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cocodura: See you in court theinterruptor My god
hotgrrl: if you are cute and you play with my hair i pinky swear ill play with ur privates
gothicgrandpaqueen: you catch a lot of flies with honey, but you catch more honeys being fly
nintenclo: have you ever been so attracted to someone that it upset you deep within your soul
derpollo-justice: aquaticwonder: Are you a piece of art because I’d like to nail you up against a wall Damn
Reblog if your dick hits you in the face when you run.
seselapod: seselapod: u kno ur in deep when u love listening to them talk and u get attached to their voice I SEE YOU FUCKING WEEABOOS REBLOGGING THIS PUTTING ANIME CHARACTERS IN THE TAGS YOU NEED A BIBLE
omg, you were so cute/sexy on cam. when will you be on cam again?
marfmellow: justthinkingaboutcatsagain: shutupaubrey: do you ever see a picture of someone with a body like yours and you’re momentarily comforted like they look pretty good…i probably look good too which is why fat representation is so so important
banderboucher: It’s dignity! Gah! Don’t you even know dignity when you see it?
buttgenie: a pumpkin walks into a restaurant, there is no punchline but i think you should drop what you’re doing and run because that’s fucking terrifying why is there a pumpkin walking around all willy nilly and why is nobody concerned i don’t
dilfosaur: dilfosaur: Anonymous asked you: Thor and pillow pets oh thor
That awkward moment when you're talking to someone with an accent, and you accidentally reply with their accent.
mycatsaysmeow1: yesididbringmydog: okay sit down all you hoes and bitches have i got a story for you i was talking this here picture when my dad walked into the room and i managed to get the exact moment and in that moment, i made eyecontact with
mightymudha: frenchtugboat-walrustache: racethewind10: Dove subversive photoshop ‘app’ Four for you Dove. You go Dove. Sneaky bastardsYes definitely Dove just won some serious awards.
are you or are you not hip to my jive?
nakedenthusiast:if you’re horny and you know it, clap your hands. *one-handed clap*
legalwifi: when you say goodbye to bae but you already miss them
legit-writing-tips: Guaranteed to make you smile :) Unless you hate babies and sunshine and laughter.
jpnvines: 誕生日記念セフィロス再誕 〜 やしろあずきBirthday Sephiroth resurrection 〜 やしろあずきI am Sephiroth. Pshuuuuu, psshuu - How old are you?26.Be realistic.Okay.(thank you to kano for pointing out mistake in name ☆)
charlesoberonn: homestuck-trash-reblogs: charlesoberonn: Are you angry at Minions because of their saturation of the market, their aim at uninformed kids and the capitalistic commercialism agenda their widespread brand represents?Or are you just angry
gnarly: xndria: OHMYGOD JOHNNY YOU LOOK LIKE ESTEBAN WHEN HE SUMMONED THE GHOST HOL Y M OLY. gnarly i think its finally time to let u guys know that im his long lost son Johnny Julio Ricardo Montoya de la Rosa Ramírez
adreamcalledeternity: When you’re stupid thick and the truth keeps escaping you by the sound of your asscheeks clapping
800 FOLLOWERS OMFG HEY EVERYONE! OKAY UM HI! THIS IS THE MOST IVE EVEER HAD AND IM SO GRATEFUL. HOPE YOU ALL HAVE A WONDERFUL DAY. MUAH<3
shortcakeliz: anonymous asked: Can you draw a very sad Nepeta? why would you do this to me!
sunwukong-stoaway: ringaroundtheprose: the-captain-of-davesol: THE ULTIMATE FUCKING POST You know it’s good when you bother to scroll all the way back up just to reblog it. …Wait scroll up HOW OLD IS THIS THING
seraphicmusings: midnightlightning: FUCKING LOVE You sir, win the world.
angrynerdyblogger: studying at hogwarts must have been a nightmare seriously can you imagine a recent graduate sitting in a job interview and the stern witch is like “you have no newt qualifications, why is that?” and the graduate slams their fists
verysmallgirl:what doesn’t kill you makes you weird at parties
the-avian-grace: reveur-en-rouge: melancholic-fate: //Gil, darling, I love you but Please stick to your normal hairstyle—YOU ARE NOT JOHNNY BRAVO This is - CHANGE IT BACK, GIL. I-I’M SORRY, IT WAS A MISUNDERSTANDING, IT’LL NEVER HAPPEN
thecodeismaggie: wibblywobblywatson: sunsight: thedetectiveandthewoman: I can just imagine him interviewing people to be his live-in; “What is your average IQ?” “Can you fire a gun from a long distance?” “How well do you make tea?”
miyuli: Finally, I can present you my little comic ‘Hearts for Sale’ these are the first 10 pages. Pre-order information can be found here. (Be quick)I’m very nervous about this since it’s my first self-published book. I hope you like the story.
Omg you’re right. dc-sugar I posted about being taken advantage of by older men and how I’m not giving up and they had the audacity to REBLOG it and add “kudos to you for not giving up on your sugar craft.” I JUST SAID THAT I
chokesngags: kingjaffejoffer: Why are so many people who don’t eat pork so militant about it? You can casually mention having a BLT or something and their voice gets all angry like, “I DON’T EAT NO FUCKING SWINE. FILTHY PIG BEAST” and you’re
notchicken: I’m sorry I called you ‘dude’ I didn’t know you were a pansexual gender fluid non-binary moca frappuccino with dual acting hydraulic cylinder and leather grip swiss army knife who identifies as female
sapphichipster: The Six Lesbians You’ll Date Before You Die
#i feel like tilda is everyone’s earth mother #someone approaches her and she’s all did you try that stress relieving oatmeal and eucalyptus body scrub i was talking about #you had to mix it in a clay pot remember #good that’s good i thought
When you ready to leave the Club but you didn't drive
maplesuhtori: *talking to white* me: hey montgomery we’re friends right? can i ask you a question? timothy: my name is actually chester but yes me: why did you pass the chinese exclusion act in 1882
tortillah: “theres a test tomorrow” “dont worry! if you were listening in class you’ll be fine” “its only on the first 5 chapters”
sydneysunbeam: in latin instead of saying “i love you” you don’t say anything because it’s a dead language. nothing. i think that’s beautiful. just shut the fuck up
frenchinhalechanelxoxo: leanansidthe: hoemama: wailtothethief: Fuck I’m walking downtown and I pass a group of guys staring at me and I think “great catcall time” but then one guy goes “you look like you could kill a man a million different
90sdefect: imsoshive: Miguel be like, “How many drinks will it take you to leave with me? None? Ok … do you like drugs?” bruh … Fam
yoncevevo:me while sexting: i want you to kick down my door and flash me your 27 inch dick and leave my pussy trembling in fear then i want you to go into my closet and grab my hardwood baseball bat and shove it up my goosehole to test my abilities after
weatherstaff:troubledworlddistortedmind:greed:THE SHADELMAO BUZZFEED SOCIAL MEDIA INTERN, YOU GON GET FIRED FOR DOING THE LORD’S WORK, BUT MAY HE BLESS YOU NONETHELESS. moschi-no-yes
richwhitelesbian: why the fuck would you pay extra for high fiber stuff just eat your damn clothes they’re made of like a million fibers you dumb ass idiot fucker
swaguanine: pink wig, thick ass, give em whiplashI think big get cash make em blink fastnow look at what you just saw, this is what you live for I’m a motherfucking monster! moschi-no-yes
masterblaster: theeasyvirtue: masterblaster: We ordered lube and rubbers online and because we spent more than ฤ they sent us a free (too-big-to-use) dildo. So… to big to use….? You know, I’m glad you asked, because it allows me to print
passingpleasantries: remember in 2006 when you accidentally hit the internet button on your flip phone and then you had to press end 40 times to keep your parents from paying for such a luxury
improbablyserious: escapedgoat: xxvalleygirlxx: When a nigga call you baby in a deep raspy voice When a baby call you nigga in a deep raspy voice lmao
allison-victoria-argent: iTS A CIRCLE. I DOESNT MATTER WHICH WAY YOU CUT IT, YOU JUST TURN TGE CIRCLE ITS A FUCK I N C I R C L E
beyonslayed: When the bell rings and you gotta run home before you get jumped cause yo ass snitched earlier
pussypoptarts: I hate when there’s a big ass bug in the room and someone’s like “LEAVE IT ALONE!” … why are you defending the bug for??? I don’t know what kind of stroke game this bug got cause you must be fucking it??? is that it??
what-is-this-i-dont-even: Literally every word can be a euphemism for “weed” if you use the right tone of voice. “Yeah let’s uh.. Get some of that ‘rear view mirror’.. If you know what I’m saying”
fonzworthcutlass: theg0dshxt: fonzworthcutlass: nothing is worse than when you wanna fap but you cant find a good video to watch watch your own.
curvedbullets: known-as-c: When squad is roasting you but you have no comebacks I am fucking crine
nico-incognito: God: Why were you hiding? Eve: Because I’m naked. God: …how you know??? Eve:
tortillah: when your friend hands you another shot but you already too fucked up
omg, you adorable little thing you.
omg, you adorable little thing, you.
