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“I don’t have to use my imagination to know that you’d be the last thing I thought of before I died.”
“Leave the wall alone. If you’re bored, I’ll gladly take a pounding from you.”
“I want to put my ‘experiment’ in your 'microwave.’” Submitted by imadeyousomeshoes.
“I always hear ‘kiss me on the mouth’ when you’re speaking, but it’s usually subtext.” Submitted by imadeyousomeshoes.
“I always hear ‘sit on my face’ when you’re speaking, but it’s usually subtext.” Submitted by verity-burns.
“I love you so much, I promise to avoid your nose and teeth whenever I punch your face.”
“I’ll help you excrete the drug out of your system.” Submitted by maskedcity.
“I would drink your coffee even if the sugar was drugged.”
“So, you’ve got a boyfriend then? I’ll have you either way. It’s all fine.”
“I would rather have you than the skull.” Submitted by anonymous.
“You. Me. Three continents. How about it?”
“You are really my area.”
“I would dress for you the way I dress going to Buckingham Palace.”
“Oh, so the Internet thinks you look like an otter? Well, I think you otter be in my bed.”
“Lestrade’s out of town today, but I’m willing to be your detective inspector.” Submitted (with photo) by epicnessisfoundwithin.
“I can’t take my eyes off of you… No, really. I can’t. It’s for an experiment.”
“When I told you to take my card, I meant my V-card.”
“If you’re a hedgehog, can I be your hedge?”
“I suggest we do that thing where two people who like each other go out and have fun.”
“I’d wait for you even if you kept me as long as Mofftiss kept the Sherlockians.”
“How do you feel about Hamish for a baby name?”
“Let me be your Action Man. Your brother won’t be able to break me.”
“I hope Mycroft never gets off your sheet.” Inspired by this (submitted by sherlockian4life13).
“Are you my blogger? Because I’d be lost without you.”
“Of course we won’t be needing two bedrooms.”
“Even if I knew nothing about you, I would flat share with you.” Submitted by anonymous.
“I don’t need a good coat and a short friend to look ‘tall,’ if you get what I mean.”
“You’ve never been the most luminous of people, but you brighten up my world.” Submitted by anonymous.
“If your flatmate punched you in the face, I would kiss it better.”
“Boys, please, not here. Let’s take it to my bedroom.” Submitted (with photo) by somenerdygirl.
“I’d let Angelo put a candle on our table.”
“I’ll tell you what the H stands for.”
“The shooting last week isn’t the only reason you may have to restart my heart.”
“I know you’re not some character from Lord of the Rings, because I honestly care what you think.”
“My mustache isn’t the only thing I’d shave for you.” Submitted by Courtney (no username).
“Will you be the Robin to my Hat-Man?”
“I would turn back your watch during your friend’s fake suicide just to spend more time with you.”
“I would kick my parents out if you came over.”
“Judging by the turn-ups on your jeans, you’d be a pretty good father to my children.”Submitted by amylemoymoy.
“I can’t keep my eyes off of you… so I’m upgrading your surveillance status to grade three active.”
“I’m hung better than the dummy in our living room.â€
“One more miracle, for me, please… Don’t have a boyfriend or girlfriend.â€Submitted by amylemoymoy.
“I would marry you even if your proposal got interrupted by your best friend who faked his death.â€
“John says I’m a machine… Want to see if you can turn me on?â€
“It’s fine. It’s all fine when you’re around.â€Submitted by nzeuropean.
“Your feelings for me are more obvious than the password on John’s computer.â€
“Sherlock knows more about the solar system than you do about me… Want to fix that?â€
“I could break every bone in your body while naming them, but right now there’s only one bone of yours I’m interested in.â€
“I may not be a corpse, but I would let you whip me even if there wasn’t a medical point to it.â€
“You’re clearly acclimatized to never getting to the end of a sentence. I could give you something else to do with your mouth, if you’d like.â€
“I would kick Moriarty over a waterfall for you.â€
“I don’t care whether you’re a Viennese alienist or a retired army surgeon– you can ask me any curious questions you like.â€
“If you thought The Abominable Bride pushed you to mental and physical extremes, you should see what I can do in the bedroom.â€
“Did Holmes learn about jets from you? Because you’re pretty fly.â€
“I want to say ‘I love you’ to you more often than Holmes says ‘features of interest.’“
“Do you have a feet fetish? Because my game is afoot.â€
“You’re more important to me than finding Emelia Ricoletti’s substitute corpse.â€
“I would go right into Hell and make it look like I meant it just to save you.â€
“Are you Mrs. Hudson’s car? Because I wanna take you for a ride.â€
“Planning our dates will be easy. I know exactly where we’ll need to be picked up for lunch two weeks from now.”
