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dracomalfoydisneyprincess: dekinaichild: imagine saying “i’m dad” to a dad. he responds with “hi dad, i’m—” but then he stops. fear strikes up in his eyes. YOU’re dad? he thought he was dad all along? what is his true identity? who is
phuckindope: if you date me we will have: morning sex afternoon sex dinner sex after meal sex i made pancakes sex good morning sex shower sex bored sex make up sex break up sex monday sex tuesday sex wednesday sex thursday sex friday sex saturday sex
fishmech:gateway-2000:what are some of the first computer or browser games you remember playing as a kid?this
reynaruina: STRANGELY ENDEARING SIGHTS ON TF2: -Heavies who throw their sandwiches at hopeless causes, like a burning corpse on the ground or a building with a sapper attached. -Pyros who thumb you up on the kill-cam (who can be mad at that? They’re
hmniay: brokuro replied to your post:ok but have you actually drawn noya praying on his knees to asahi jesus because i need to see that rn omfgI REGRET-
humorous: teacher: what inspired you to write this essay?me: the due date.
magefeathernerd: simonbitdiddle: justanotherdrumcorpsgurl: nsimin: wtf people… This makes me smile There are stories here I wanna know about. “You only rent beer”I think this one is the best out of the lot.
stingsglowingdick: EVERYONE JUST WATCH THIS NOW. THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER. There is about 80 shows, can you name / spot them all?
hambaes: if i ever give birth please dont tell me my baby looks just like me within the first 2 months cause i know that newborn look ugly as shit so unless you tryna square up dont speak
lizthefangirl: jetpacks-are-fucking-awesome: sneakyfeets: this is the sassiest reply in the history of mankind “You can’t just slam the SNK opening on everything.” IM LAUGHING SO AHRD
do-you-like-ketchup: this was a lot funnier in my head
What do you call it when Mark adds a comment to your post?
gloriouspondchester: what do you mean there’s not enough queer representation in media? those two white guys look at each other all the time
shutupanddiehl: I just want Charlie Hunnam to play Christian Grey exactly like Raleigh I mean just imagine “ALL RIGHT ANASTASIA I’M GONNA PUT MY DONG IN YOU GET READY THIS IS FOR REAL”
mage-chimera-ran-sailove: Ooh!~ Well, then, okay! I keep wishing for more chatter, as well! I love blabbers, as well. Well, I mean, I AM one.. (* Ŏ∀Ŏ) I have kind of… Stalked your account. I can’t remember, but I found you through an ask account
stephen-vajra: Summoners War chibi sticker commissions I had fun doing this. Gotta start small. Please do not reupost or use without permission. Thank you.
hisazuki: The new Yona PV from Hana to Yume is already on youtube (I did not post this video). It probably won’t stay long so watch it as soon as you read this post :P
i always want her for my own
z-e-ra: popeyeschicken: thatscienceguy: 1 and 5 are kind of Humbling… can we NOT DO THIS RIGHT NOW and you’re telling me mermaids don’t exist?
doitsusleftnut: navigatorin: gabrielsaunteredvaguelydownwards: meanwhile in england i am in a dress everybody you talk to opens conversation with ‘FUCK it’s hot’ there are three hour long traffic jams for the beach everybody not at the beach
thisisnttrevor: seriously-youknow: homoofspace: farorescourage: WELCOME TO CANADA WHERE WE LITERALLY PUT UP WARNING SIGNS FOR NESTING CANADIAN GEESE BECAUSE LET ME TELL U ABOUT THESE FRICKERSFIRST OF ALL THEY HAVE FUCKIN TEETHON THEIR TONGUESDO YOU
blasianxbri: ucresearch: akiracomplexsound: UC Berkeley scientists have developed a system to capture visual activity in human brains and reconstruct it as digital video clips. Eventually, this process will allow you to record and reconstruct your
i’d meet you where the spirit meets the bones
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dobdob: commandertano: Disney didn’t kill the EU. The EU hasn’t died unless you and everyone else let it die. Lucasfilm made the decision to create new stories. Get to know these facts. I spent a good minute staring at this trying to work out how
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well, if you insist.
drtanner-sfw: cluckyeschickens: Okay so we have this rusty old thing in our one flower bed that would make an awful noise when you turned it and Buck Buck absolutely hated the sound of it, freaking out every time, wanting to somehow fight it??? Anyway,
thetrekkiehasthephonebox: mcdevinpants: emilianadarling: holy fuck you guys after years of being vaguely confused when I came across the measurement “a stick of butter” in recipes, today I learned that in the United States they sell butter in
thatsthat24: teoami: gameraboy: Jurassic Cookie my life is better because of this. thank you Please tag your spoilers, I haven’t seen the movie yet
lostinfic: tinyconfusion answered your question “What do you think are Alec Hardy’s hobbies?”brooding in front of oceans, taking dramatic breaths after he runs, counting the freckles on hannah’s back while she sleeps, wearing a pink apron while
thecommonchick: All you viners can stop now because nothing will ever top this
breaktotheotherside: breaktotheotherside: kievan: absolutebell: this is strangely adorable NOOO THIS IS SO CUTE!!!! OH NO!!!! THE FUTURE IS HERE AND IT IS ADORABLE!!! *powoop* *pewoo pewoo* reblogging this again because you people need to see this
geekandmisandry: dinogatorr: iguanamouth: i havent shaved my legs in a really long time and while i was babysitting my skirt edged up a bit and the seven year old i was watching said “ew you should shave that hairs not supposed to be there” and
officialfrenchtoast: having a crush on someone you dont have a chance with
aclockworknick: did-you-kno: The oldest living tree ever found was a pine named “Prometheus.” It had been alive since before the Egyptian pyramids were built. Some guy cut it down in 1964. Source he was actually a forestry graduate student who
thebibliosphere: thebibliosphere: When life hands you mashed potatoes, make tattie scones- Scottish proverb, probably. For those asking for the recipe: 250g mashed potato (floury potatoes work best) 25g butter ½ tsp salt ¼ tsp baking powder 50g plain
the-last-teabender: talesofascrewup: uniquely-khaotic: accras: A woodpecker hitched a ride on the side of this man’s car during a rainy day in Chicago. Cute but I woulda lost it 😂 Lmfaooooo the way the bird closed its eyes when he said “you’re
misstylersmith: Rose: [after doomsday] I keep expecting him to show up. He used to come by at night and I’d sneak out to see him. Jackie: Yeah, I know. Rose: You knew? Jackie: His ship is thousands of years old and doesn’t have a
revscarecrow: If I’ve listened to enough creepy pasta I know one thing and that is get the fuck away from the stairs you find in the forest.
darthtella: daisyfairy1: chriscalledmesweetie: viudanegraaa: We’re Hugo nominated authors y'all. We did it. OMG! We are Hugo Award Finalists! Wow! wait, what?Cool! <3
weteevee: when you get a hot new mutual
bansheegrahamtao: you empaslut.
pigfarts-pigfarts: THEY WERE FIGHTING AND WERE ALL LIKE ARRRR IMMA GET YOU BITCH BUT THEN, WHAT, WHY IS THE FLOOR SO SPRINGY. BETTER TEST IT OUT. [X] this reminds me of my dogs so much
farewellstars: LOOK AT THE LITTLE OCTOPUS LOOK AT HIS BULGY EYES AND THE TINY TENTACLES DON’T YOU JUST WANT TO PUT A LITTLE LEASH ON HIM AND TAKE HIM FOR A WALK IN A PUDDLE
minib0ss: Some of the wonderful Pokemon products that can purchased once you find the store in Umeda, Osaka, Japan! which is near impossible since Umeda is freaking huge and confusing BUT there is picture of Pokemon on the side of the building…
carterandme: nickihanz: mclaughhhh: sqvad: im fuckin crying Take note if the guy who is being pushed backward and also the guy in the back who feels guilty and walks away PULL THE LEVER KRONK WRONG LEVER Imagine if you worked at that store
adriofthedead: pyopyon: jamesisrambling: Biggest Nope I’ve Seen To Date “Did you just catch that?” I like that the batter actually looks impressed
bulletbutt: So this little kid at church noticed I’m fat and asked me today “Why do you have a big belly?” I couldn’t really think of an acceptable answer for that so I simply responded: “Because I’m full of bees” I don’t think I’ve
clarabosswald: derples: teganfeatsara: that’s how I wanna go Okay but if you read the article he wasn’t stabbed he literally walked into the blade thinking it was a toy and not that it was a replica actual sword HE LITERALLY WALKED INTO MY SWORD
carry-on-my-otp: If Stuntmen from the old movies don’t have your full respect then I just don’t know what to say to you
phd-in-lycanthropy: My TV screwed up with the show titles like how can you screw up this bad I dont even know what its suppossed to say THIS IS KEEPING UP WITH THE KARDASHIANS AH YES MY FAVORITE SHOW VERY JUMP THINGS my personal favorite what????? look
seabelle: I can’t stand these fucking people with these fucking family window stickers on their cars a murderer is gonna come into your fucking house and you’re gonna try to hide your kids in the fucking closet and he’s gonna be like naw bitch
weallheartonedirection: “You can believe me”
zoe-cat: Why Mr. Stone I didn’t realize you were a religious man
goingtobuffalo: how fucked up would it be if you jumped in a ball pit and it was just tomatoes painted different colors
robinwinghood: prokopetz: thesparkofrevolution: blacktyranitar:thesparkofrevolution:jakovu:dama3:tastefullyoffensive:Babylonian era problems. (photo via tbc34)old school hate mail Imagine how pissed you have to be to engrave a rock Ok but there was
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