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“Forget faking my genius… Want to see a different sort of magic trick?” Based on a suggestion by anonymous.

“Forget faking my genius… Want to see a different sort of magic trick?” Based on a suggestion by anonymous.

“I would love you even if you messed up my sock index.”

“I would love you even if you messed up my sock index.”

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In honor of reaching 20,000 followers, I present the top ten pick-up lines of all time, based on number of notes. [Reuploaded version of this.]

In honor of reaching 20,000 followers, I present the top ten pick-up lines of all time, based on number of notes. [Reuploaded version of this.]

“theimprobableone will use capital letters before I stop loving you.”

“theimprobableone will use capital letters before I stop loving you.”

“If you left me, I’d do anything to get you Reichen-back.”

“If you left me, I’d do anything to get you Reichen-back.”

“When you called me ‘nurse,’ were you really just making do, or were you trying to roleplay?”

“When you called me ‘nurse,’ were you really just making do, or were you trying to roleplay?”

“If I had only a minute and twenty-nine seconds left to live, I’d want to spend that time with you.”

“If I had only a minute and twenty-nine seconds left to live, I’d want to spend that time with you.”

Wedding versus stag night. (These aren’t based on number of notes or anything– this is just your admin having fun.)

Wedding versus stag night. (These aren’t based on number of notes or anything– this is just your admin having fun.)

“You put the ‘bae’ in Baker Street.”

“You put the ‘bae’ in Baker Street.”

“I would murder a blackmailing newspaper proprietor for you.” Based on a suggestion by madspades.

“I would murder a blackmailing newspaper proprietor for you.” Based on a suggestion by madspades.

“I would punch the chief superintendent just because he called you a weirdo.”

“I would punch the chief superintendent just because he called you a weirdo.”

“I always hear ‘suck my face’ when you’re speaking, but it’s usually subtext.” Submitted by Courtney (no username).

“I always hear ‘suck my face’ when you’re speaking, but it’s usually subtext.” Submitted by Courtney (no username).

“I cannot eliminate being with you, therefore it must not be impossible.”

“I cannot eliminate being with you, therefore it must not be impossible.”

“I know your friends don’t all hate you. I only wrote that essay so I could have you all to myself.”

“I know your friends don’t all hate you. I only wrote that essay so I could have you all to myself.”

“I’m not just a soldier, doctor, and blogger… I’m also a lover.”

“I’m not just a soldier, doctor, and blogger… I’m also a lover.”

“I want to be the first one you call for after waking up from being drugged by a dominatrix.”

“I want to be the first one you call for after waking up from being drugged by a dominatrix.”

“So, you say you’re on fire… Sounds like you need my hose.”Suggested by someone I know in real life, who doesn’t have a Tumblr and is too embarrassed to take credit for the idea anyway.

“So, you say you’re on fire… Sounds like you need my hose.”Suggested by someone I know in real life, who doesn’t have a Tumblr and is too embarrassed to take credit for the idea anyway.

“I’d rip your clothes off in a darkened swimming pool even if people would talk.”Submitted by amylemoymoy.

“I’d rip your clothes off in a darkened swimming pool even if people would talk.”Submitted by amylemoymoy.

“I ship us like Mrs. Hudson ships Johnlock.”Based on a suggestion by amylemoymoy.

“I ship us like Mrs. Hudson ships Johnlock.”Based on a suggestion by amylemoymoy.

“Mary’s bullet isn’t the only thing that should have penetrated me.”Based on a suggestion by jc-cumberbatch.

“Mary’s bullet isn’t the only thing that should have penetrated me.”Based on a suggestion by jc-cumberbatch.

“Magnussen saw that my weakness is you.”Submitted by anonymous.

“Magnussen saw that my weakness is you.”Submitted by anonymous.

“I love you more than Alex Woodbridge loved astronomy.”

“I love you more than Alex Woodbridge loved astronomy.”

“You should pop ‘round to Baker Street. Who knows? Something might jump out of my pants.”Submitted by amylemoymoy.

“You should pop ‘round to Baker Street. Who knows? Something might jump out of my pants.”Submitted by amylemoymoy.

“I may make you take a separate cab, but I’ll never make you take a separate bed.”

“I may make you take a separate cab, but I’ll never make you take a separate bed.”

“I’m gonna climb you like Zhi Zhu climbs buildings.”

“I’m gonna climb you like Zhi Zhu climbs buildings.”

“I don’t take sugar in my coffee, but I’d love to get some sugar from you.”

“I don’t take sugar in my coffee, but I’d love to get some sugar from you.”

“Mrs. Hudson offered me a cup of tea, but I’d much rather have a drink of you.”

“Mrs. Hudson offered me a cup of tea, but I’d much rather have a drink of you.”

“My shirt buttons may strain to get away from me, but I bet you won’t.”

“My shirt buttons may strain to get away from me, but I bet you won’t.”

“You’re more fun than a woman lying dead.”

“You’re more fun than a woman lying dead.”

“I know you’re for real… Nobody could fake having such an amazing dick all the time.”

“I know you’re for real… Nobody could fake having such an amazing dick all the time.”

“Mycroft says that you have the brain of a scientist or a philosopher, but I think you have the brain of my future husband.”

“Mycroft says that you have the brain of a scientist or a philosopher, but I think you have the brain of my future husband.”

“When I said ‘the dog one,’ I wasn’t talking about your story. I was trying to think of the sex position.”

“When I said ‘the dog one,’ I wasn’t talking about your story. I was trying to think of the sex position.”

“I don’t have friends, just potential love interests.”Submitted by nzeuropean.

“I don’t have friends, just potential love interests.”Submitted by nzeuropean.

“Get a room? Nah, let’s get an entire flat.”

“Get a room? Nah, let’s get an entire flat.”

“My coat collar isn’t the only thing that’s up.”

“My coat collar isn’t the only thing that’s up.”

“I must be 221b’s wallpaper, because you’re making me smile.”

“I must be 221b’s wallpaper, because you’re making me smile.”

“Writing my best man speech for your wedding was the hardest thing I’ve ever had to do… because I wasn’t the one you were marrying.”

“Writing my best man speech for your wedding was the hardest thing I’ve ever had to do… because I wasn’t the one you were marrying.”

“I may not know that the Earth revolves around the sun, but I know that my heart revolves around you.”

“I may not know that the Earth revolves around the sun, but I know that my heart revolves around you.”

“I would go back in time during our fourth season just to be able to say that I’ve loved you for centuries.”

“I would go back in time during our fourth season just to be able to say that I’ve loved you for centuries.”

“Sherlock must not know anything about you, because you are a star.”

“Sherlock must not know anything about you, because you are a star.”

“I love you more than Jennifer Wilson loved the color pink.”

“I love you more than Jennifer Wilson loved the color pink.”

“I’m the perfect boyfriend: I’m very loyal, very quickly, and I’m not interested in anything your brother offers me.”

“I’m the perfect boyfriend: I’m very loyal, very quickly, and I’m not interested in anything your brother offers me.”

“You say alone protects you, but I know of another kind of protection that we can use together.”(Edit: This graphic was originally uploaded with Sherlock’s font instead of John’s, even though John’s supposed to be the one saying the pick-up

“You say alone protects you, but I know of another kind of protection that we can use together.”(Edit: This graphic was originally uploaded with Sherlock’s font instead of John’s, even though John’s supposed to be the one saying the pick-up

“My love for you is deeper than Sherlock’s voice.”

“My love for you is deeper than Sherlock’s voice.”

“Your beauty is to die for… or at least fake die for so Moriarty’s sniper doesn’t shoot you.”

“Your beauty is to die for… or at least fake die for so Moriarty’s sniper doesn’t shoot you.”

“I think you look cool even when you don’t turn your coat collar up.”

“I think you look cool even when you don’t turn your coat collar up.”

“I would say sweet things to you even if I knew that bombs have off switches.”

“I would say sweet things to you even if I knew that bombs have off switches.”

“My love for you is even more enormous than 1880s Mycroft.”

“My love for you is even more enormous than 1880s Mycroft.”

“May I be your unsavory companion of dubious morals?”

“May I be your unsavory companion of dubious morals?”

“Holmes says that the fair sex is my department. Shall I prove it?”

“Holmes says that the fair sex is my department. Shall I prove it?”

“Unprincipled drug addict or not, I’ll gladly be your gentleman hero.”

“Unprincipled drug addict or not, I’ll gladly be your gentleman hero.”

“I would give you dancing lessons even if it meant your Sign Language needed work.”

“I would give you dancing lessons even if it meant your Sign Language needed work.”

“Sitting in the Carmichaels’ greenhouse isn’t the only thing we can do together that’s murder on the knees.”

“Sitting in the Carmichaels’ greenhouse isn’t the only thing we can do together that’s murder on the knees.”

“My feelings for you are so blindingly obvious, even Lestrade could work them out.”

“My feelings for you are so blindingly obvious, even Lestrade could work them out.”

“If Moriarty suggested that you and I elope, I would not find it impertinent or offensive.”

“If Moriarty suggested that you and I elope, I would not find it impertinent or offensive.”

“I’m a storyteller. I know when I’m in one. And meeting you was clearly my happily ever after.”

“I’m a storyteller. I know when I’m in one. And meeting you was clearly my happily ever after.”

“Forget morphine or cocaine. I get plenty high just off of your presence.”

“Forget morphine or cocaine. I get plenty high just off of your presence.”

“If you were Sherlock’s veins, I would be cocaine just so I could get inside of you.”

“If you were Sherlock’s veins, I would be cocaine just so I could get inside of you.”

“If someone accused me of loving you, I’d be guiltier than a brother with a green ladder.”

“If someone accused me of loving you, I’d be guiltier than a brother with a green ladder.”

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