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“Can you please not do that thing where you turn your coat collar up to try and look cool? It makes it difficult for me to give you a hickey.”
“Just give me a chance and I’ll be Reichen your bed Bach and forth all night.” Submitted by turtleplz.
“Let’s REALLY make people talk.” Submitted by anonymous.
“I want to give you head. And I’m not talking about the one in the fridge.”
“I would read your blog even if it wasn’t about me.”
“If you’d let me, I’d twiddle you all day and night.”
“I’ve never been jealous of a shirt before.” Submitted by insertpoeticdevice.
“I’d wait for you even if you faked your death and didn’t return for three years.”
“I want to express my love for you in every possible variant available to the English language.”
“I enjoy my jumper collection, but I’d much rather have you on my body instead.”
“I like your purple shirt. How’d you like to see my red pants?” (Thank you so much to andrisbiedrins for sending the screencap. I couldn’t find any images of Martin Freeman wearing red bottoms except as Arthur Dent, and apparently
“You make me so happy, I spray painted a smiley face on our wall.”
“Would you still love me even if I turned into an Asian woman?”
“You are the grape of my eye. Apples are boring.” Submitted by bandofbaskets.
“How about we both skip your birthday dinner so I can show you my ‘thing’?”
“I don’t need an essay about all my friends hating me to know that you love me the most.”
“I would shave for you.”
“You’re such a hot Guy, I would steal a motorcycle to get to you.”
“Can I buy you a drink? 443.7 milliliters of drink, that is.”
“The ‘elephant in the room’ is my penis.”
“I don’t care how you fell in love with me… I want to know why.”
“Call me Shezza, because I’m going undercover… Under your covers, that is.”
“I want to do you on the table… On the Periodic Table hanging in your bedroom, that is.”
“If I was Madonna, would you let me touch your knee?”
“Let’s be Oklahomos together.” (If you haven’t seen it yet…)
“Forget the limits– let’s all three dance.”
“I’d like to corrupt your ‘magnetic strip.’”
“I’d keep your chair even if it was blocking my view to the kitchen.”
“Undercover about my feelings for you? WELL I’M NOT NOW!”
“The game is never over. I want to play with you forever.”
“I’d come to your parents’ house for Christmas dinner, even if I had to bring a gun.”
“I would jump out of a cake for you even if I wasn’t revealing that I faked my death.”
“The game is something, but you are everything.”
“My friendship isn’t the only thing that can give you warmth and constancy.”
“My love for you is #NotDead.” (Credit to shockingblankets for the hashtag, which LATER BECAME CANON.)
“I would disguise myself as a French waiter to stop you from proposing to someone else.”
“Wanna go have a drink on every street where we found a corpse?”
“Are you one of John’s jumpers? Because you look so cozy and unique.”
“You make me come to life like the Geek Interpreter’s comics.”
“Which hurt more: When you fell from Bart’s or when you fell from Heaven?”
“You’re the missing piece to my puzzle… and I’m not talking about the puzzle Moriarty sent me.”Suggested by someone I know in real life, who doesn’t have a Tumblr and is too embarrassed to take credit for the idea
“I would help fix the afferent neurons in your peripheral nervous system.â€
“Sherlock can survive without food easier than I can survive without you.â€
“When you said you were on tinder, I realize you meant buried in Magnussen’s bonfire, but I’d still like to swipe right.â€
“If you can always tell a good Chinese by examining the bottom third of the door handle, then what can we tell by examining your knob?â€Submitted by nzeuropean.
“Crap telly and chill?â€
“I’m more attracted to you than John is to dangerous situations and people.â€
“When I’m through with you, you’ll have a harder time walking than Sherlock after being drugged by Irene Adler.â€
notmydate: Possible backstory to the Christmas jumper: The jumper was an early Christmas gift from Sherlock. Sherlock worried it was a bit much and that John would be offended by this gentle poke at his fondness for jumpers. But John was delighted;
superwholockmeanstomanyfeels: castielwnchster: writerintheimpala: obiwanskenobi: consulting-idjits-in-the-tardis: #you see it in his eyes and his body language #he thinks john is moriarty #and for a second #just a second #he’s so scared that it
sheiswolf: giemma: sexism is the fact that you can make john watson an animal you can make him into a cyborg and nobody has a problem but as soon as you make him into a woman of color everyone loses their shit Sexism AND racism* the fucking problem
officialhydra: provocatize: -Abandoned underground station in Paris converted into a pool John Watson’s worst nightmare
sherlock-addict: John Watson.
sherlock-and-john-in-a-tardis: evenarosehasthorns: lazy i swear and fucking nasty ……….. the hell.. WTF IS THIS FUCKERY da fuck Sorry, that’s some suburbs, back country woods shit, hood niggas don’t do that shit.
sherlock-and-john-got-the-tardis: i love it how fast tumblr is like someone wins an award and 0.1 second later there are gifs pictures with 500+ notes
johnlckk: sherlock hears john’s voice all the time sherlock calls molly john sherlock wants john back sherlock is nothing without john john sherlock sherlock john JOHNLOCK ASADSGFDFG
darlingbenny: darlingbenny: sherlock so did teach john that dip thing he did at the end of his first dance with mary imagine sherlock dipping john watson imagine john dipping sherlock back imagine sherlock doing the dip and then leaning in, saying
Sherlock & John + “my best man”
enerjax: John said wear the hat so you will wear it (ಠ_ಠ)
sherlock-and-john-got-the-tardis: #crowley is like that annoying kid in the back of a class
