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Happy Halloween, followers! I made this blog’s very first pick-up line comic for you! :) And yes, that is Harry Potter font.
Bruh… Bruh, wait… I just remembered… We ain’t even American, bruh.
Happy new year, Tumblr! Hope it’s not meretricious ;) I made this late at night so it might not be funny now, but I dunno– I think the world might actually be a better place with Mrs. Hudson ruling it.
“Are you a sitty thing? Because I would love to sit on you.” Submitted by snickersa2010.
“If you think the illustrator’s out of control, you should see me in the bedroom.â€
“If you’d like, I can ensure that you’ll never need to borrow John’s laptop again.â€
“If you were naked in front of me, I would never tell you to put on a napkin.â€
“The Black Lotus’s circus isn’t the only place where acrobatics will be performed tonight.â€Based on a suggestion by @sarahsarahsarahsarahsarah.
“If I tried to deny my love for you, it’d be less convincing than Hooper in a mustache.â€
“I need you more than Lestrade needs a drink when he’s afraid.â€
“Do you have a secret twin? Because if so, I’d love to get acquainted with both of you.â€
“Are you the other me in the other place? Because I think you’re pretty damn smart.â€
“On your knees, Professor… Don’t worry, I have something much better than kicking you over the Reichenbach Falls planned.â€
“You not loving me would mean more misfortune and disaster than the Second Afghan War.â€
“Ignore the illustrator. You’re so unforgettable, I would recognize you with or without a mustache.â€
“I want you more than The Strand readers want proper murders.â€
“I would put on a black veil and pretend to be a client just to see you.â€
“I am glad you liked my potato, but I bet that’s not the only thing about me you would like.â€
Happy Easter, everyone! That Cumberbunny is a real thing, by the way…
“Are you Mrs. Hudson? Because I need to give you more lines… More pick-up lines, that is.â€(This one got a bit meta, haha.)
“I know what a nurse is capable of, but I still say that you’re excessively skilled for one.â€
Whether you’re celebrating with your dad, “daddy,†or some other paternal figure, I hope you all have a great one!
“Are you the R in A.G.R.A.? Because you’re the rose of my world.”
“I don’t need to be actually wetting myself in order to tell the truth about how much I love you.”
“Forget Victor Trevor. Next time you chain me up, a very different kind of bone is going to emerge.”
“I can’t keep my knackered, weary, old eyes off of you.”
“Are you Victor Trevor? Because whenever I’m with you, all around me is well.”
The best of The Six Thatchers pick-up lines, based on number of notes.
The best of Mrs. Hudson pick-up lines, based on number of notes.
In Eurus’s defense, Sharon from the PTA totally deserved to have her head severed and stuffed with candy.Happy Mother’s Day, all!~ Froggy, your admin
Sorry this one’s a little text-heavy. It’s a lot more fun to read if you imagine Daddy Holmes’s lines in a teenage girl voice.Happy Father’s Day to all who celebrate it! <3~ Froggy, your admin
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Sherlock/John WIP
so basically i have this to do list of old requests that i’m still going to do even though the joke is way past the expiration date don’t worry we’ll get through this tumblr… together…
MOE SHIT
the most remarkable thing about you standing in the doorway is that it’s you and that you’re standing in the doorway and you smile as you ease the gun from my hand and i’m frozen with joy right where i stand the world throws its light
corneliapornelia: That’s what it’s for. - Arthur Miller AND AN ENTIRE FANDOM.
johix: Hello, sunshine.Because of Nina’s beautiful art ~yellow~ ~beautiful~ :-)
meetingyourmaker: Martin in Blue Suit Used this reference for the painting. Thank you redcat18 for letting me use it :D Coloring his hair was so enjoyable. His suit is lovely but it is so hard to paint ( sort of has it’s own physics jk).
watsonsdick: Watson & Holmes
mrjwatson: (x) [insp] Yellow & blue, my favorite colors! :-)
John: Oh, right then. Do you have a boyfriend? Which is fine, by the way — Sherlock: I know it’s fine. John: So you’ve got a boyfriend? Sherlock: No.
~click for gross nsfw omegaverse johnlock ughhhh~ i need to add two pages to my nsfw doodlebook so i’m drawing two things, here is one of them if you’re confused by the anatomy see this post; warnings are in the tags; please don’t repost
~click for weird cute mpreg porn what the fuck~ i’ve never drawn mpreg porn so i figured why the shit not and it’s fucking cute omegaverse trash don’t look at me Check tags for content warnings. Please do not repost or edit the linked
#sherlocks face in the last one though #you’re welcome john. #i’m glad you’re my only friend john. #i put drugs in your coffee john.
sherlocked-for-life: Can we just talk about John being moved to tears by Sherlock’s speech?
sherlock-you-slut: missholmesss: watsonisgay: #john killed the taxi driver for sherlock #sherlock killed magnussen for john can you feel the love tonight they’re even wearing the same fucking clothes
My sister’s birthday cake :) I am peanut butter and jealous lol
SH+JW-Silhouette Embroidery by ~Sirbestonen LOVE!
john-watson-is-sherlocked: burnsherlock: queeentauriel: doomslock: petition to have molly and mary form their own detective duo watch them solve more crimes than john and sherlock go gO GO WRITE THE AUs i support this 500% especially if irene
Sherlock: It really bothers you. What people say. John: Yes Sherlock: About me. I don’t understand, why would it upset you?
sherlock: Puppy-eyed Sherlocks to their disappointed Johns.
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