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“I’d like to get a double room in Dartmoor with you.”
“My dick is so huge, my doggy style is referred to as Baskerville Hound style.”
“Rank isn’t the only thing I enjoy pulling.” Submitted by custardcreems.
“Shall we play doctor? Army doctor, that is.”
“I’d go on a second date with you even if we got kidnapped by Chinese smugglers during our first.”
“How about you get off of that phone and let me show you how much fun we can have in the back seat of this car?”
“Would you like to be wearing this jumper tomorrow morning?” Submitted by herbailiwick.
“Mrs. Hudson, are you trying to seduce me?”
“You know, I’ve got a phone. I mean, very clever and all that, but you could just booty call me. On my phone.”
“I would never chase some killer while trying to get off with you.”
“I don’t care about your intermittent tremor– I just wanted an excuse to hold your hand.”
“How about you treat me the way Irene Adler treats royalty?” Submitted by absolutelyhetero.
“I was Wats-off, but then you turned me Wats-on.”
“Don’t worry if I shout ‘Damn my leg!’ My third leg is still perfectly functional.”
“I’d let you hold my hand even if you kidnapped me and asked me to spy on my flatmate.”
“I don’t know what you might deduce about my brother’s heart, but I’ll gladly tell you about mine.”
“I can’t have U.M.Q.R.A. without U.”
“I don’t smoke, don’t frequent cafes, don’t fuck men… You know, I make many exceptions when I’m around you.” Submitted by Viljatuuli (no username).
“I would spend all of my free time with you in the back of Mycroft’s limousine.” Submitted (with photo) by suddenlyshort.
“A tire lever isn’t the only thing in my pants that’s a tiny bit sexy.”
“Forget folding my shirts and cycling to work– I’d rather wear no clothes and ride you.”
“Girl, are your initials A.G.R.A.? Because you are Amazing, Gorgeous, Radiant, and Adorable.”
“You make me Claire-de-la-Swoon.”
“I’d have another row with the chip and PIN machine for you.” Submitted by anonymous.
“If I was looking for a friend in a drug den, I wouldn’t just be browsing– I’d be looking for you.”
“I would never tell you to f-cough.”
“I don’t need Anderson’s Reichenbach theory to show you how hypnotizing I can be.”
“Wanna go on a sex holiday with me?”
“I’ll walk your dog… Even if you don’t have one.”
“Why bother telling me what I should put on a t-shirt? It’s just going to end up on your floor in a moment anyway.”
“I’d love to get mail from you, even if it was just an envelope full of bread crumbs.”
“I would solve a skip code and steal a motorcycle for you.”
“You can imagine the Christmas dinners, but I’d much rather you be there to experience them yourself.”
“My love for you is bigger than Henry Knight’s house.”
“You smell cleaner than Kenny Prince’s cat.”
“My love for you burns like the A.G.R.A. flash drive.”
“May the problems of your future be my privilege?”
“Are you Mr. Summerson? Because I’d like to fondle your testicles.”
“Your mustache ages you… Good thing I like older men.”
“I’m sorry I let it all slide… How about banging something other than my tea on the table?â€
“Your eyes are more colorful than John’s Christmas jumper.â€
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“Your teeth are whiter than Molly’s lab coat.â€
“Is your last name Morstan? Because I wanna Mary you.â€
“I’m sorry you don’t like Harold on my face… Perhaps you’d prefer him in between your thighs?â€
“Just call me a Baskerville Hound, because I can’t keep my paws off of you.â€
“Your wit is sharper than Irene Adler’s heels.â€
“Broadly speaking, I’d like to have a ‘function’ in your ‘narrative.’“
“I’m not a plot device… The only function I want in your narrative is love interest.â€
“Unlike my work for the British government, I occupy a major position in the bedroom.â€Submitted by nzeuropean.
“I want to go steady with you– steadier than John’s left hand under stress.â€
“So, I hear you’re abnormally attracted to dangerous situations and people. I can conform to that pattern if you’d like.â€
“I would make you my bride even if you were abominable.â€
“I bet I can make you wetter than the fandom’s post-Reichenbach tears.â€
“Don’t leave me hanging. I’m not the mannequin in 221b.â€
“Are you Mrs. Hudson’s cooking? Because I want you inside of me.â€
“I like blondes… even speckled blondes.â€
“I would smile at you on a bus even if you didn’t have a daisy behind your ear.â€
“Are you the well that Victor Trevor died in? Because I’m about to go deep inside you and feel how wet you are.”
The tale of a boy, his very special umbrella, and a few jealous people.
