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OMG I’M FUCKING DYING! I just got home and my friend -mirrorneuron- sent me a link telling me it was awesome and related to Gintama, and when I opened it I saw the fucking fem!Gintoki. OMYGOD MAN! ARE YOU SERIOUS SORACHI-SENSEI?! IS THIS REALLY
ktnissevurdeen: buttalecki: what do you do at hogwarts if you start your period? like do you go and see madam promfrey? or your head of year? because i’m just trying to imagine the slytherin girls going snape and asking for tampons
shitshilarious: iliveinmattsmithspants: territorialcreep: itseasytoremember: whythefuckareyouromeo: 0ver-doze: omg they are so offended if you lick them back. Fun fact! Dogs lick the mouths of those they consider higher in rank! So if you lick
OMG Really ?? 33k of you ? WOW .. i simply love you all ! thanks a lot for following me … it all started like a game , a place to share my feelings , horny thoughts , fantasies , experiences .. and day by day i met so many amazing people , with
lordofthepringles: If I introduce a movie to you, and we watch it together, I’ll be spending at least 99.9% of the time watching you to make sure you are responding correctly to the film.
aer-dna:gummy-gums: If any of you lovely artists out there ( iahfy denimcatfish plastic-pipes nikoniko808 aer-dna sango-bluewolf taikova l-a-l-o-u drakyx doofyarts blue-wave-789) ever find some spare time would you please consider doing a tutorial on
You ever try to look mad cute cause you thought you were gonna see someone
Omg. You’re so ugly Ian, this is why I love you! But oh gosh, you wearing Toms.. I miss when Vans used to be the shit.. :’( Back in 2010
harleyhendrix: thatdudeemu: walkerflexasranger: ricflairsniece: Males, if someone marketed a cream/body butter to you and hinted that it would work well for when you were jacking your penis, would you buy it? Fuck yes They have those all ready
montypythonandtheholyblog: today I learned that if you want to slash someone’s tires, don’t slash all four; only slash three because if you slash all four their insurance will pay for it but if you only slash three they have to pay for it all out
girls-and-food-are-life:lol-its-corona:havanaromance:If you ever jump into my arms when you see me because you’re that excited there is a 95% chance I will fall in love with youThere’s also a 95% chance I will fall in general tho so carefulmost accurate
xahira: dandelionchild: crab-cakes: peonygoodchild: C I R C L E T S (x) I require all of the bridesmaids and groomsmen at my wedding to wear circlets. No you have no choice. You will be elves and you will like it. I want oneee I have a few
allfrogsarefriends: barfyscorpion: wildarcy: i want to share with you some of my favourite graffiti from Pompeii “Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!“ “Amplicatus, I know
terezidave: meekasa: Do you just ever love a person so much But not in a sexual/romantic way You just love them so much it’s not even a friendship It’s like they’re your sibling or a platonic soul mate You don’t want to make out with them or
saltcaramels: Turns out that adulthood is basically a long series of conversations about how tired you are, interspersed with smiling sympathetically as someone else tells you how tired they are (but you’re thinking they are not nearly as tired as
reuniteandbetogetheragain: alliandoalice: I heard of the new fangame Project No.6 and had to draw fanart for it! :D Thank you very much for your support! You are making us even more excited for the project!
kuuzuuryuu: have you ever been following someone for a while but they’ve changed their url, icon, and theme so many times that you literally have no idea who they are anymore but you’ve been in mutual follow with them so long that it’s unacceptable
thekatitube: DOES ANYONE ELSE GET LIKE REALLY HAPPY WHEN SOMEONE LEANS THEIR HEAD ON YOUR SHOULDER AND YOURE LIKE FUCK YEAH IVE BEEN CHOSEN AND YOU FEEL REALLY SPECIAL BUT THEN YOU HAVE TO STAY SO FUCKIBG STILL COS IF YOU MOVE THEYLL STOP LEANING ON
mymompickedthisurl: liaaxoo: I hate when I misplace my glasses because then I’m forced to walk around looking like I’m suspicious of everything in the room whattabout you, cabinet? huh, you sketchy piece of shit? did you take ‘em?
m45c: whitegirlsaintshit: m45c: why would you date someone from tumblr why would you date someone WITH a tumblr is the question why would you date someone with any electronics?date a neanderthal. sext via smoke signals. Stop reblogging this
rosaparking: blowmeonelastkiss: fashion is a lifestyle, it’s a choice. it’s a freedom of expression. you have to live it, you have to love it. you have to breathe it. life’s all about love and glamour Im so scared
prostrider: Do guys in a bromance get each other flowers ‘dude here I got you some broses’ 'oh man bro you read my mind I got you some daffodudes’
thesickestjokes: People will stop showing you pictures of their kids if you whisper “oh fuck yea” under your breath when you look at their photos.
kingjaffejoffer:Have you ever been ashy, put lotion on the area in question, and it still looks fucking ashy after you’re done. And you just look at the skin with a look of incredulousness What kind of lotion-resistant sub saharan strain of ash is
vondell-swain: it’s always weird when you’re following several different people who are frustrated about people on tumblr arguing but you’re not actually following any of the people doing any of the arguing so you just see a bunch of people who
haunt-my-miles: prince-squid: If you tried to live on iceburg lettuce alone, you would have to eat 34 heads of lettuce daily and you would spend ม,551 annually before dying of multiple nutrient deficiencies. why was this calculated
mydogsnokes: thorinsexenshield: tea-inthetardis: bugsinricepudding: i’m looking for a romantic way to say i hope you think about me when you masturbate sometimes In the deepest, calmest hours of the night when you have naught but your own company,
ryjri: If you tell me to follow you on snapchat and you have an android, warn me first, so I can say no.
I know we went our separate ways but I was stupid for walking away like that. I know that you got used to me being gone and you definitely seem much happier that way but truth is, I miss you. I miss my best friend.
@Real_Liam_Payne: 3 years already ! Wheres that time gonneee! I have loved every minute of it! Thank you for being the best fans ever i love everyone of you!
You don’t know me but you’re a blog I really love and admire ♡ too shy to say so lolthis is so sweet and omg you shouldnt be shy, look how cute!!!
omg it’s so freaking weird when people who have nothing in common with my blog (according to what I find on theirs) like shit from my tumblr I’m like how the fuck did you find me anyway? AND YOU DON’T EVEN GET THE JOKES THAT THESE
faineemae replied to your post: faineemae replied to your post: sometimes I get… omg stawp, i’m seriously a normal person with a boring life, broke college student holla aight girl, I can relate to the broke college student, but you’re
dicksp8jr: damianmcgintleman: dicksp8jr: How do you even deep throat I feel like this is essential knowledge it’s easy, it’s just like eating a banana but instead of a eating a banana you let a throbbing hard cock repeatedly jam you down the throat
amoying: are you ever just snuggle horny? like u dont want to do anything sexual but you just want to kiss and cuddle with someone that you genuinely like and watch movies and stuff
mimicteixeira: Falling Star chapter IIif you missed the first part you can download it HERE is a (pwyw deal so you can get it for free) there will be a new chapter next wednesday
:people always talk about how cute it is when someone smiles against your lips when you kiss them, but how about the absolute tenderness when someone relaxes against you completely when you hug or hold them? im losing my mind just thinking about it
sometimesdesperate:It’s unnecessary, but some days you tape my mouth shut. It’s unnecessary because all you would have to do is tell me to be silent, and I would be. But today you take away the choice completely. Because it’s not about
sometimesdesperate:POV: you’re my partner, you’re at work, I’ve stolen your hoodie and now I’m trying to convince you to come home on your lunch break and fuck me in it.
yeuo: and to think i used to be ashamed of my features. I hope everyone is feeling beautiful today and if you’re not I want you to know that you should!
OMG YOU DID IT LITTLE BUDDY YOU DID IT he’s lookin right at the notes like “i did it i worked so hard for this i did good” man my highest original post on THIS blog is like just over 700 you did good buddy <3
haaku: nepetasbulge: You can want it all you want but you cant touch it How I imagine our fandom is right now Day 24 with no update, Homestuck fandom has resorted to personifying the update and turning it into a stripper.
kankri-senpai-noticed-you: SHIT! IM LATE FOR WHAT DID YOU JUST FUCKING SAY ABOUT ME YOU LITTLE 50 SHADES OF NICE LEGS DAISY DUKES MAKES A MAN GO DOOT DOOT SKULLTRUMPET A MAKING MY WAY NEPETA IS DEAD [MUFFLED RAP MUSIC PLAYING IN THE AHH YES THE SCALENE
brolarus: brolarus: mom? dad? *lowers voice* i’m batman I WAS LAUGHING TO MYSELF ABOUT THIS POST UNTIL I REALISED IF YOU WERE BATMAN YOU WOULDN’T BE ABLE TO TELL YOUR PARENTS THAT YOU WERE BECAUSE THEY’RE DEAD
superwholocks-bitch: so my nan was spouting some crap about how gay people aren’t really people because of what it says in the bible so I said “you think the only people who are people, are the people who look and think like you but if you walked
haoujuudai: tumblr do you um do you need to like sit down do you want a glass of water
orima-kazooie: ygocanonshuffle: can you imagine being the mother of a yu-gi-oh character you spend the nine months of your pregnancy so excited for your child, and then he’s born with hair like this and you’re like, “shit, look at that hair.
goodgirlwhohasntbeencaught: when people treat you unkindly, be kind. be kind to everyone, all the time, so when you murder them, leave no clues behind and no one will suspect you.
traptin85: adrianianan: frodogardener: when someone in an argument has missed the point so much you just OH GOD if you drag the image in chrome and overlay it back over the gif, you get a still image of him in the chair while it looks like his ghost
amatureblogsman: archiemcphee: Horse hooves - Tired of people looking at you in your Horse Mask and saying, “I can tell you’re a human because I can see your hands, you loser”? This pair of 14” latex Horse Hooves is the answer. Also good for
meta18: nentindo: meta18: nentindo: why do people still say “frickle frackle”. you can say the word sex, no one’s gonna take away your juice box and send you to timeout heck you fricker thats it, no more fruit punch for meta18 what the fuck
moosefix: moosefix: Its amazing what you can accomplish when you don’t want to write an essay You are a hero among procrastinators
killfith: neongenesist: kyrigiris: it’s a metaphor. you put the spider between your teeth, but you don’t actually swallow it, so you stay average and spiders georg remains an outlier who shouldn’t have been counted. This is it. This is the beginning
sextarian: if a guy calls you hot, he’s complimenting your body. if a guy calls you cute, he’s complimenting your face. but if a guy calls you shrexy, he’s complimenting each and every one of your layers
neckbearcl: Do not fall in love with people like me. I will take you to b-ball courts, and professional b-ball courts, and b-ball courts in space, and welcome you to the jam in every beautiful place, so that you can never go back to them without
mioinne: TELL US WHY YOU’RE CLOSED. WHY ARE YOU CLOSING YOUR DOORS. WHY ARE YOU LOCKING YOUR DOORS TO THE PUBLIC. TELL US THE REASON. WHY.
n0-p0st-0n-sunday: pvnkslut: If you pull me on your lap there is a 101% chance I’m going to make out with you. i would advise you to avoid santa
imthedad: fact: you eat 28 spiders in your lifetime. always 28. if you are about to die and you have only eaten 3 then 25 spiders arrive at once
ediebrittt: THIS IS HAPPENING BECAUSE YOU BITCHES COULDN’T CONTROL YOURSELF WITH THE FUCKING MEMES WHEN WILL YOU LEARN, WHEN WILL YOU LEARN THAT YOUR ACTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES
squashs: rnotha-fucka: squashs: whoa I just realized it’s called deodorant because it de-odors you like it takes away your odor and you’re an ant are you sure about the ant part yeah otherwise they’d just call it deodor. I know what I’m talking
