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“Who hunts in the middle of a crowd? Me on my way to steal yo girl.”
“I always choose the right pill… Tonight I think it’ll be the Little Blue Pill.”Suggested by someone I know in real life, who doesn’t have a Tumblr and is too embarrassed to take credit for the idea anyway.
“I would let you play me like Sherlock plays the violin.”
“The fandom may call me Cupid, but I need some lovin’ of my own too.”
“Break-ins aren’t my division, but I’ll make an exception if you wanna break into my bedroom.”
“I would wear the outfit for you.”
“I would go on a romantic getaway with you even if I had to take Flight 007.”
“If I can convince a sniper to reconsider shooting John, I’m sure I can convince you to reconsider not dating me.”
“I’m such an animal in the bedroom, you’re gonna mistake me for a Baskerville experiment.â€
“If I said I didn’t love you, it would be a bigger lie than Connie Prince’s age.â€
“I’m so glad I’m not Mycroft… I would never go on a diet if I had to give up something as sweet as you.â€
“I can shoot my load better than Sebastian Moran can shoot a gun.â€
“Your eyes are more colorful than John’s Christmas jumper.â€
“You can’t be allowed to continue being single. You just can’t.â€Submitted by amylemoymoy.
“You’re so hot, (hot damn), you make a dragon slayer wanna retire, man.â€
“I’ve fallen for you more times than a Sherlock character has faked their death.â€
“Your loss would break my heart even more than Sherlock’s loss would.â€
“I’ve not been murdered yet, but I’ll die if you don’t love me back.â€
“Don’t worry, I’m not like the cafe next door… I won’t be speedy.â€Suggested by someone I know in real life, who doesn’t have a Tumblr and is too embarrassed to take credit for the idea anyway.
“Unlike my coat, I just need one of you.â€Submitted by anonymous.
“I’ve waited for you longer than the fandom has waited for Sebastian Moran.â€
“I bet you could warm my heart even if Sherlock was keeping it in the fridge.â€
“Are you a Baskerville Hound? Because you’ve been taking over my mind.â€
“Your love is more intoxicating than John’s stag night.â€
“Your face is more perfectly sculpted than Moriarty’s eyebrows.â€
“I love you more than Mycroft loves his umbrella.â€
“You’re more addictive than a seven percent solution.â€
“I would let you take a bite of my Appledore.â€
“The handle of my umbrella isn’t the only thing I have that’s ribbed.â€
“You’re hotter than the bonfire I put John in.â€
“Wanna come to my Mori-party?â€
“I want to text you more often than Irene texted Sherlock.â€
“I bet I can find your G spot quicker than Sherlock finds clues.â€
“‘Vatican cameos’ can be our safeword.â€
“I’m sorry you don’t like Harold on my face… Perhaps you’d prefer him in between your thighs?â€
“You’re not like Magnussen’s spectacles… You are anything but ordinary.â€
“I love you more than Sherlock loves bees.â€
“You’re the stars to my Sherlock: I think you’re beautiful even when I don’t understand you.â€
“Without you, my world is as dark as Laura’s attire.â€
“Sherlock can survive without food easier than I can survive without you.â€
“I want you in my life more permanently than a Black Lotus tattoo.â€
“Why have Lestrade when you can have More-trade?â€
“You’re the fence to my John… I can’t get over you.â€
“Your wit is sharper than Irene Adler’s heels.â€
“John says I’m a machine… Want to see if you can turn me on?â€
“If you were a dismembered country squire, I’d make a date with you no matter how difficult you were to schedule.â€
“It was hard choosing between the two pills… But you’ve always been my first choice.â€Submitted by thats-what-people-brew.
“Forget finding the country squire’s legs– I’d much rather have a look at yours.â€
“Will you be the cigarette to my Sherlock? I want to put my lips around you.â€
“John says I tend to rub people up the wrong way, but I bet I can rub you right where you like it.â€
“So, you’re on IDatedAGhost.com… Does that mean you’re looking for a boo?â€
“Oscillation on the pavement means I love you.â€Submitted by nzeuropean.
“Your style is more iconic than Sherlock in a deerstalker.â€
“The game is on. Will you be my player 2?â€
“Still looking for the legs, but I’d much rather find the key to your heart.â€
“I’m bringing sexy Reichen-back.â€
“I want you to ‘meat’ my ‘dagger.’“
“You don’t need to be like Mycroft. Why use a treadmill when you get plenty of exercise running through my mind?â€
“Scold me like Irene Adler scolded Kate Middleton.â€
“I may be king in this world of locked rooms, but I still haven’t unlocked your heart.â€Submitted by anonymous.