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maliciousmelons: when the pizza delivery man walks up to the door im pretty sure thats what it feels like when you hold your first born child
ticktockdearie: I’m going to tell you the difference between Rumple and Regina in two statements. Regina: “I’ve done all of these terrible and evil things. Why doesn’t anyone love me?” Rumple: “I’ve done all of these terrible and evil things.
simoncowell: niallhoran: louistomlinson: zaynmalik: liampayne: harrystyles: baby you light up my god shut up u lil shits
harrygetbent: when a hot guy is wearing sweatpants and you can see his dick outline
twerkingderp: 221b-bag-end: how-lowcan-yougo: obsessingabouteverything: brightfallenstars: “Dean, I can’t feel my wings anymore.”“It’s gonna be okay. I’m here. I got you.” So sorry, but I had to. “Dean, I can’t feel my wings anymore”
liverquiver: maybe i would eat that baby you don’t know my life
a-lot-like-diana: so basically when you have your period and your lower back hurts it is because your hips are contracting and spreading apart, only slightly, to make room for the release of the blood and linings of your uterus. so basically your body
motherfuckinoedipus: nipahdubs: fullmetaltail: There are two kinds of anime. The series involves a young man out on a quest with a goal that seems impossible. He is accompanied by a female and male companion. What is their goal you may be asking,
xemptfromxplanations: Glassware can get pretty expensive especially if you’re in college and always getting sht faced and breaking your glasses. Start just using your empty beer bottles and turning them into your new glasses. Look dope, easy to make
blindedbyenvy: WARNING: THE VIRUS HAS UPGRADED TO DASHBOARD POSTS. IF YOU SEE A POST LIKE THIS WITH THE GRAY SQUARE, DO NOT CLICK THE IMAGE.
pleatedjeans: You should follow @blopt
academically: what if one day all of the pets in the world turned into humans. like if your dog is 6 years old you really have a pet 42 year old man.
officialfrenchtoast: Would you eat it?
assrimming: when boys shirts lift up and you see their stomach
butthorn: I just attended the best passion of the Christ play. As they were “nailing” Jesus to the cross the entire thing broke. No one knew what to do and it got quiet. Finally one of the guards on stage said “You get out of it this time Jesus”
charizard: nintendocanada: when you hate someone but they’re still really cute me rn
sassybf: you know that moment when u pass by ur crush in the hallway and ur eyes meet
clientsfromhell: Me: “What browser are you on?” Client: “Google.” Me: “Google Chrome?” Client: “No, just regular Google.” Me: “That’s the site. I want to know the browser.” Client: “Google.” Me: “No.” Client: “Look, we
kite117: And I would have gotten away with it too if it weren’t for you meddling kids and your talking dog
lovesexandhumor: you-useless-lesbian: “With liberty and justice for all” my ass Truly fucked up.
br0sephstalin-: coreyseancash: boyfriendhook: firstbeanstalk: assbutt-in-the-garrison: boholov-e: WHO THE FUCK WROTE THIS I WILL MURDER YUOU WHO WROTE THIS!? WHY WOULD YOU FUCKING DO THIS.
dioburandou: 1mbps: dioburandou: greatjaggi: Okay you have ten seconds think of an rpg class thats never existed before Ass devourer, they eat the asses right off of people What the fuck OP gave me ten seconds
dimplestiltskinxx-fallen-angel:ginnyshipsdrarry:believemeimjaynal:clubhousemouse:ari-els:crackcoffeeaddict: leliel-angel-of-the-night: little-bit-of-a-fixer-upper: thesassylorax: disneytoonland: The Little Mermaid 1989 Do you guys know how long
eggplantsplit:bluhstrider:djpaige:But srsly thoughIf you ever find yourself in a Disney movieAnd someone or something starts being mysteriously surrounded by lime greenStay away from the thingEverything lime green is evilJust remember that.Everything
salparadisewasright:faethverity:These are not owls.are you sure
ffxivreactions: When the tank loses aggro and you’re a healer.
existential-nothingness: monobeartheater: hetalianbae: tom-sits-like-a-whore: benot-may: piikopoko: you were either a winx or a w.i.t.c.h I was totally a spy i was aLL THREE was this the old superwholock? the old superwholock? Nah these
When she forgot to tell you she is a squirter.
beefbearrito: when you start to give bae head and he says he about to cum already
lzbo: sniffing: where is this kids oscar (boyfriend eating as girlfriend stares) Boyfriend: “Babe, what?”Girlfriend: “Ay, I don’t know. It’s that your food looks good. Let me try it.”Boyfriend: “Babe, you’re literally eating the same
corbeezyyy: triniboi: avereaux: i-will-call-you-thiquesawsebawse: jjsinterlude: his-liquid-poetry: allbeautynobooty: uglyassprettyboy: uglyassprettyboy: At niiiight I think of youuuuu I waaaant to be yo lady babayyyy If your game is on gimme
frankiefan1993: Giving you assistant mayor Bellweather realness
OMG!! You are gorgeous!!
OMG!! You are absolutely gorgeous!! Let’s talk sometime!! My name is Sean.
hawkwardturtle: seifer-almasy: gfkl,jk;lgjdg;lkdfjgd I warned you bro!
devhalena: thegoodsonisbad: spacestepmom: piggy-patronus-no-parents: dancingpurge: “TELL ME YOU LIKED IT.” actually the fanfic she’s talking about is the punishment ^ Yeah, that explains Wheatley’s face. THIS IS FUCKING GREAT SCREAMING
lostinthemilkywayy: I am sometimes asked “Why do you spend so much of your time and money talking about kindness to animals when there is so much cruelty to men?” I answer: “I am working at the roots.” - George T. Angell
fillydelphia: steveholtvstheuniverse: Pinkie Pie is right! That IS a lot of pony. And you know what this calls for? A GIVEAWAY! Now, what’s up for grabs in this giveaway? Well, here’s a quick look at the prizes: THIRD PRIZE - SIX pins of the winner’s
thebunnyprincess: name one thing that makes you more uncomfortable than this
nightmakersfavs: aliceinblackmarket: Goodnight everyone <3 You know guys, that’s drawn by Kazuki Takahashi =D
Hey, you know "P. Sherman" from Finding Nemo? That was a Filipino joke in Pixar. It's supposed to be "Fisherman" with a Filipino accent.
ask-the-moon-princess: the-absolute-funniest-posts: Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard WOAH. IT TOTALLY IS. WOAH. THAT IS AMAZING.
cutgrassgetrupees: When people are like “Let’s be friends…?” and I’m like “OF COURSE!” I actually don’t know what to do because how do you friends
wheretheseaandskymeet: I need these; you have no idea.
teenagecircus101: homoforjojo: GOD BLESS YOU can I just say I love how he’s totally into it
blaineandersad: my parents said they were leaving and i started playing bump n grind really loudly because i thought they’d left and after finishing the first 30 seconds my dad was like ‘we’re still here’ ‘are you hiding a guy up there and
lulz-time: Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard
od-a: WARNING If you get sent a link saying “click here to watch the new Twilight trailer”, don’t click it! The link is to the new Twilight trailer.
masterweeaboomeulinleijon: jadespook: Whats new on tumblr you ask????? the color of your dash. old: #2f4b66 new: #2C4762 IM
blurbery: blurbery: Kataang Week - Day 6: Haunting alright, i know this one isn’t exactly kataang, but i didn’t want to post two sad drawings in a row. i don’t want you all to hate me, haha.
musicismysubsitute: dweebscar: *slams fist on desk* NOW THIS IS WHAT I LIKE TO SEE Its more beautiful than you could ever imagine
johanirae: ohmygil:twistedsickminded:wherespauldoe:I’VE NEVER WANTED A NIGHT LIGHT SO MUCHWANT.I heard you were talkin’ shitWhat I like about this is that it implies that Tony’s best mode of attack somehow involves him ramming himself into a wall
princess-shatter: dear-bunni: robina-otaku: eezybree: SCIENCE HAS CONFIRMED THAT DOGS LOVE US BACK BECAUSE THEY GET THE SAME RUSH OF OXYTOCIN WHEN THEY LOOK AT US THAT WE GET WHEN WE LOOK AT THEM Are you telling me that dogs are looking up to us
thebestoftumbling: balile: communistbakery: ALL RIGHT LISTEN UP YOU MOTHER FUCKING AMERICANS THESE HERE ARE CALLED SCOOBYWUFFERS AND THEY ARE THE BEST THING EVER MADE. NEVER HEARD OF THEM? THATS BECAUSE THEY ONLY EXIST IN BRITAIN. THEY COME IN TWO
miss-nerdgasmz: thisisbully: Went to the Apple Store today to tell them my phone keeps restarting and freezing and stuff the guy told me “many people don’t know that u have to turn off ur phone for 10 mins everyday to let it rest” I was like you
fatcr0w: sumiinkwolf: wannabeanimator: Note: I do not claim to be a shape expert, but it is 100% fact that BB-8 is shaped like a friend. Hopefully any of you interested in character/prop design will enjoy! This is some good examples of composition.
awesomevines: That mood when nothing can cheer you up
professor-maple-mod: raikissu: ramenuzumaki: Soupa Saiyan is a Dragon Ball Z themed restaurant in Orlando that serves noodle dishes to Orlando’s biggest anime fans. Amazing!!! 😋😋😋🍜✨ (x) (x) @professor-maple-art why didnt you take
