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“When Greg handed me your uncut birthday video, I was hoping for something very different.”
Threesomes solve everything.
The best of His Last Vow, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
“I’d let a strange woman abduct me as long as she was taking me to you.”
“I think you’re cooler than the head in our fridge.”
“Are you frequenting cafes? Because you are smoking.”
The best of “Shezza,” from bbcsherlockpickuplines.
Pick-up lines involving lyrics, song titles, or bands – from bbcsherlockpickuplines.
“Let’s get on your laptop and look at something other than John’s blog.”
“Are you Mary Morstan? Because those pants look so good on you, you’re putting the ass in assassin… twice.”
Happy April Fool’s Day, followers! I hope you’re all having a blast playing harmless pranks on each other.(Sorry I didn’t get this up earlier today… I’m borrowing my aunt’s wi-fi right now because mine isn’t working… Hopefully
“May I be the umbrella to your Mycroft? I want you to take me with you everywhere you go.â€
“You don’t need to manipulate security cameras to convince me to get into your car.â€
Happy Halloween, followers! Sorry again I had to upload this so late. (And yes, that’s a Goomba on Sherlock’s face. I was gonna do a Luigi hat, but that would have been too predictable.)
“Are you from a future world? Because I want to get your telephone contraption number.â€
“My balls are bluer than the carbuncle Watson wrote about.â€
“If you think Mycroft is enormous, just wait until you see my dick.â€
“I don’t care whether your birthday video is cut or uncut, but I am curious about something else of yours.â€
“I find you more fascinating than an unmoving Toby.”
“If you were credit, I would take you even after John published his blog.”
“I like you more than Sherlock likes Toby.”
The best of The Abominable Bride pick-up lines, based on number of notes.I just realized I never did a photoset for this episode! #FlashbackFriday?
The best of The Lying Detective pick-up lines, based on number of notes.
I… I don’t even know, you guys. It was supposed to be something cute with Rosie’s first Easter and some domestic Johnlock, but then there was a murder bunny and an infant somehow able to solve crimes and it all turned to crack. I regret nothing.Hap
salmonking: sarahfu: not-quite-normal: So Katy and Carororo let me in on their animated Sherlock handcuff shenanigans! Poor John did not think this through. Oh my gosh this is amazing! ADORABLE. HOLY COW. Those little expressions! So much d’aww!
sketching out some details for a short porny Sherlock/John comic I’ve got knocking around in my head. Sherlock is objecting to Johns outrageous demand that he put some trousers on.
“the date is going well, john” “what was that sherlock? i didn’t catch it” “… i said the case is going well, john <3”
“John… John… John… John?” “This better be good Sherlock” “You know the black bits in bananas, are they tarantulas’ eggs?” “Please don’t speak to me ever again in your life”
miss-shifty: Hehehe. John, your green is blinding. (And I was so disappointed when I realized that John’s ginormous bling was a $, and not an S for Sherlock.)
i am ruining my liiiiiife anarmydoctor: I don’t know if you are still taking requests, but.. may I ask for some rugby!John? hhhnnngggggg Thanks! mydaroga47: I’d really like to see John and Lestrade being bros, with Sherlock jealous of their
COMPLETELY HETEROSEXUAL FRIENDSHIP saticoy: You know when Sherlock throws a little fit on the couch and then just flip over away from John? What if John didn’t storm outside and instead laid on Sherlock’s back, trying to placate him?
DOCTORS KISSING CONSULTING DETECTIVES NOT KISSING YOUUU clockworktimebomb: John and Sherlock kissing in the rain? makingupachangingmind: Can I get John and Sherlock standing really really close under an umbrella? That’d be cute!
“SHOOT HIM. SHOOT HIM JOHN.” “sherlock what the hell?!” offensiveagentpie: Could you by chance draw Mycroft and Sherlock as kids, with Sherlock experimenting and watching ripples in a puddle by throwing in different sized rocks,
“well you started it john” then later… REVENGE ittybittygrey: Sherlock putting a scarf on John and John sneaking a peck. Sherlock proceeds to passionately attack him. ms-akaya: If you
based on this fic which is adorable and i love it though out of context i guess you could view it as sherlock just really hating shopping papilio-tigris: Could you do a picture of John and Sherlock grocery shopping?molycules: You should draw Sherlock
half fail!fill but, watari!john… ;^; timey-wimey-jammy-wammy: Could you possibly do Sherlock as L, and John as Mello from Death Note? :D
why are you surprised john you were cooking without pants, you were kinda askin for it this fill could have been innocent enough but instead there is buttgroping uniformshark: Sherlock whispering inappropriate things into Johns ear to distract him, while
alllll the clothingssss angelaprongs: could you draw Sherlock as the Doctor? lennysaurusb: Could you maybe draw Sherlock as the Doctor and John as his companion? houseofbluez: Sherlock as the Doctor and John as his companion please? chasingfancies:
11 your face is a rectangle but okay a pretty cute rectangle “it’s for a case, john” (no it isn’t) sfbenedictcumberbatch: could you draw John and Sherlock dressed as Rory and Amy? Bonus points if the Doctor is there too. victory
where the fuck did this come from oh i remember sherlock and the major sherlock with a cyberbrain john with prosthetic parts all the boners
“sherlock you have a problem” “I CAN STOP WHENEVER I WANT JOHN” forthesakeofblasphemy: Could you maybe draw John getting irritated with Sherlock and his growing collection of cell phones?
handchuffed~ laurenlightning: could you please draw the bit in reichenbach when john grabs sherlock through the bars but make them kiss? 221babe: okay you know the scene in reichenbach when Sherlock is holding John “hostage” and Sherlock
“john move” “sher- *yawn*… sherlock i get the sink first” “i’m smarter i have priority” “i’ve got work in 30 minutes. YOU are just going to lie on the couch all day” “john it’s
CLICK FOR NSFW, CHECK TAG WARNINGS“You were made to serve my kind, John… Designed to fulfill my needs… You are damaged and sentient and free, and yet, your body still longs to accommodate me…” ————&
lokis-army-at-221b: imjohnlocked: hiddlybatch: crazyandsexy: monilip: chemicaldefect09: doomslock: Sherlock sends Victor to check up on John. → requested by stars-above-us. IT is NOT FAIR to add my Tom Hiddleston feels to my Reichenbach feels.
watsonsdick: AU - Teenlock/Unilock I got your back “John, they’re bigger than you” “So?”
foreverwholocked: sherlock-hannibal: I think I’ve got something in my eye. What I love most about this is that, like always, he turns to John because he doesn’t understand. ‘John, did I do it wrong?’ You can see the character development
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chromehearts: Sweater weather with John Watson. Fall is my favorite time of year; I’m currently rewatching all 3 seasons of Sherlock, and enjoying the abundance of John’s sweaters/jumpers. Aaaah
anigrrrl2: queen-of-fallen-angels: decadentwallpaper: i-am-greg-lestrade: iloverichardwright: estychan: I have been waiting for this post my entire life. Gonna scream our fandom, guys. In our mid-hiatus glory the fence though This is the sound
fuckyeahjohnlockfluff: Hi John_Sherlock calling by Milwa-cz gorgeous !!!
mizkatt: For gotnothingtolosebutyou who requested a Sherlock GIF (I hope you don’t mind that I added John)! Hope you like it~! ;w;
BBC Sherlock promo photos - John & Sherlock S2 photoshoot at Battersea power station - Updated: found larger sizes of all pictures. Got the first picture in SHQ here: (5359x3573) Other Sherlock Picture Collections: John/Sherlock in front of 221b
~click down there for the weirdest porn i’ve ever drawn - mpreg omegaverse top!omega!john gross gross don’t you fucking judge me~ -1- & -2- okay so i sketched the right one first and didn’t like how much empty space there was so
i got my big pillows back!! i like this size, they’re much more huggable~ i have four sets of regular sherlock/john and four of naked sherlock/john that i’ll be selling at the next con i get into, either fanime or AX~
I also made a doublesided bookmark for Breadcrumbs, which you’ll be able to get with the other extras~ This is the same John and Sherlock from the comic I did for it, meaning Sherlock is the Youth, and John is… well, you’ll see :PI
So, I tried to draw John and Sherlock seriously…but then that happened. >>;
sherlock-addict: John: Sherlock, what’s your sexual orientation? Sherlock: John:
