady with you– steadier than John’s left hand under stress.”

“I want to go steady with you– steadier than John’s left hand under stress.”

“You make me feel more alive than Moriarty’s ringtone.”

“You make me feel more alive than Moriarty’s ringtone.”

“Can we cuddle? I promise not to squeeze as hard as the Golem.”

“Can we cuddle? I promise not to squeeze as hard as the Golem.”

“Sherlock must not know anything about you, because you are a star.”

“Sherlock must not know anything about you, because you are a star.”

“If I had an unsolved murder for every time I thought of you, I’d be Scotland Yard without Sherlock.”

“If I had an unsolved murder for every time I thought of you, I’d be Scotland Yard without Sherlock.”

“Finding someone as beautiful as you is more difficult than getting Sherlock to follow the rules of Cluedo.”

“Finding someone as beautiful as you is more difficult than getting Sherlock to follow the rules of Cluedo.”

“You’re sweeter than the sugar I thought the Baskerville drug was in.”

“You’re sweeter than the sugar I thought the Baskerville drug was in.”

“My bed is cozier than John’s jumpers. Don’t believe me? Come see for yourself.”

“My bed is cozier than John’s jumpers. Don’t believe me? Come see for yourself.”

“I wish I could hack CCTV cameras like Mycroft, because I can’t keep my eyes off of you.”

“I wish I could hack CCTV cameras like Mycroft, because I can’t keep my eyes off of you.”

“I would love you even if you looked (and smelled) the part for one of my homeless network.”

“I would love you even if you looked (and smelled) the part for one of my homeless network.”

“Sorry about all the music. I play the violin when I’m thinking, and I can’t stop thinking about you.”

“Sorry about all the music. I play the violin when I’m thinking, and I can’t stop thinking about you.”

“My love for you is deeper than Sherlock’s voice.”

“My love for you is deeper than Sherlock’s voice.”

“When you’re away, I miss you more than John misses the battlefield.”

“When you’re away, I miss you more than John misses the battlefield.”

“You’re carved into my heart like I.O.U. on an apple.”

“You’re carved into my heart like I.O.U. on an apple.”

“I bet I can make you wetter than the fandom’s post-Reichenbach tears.”

“I bet I can make you wetter than the fandom’s post-Reichenbach tears.”

“Are you Jonathan Small’s belt blade? Because I want you inside of me.”

“Are you Jonathan Small’s belt blade? Because I want you inside of me.”

“Your feelings for me are more obvious than the password on John’s computer.”

“Your feelings for me are more obvious than the password on John’s computer.”

“Fighting off a swordsman isn’t the only thing I’d like to do on my kitchen table.”

“Fighting off a swordsman isn’t the only thing I’d like to do on my kitchen table.”

“Are you four serial suicides and a note? Because I jump for joy whenever I hear about you.”

“Are you four serial suicides and a note? Because I jump for joy whenever I hear about you.”

“Moriarty may be a spider, but I hear you’re the one who has me all over your web history.”

“Moriarty may be a spider, but I hear you’re the one who has me all over your web history.”

“You are a work of art, with or without the Van Buren Supernova.”

“You are a work of art, with or without the Van Buren Supernova.”

“You’re fancier than the restaurant John tried to propose to Mary in.”

“You’re fancier than the restaurant John tried to propose to Mary in.”

“When I’m through with you, you’ll have a harder time walking than Sherlock after being drugged by Irene Adler.”

“When I’m through with you, you’ll have a harder time walking than Sherlock after being drugged by Irene Adler.”

“Sherlock knows more about the solar system than you do about me… Want to fix that?”

“Sherlock knows more about the solar system than you do about me… Want to fix that?”

“I trust you more than Sherlock trusted his brother, Molly Hooper, and twenty-five at most tramps.”

“I trust you more than Sherlock trusted his brother, Molly Hooper, and twenty-five at most tramps.”

“You’re hotter than Molly Hooper at a Christmas party.”

“You’re hotter than Molly Hooper at a Christmas party.”

“Are you the cabbie’s good pill? Because I’ll happily swallow for you.”

“Are you the cabbie’s good pill? Because I’ll happily swallow for you.”

“Will you be the experiment to my Sherlock? I want to do you in the kitchen.”

“Will you be the experiment to my Sherlock? I want to do you in the kitchen.”

“Don’t leave me hanging. I’m not the mannequin in 221b.”

“Don’t leave me hanging. I’m not the mannequin in 221b.”

“Are you Mrs. Hudson’s cooking? Because I want you inside of me.”

“Are you Mrs. Hudson’s cooking? Because I want you inside of me.”

“Are you the Diogenes Club? Because you leave me speechless.”

“Are you the Diogenes Club? Because you leave me speechless.”

“People don’t really go to Heaven when they die. They’re taken to a special room and burned. When they actually go to Heaven is when they see your face.”

“People don’t really go to Heaven when they die. They’re taken to a special room and burned. When they actually go to Heaven is when they see your face.”

“Without you, I’m deader than a Flight 007 passenger.”

“Without you, I’m deader than a Flight 007 passenger.”

“I like blondes… even speckled blondes.”

“I like blondes… even speckled blondes.”

“Tie me up like a Serbian with a cheating wife and no electricity in his bathroom would.”

“Tie me up like a Serbian with a cheating wife and no electricity in his bathroom would.”

“If I inhaled Project H.O.U.N.D. fog right now, you not loving me would be my fear hallucination.”

“If I inhaled Project H.O.U.N.D. fog right now, you not loving me would be my fear hallucination.”

“I bet I can make you wetter than the place where Carl Powers died.”

“I bet I can make you wetter than the place where Carl Powers died.”

“Mycroft can resist a game of Deductions easier than I can resist you.”

“Mycroft can resist a game of Deductions easier than I can resist you.”

“Will you be the Bart’s Hospital to my Sherlock? I want to be on top of you.”

“Will you be the Bart’s Hospital to my Sherlock? I want to be on top of you.”

“Are you my mind palace? Because I want to kick everyone out of the room and get inside you.”

“Are you my mind palace? Because I want to kick everyone out of the room and get inside you.”

“If I was Speedy’s Cafe, I would let you eat me out any time on the house.”Based on a suggestion by @sarahsarahsarahsarahsarah.

“If I was Speedy’s Cafe, I would let you eat me out any time on the house.”Based on a suggestion by @sarahsarahsarahsarahsarah.

“You make me feel higher than Sherlock overdosing on a jet.”

“You make me feel higher than Sherlock overdosing on a jet.”

“I bet I would enjoy you more than The Blue Carbuncle.”

“I bet I would enjoy you more than The Blue Carbuncle.”

“Emelia Ricoletti’s corpse isn’t the only thing that’s going to be rising tonight.”

“Emelia Ricoletti’s corpse isn’t the only thing that’s going to be rising tonight.”

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