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omg you guys did i ever tell you how much i fucking love mitchell and webb no right i might have cried a little at the old sherlock sketch ;-; nipahchan: Can you draw Sherlock as Sir Digby Chicken-Caesar and John as Ginger from That Mitchell and Webb
yeamarvel: Whatever happens tomorrow, you must promise me one thing. That you will stay who you are, not a perfect soldier, but a good man.
superbounduniverse: Self Bondage With Porn Find a lengthy porn video and set up some light self bondage or have your partner lightly tie you. You’re only allowed to play with yourself once you have fully managed to untie your self and then only if
flatulence-and-frustrations: xoxannika: duchessoftardis221b: sm0keblunts: tyleroakley: Tumblr, pack your bags… omg look how far away you would be from everyone you don’t like #THE STRENGTH OF OUR SHIPS CAN SAIL US THERE is weed legal here
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OMG you guys are amazing, I created this tumblr on monday, and I already have more than 100 followers. It’s the first time I created a tumblr, and I’m loving it, it’s so addictive! Big THANKS to you guys, hope you get tons of cock :P
i love it when you think your best friends with someone then it turns out they hated you all along..
worldsjunk: [Ψ] You have to fight. If you don’t fight you can’t win.
Relatable;When the girls showed you the kind of porn they enjoy, how you appeared…… ….. verses what you felt inside…….. #straight to gay The Masochistic Emasculation Fetish reddit group
Submission from @owlyshit:I really love your art and I think you’re a really nice person and youre my fav su artist and so I drew this rose quartz themed pearl for you I hope you like it uwu
tim-slutton: plot twist: santa actually brings you the naked celebrity you asked for and you have to awkwardly unwrap them in front of your entire family
cawcawmotherfuckerr: tumblr is like a nightclub and twilight tries to get in and the bouncer is like hell no, you’re not cool enough to get in here but then he looks at robert pattinson and just gives him this knowing nod like except you you can stay
toxicrants: Don’t say you’ll ‘treat a girl like a princess’ unless you’re prepared to follow up on that shit. If I’m not living in a castle by the sea with diplomatic powers over a small country then you’re a bitch-ass liar.
omopuddleboy: shout out to @fluffy-omorashithey’re my fave omo blog ever, they’re adorable and you should absolutely follow them asdglhjkfl That moment when someone posts something like this and you get all warm and fuzzy in your heart!!! And makes
d3ssins: my actual vocabulary in real life consists mostly of omg dude (weird noises) what the hell i’m going to kill you fuck you
I don’t know you, but a few people I care about obviously care about you and I see no reason not to trust their judgement.Dux: Thank you, so so much, this means so much to me ;w; I’m just going through a tough time with my boyfriend but this art is
mutedbloom: I feel cute today :3 // JoJo - “Baby It’s You”
malkiewicz: Synonyms are weird because if you invite someone to your cottage in the forest that just sounds nice and cozy, but if I invite you to my cabin in the woods you’re going to die.
pure-innocent-nun: justlearningasigo: You all deserve a hug from Squirtle and I for how nice you all have been lately :) That is a awesome shirt omg
jakegyllenaal-deactivated202107: Fame terrifies me. I can say that with honesty. You’re terrified that, when people know the real you, they won’t like you.
andhumanslovedstories: andhumanslovedstories: A cleric who is the Team Mom and only heals by kissing you on the forehead and buffs you by licking her thumb and rubbing away some schmutz on your face someone’s like “you know that’s not actually
katthedemonslayer: Hey, everyone! Christmas is coming up soon and I wanted to do something special for you guys, so I’m doing a Potter themed giveaway! As some of you know, I work in Diagon Alley and I love all things Potter, so I want to share that
tarsusfourplay: ok im really freaking bored like i already did like the whole week of homework and i have nothing to do soooooooooooooooo Reblog this if you want a URL GRAPHIC and I’ll do a crappy job at trying to make you one. You can reblog this
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commentating: when you delete someone’s number then they text you and you don’t wanna ask who it is
shittyaus: your otp finding each other annoyingly endearing aka: you’re so stoic or deadpan most of the time but when your get flustered your face lights up red like a beacon and it’s so cute.you’re such a bum getting up late all the time but you
dionthesocialist: It’s hilarious that non-Americans on Tumblr are all like “OMG DENNY’S TUMBLR MAKES ME WISH I LIVED IN AMERICA SO I COULD EAT THERE,” while us Americans will literally only eat at Dennys if it’s 3 in the morning and we’ve
heyderryday: castiel-knight-of-hell: Ever want to reread a fanfic but you can’t remember the title? Here’s a Google trick that will change your life Let’s say you’re looking for a Destiel fic that involved a trip to Costco and you read it on
garbage-empress: cmder: cmder: If you want to use a non sketchy youtube downloading site I just spent some time making a really simple one here: https://y23.cmder.tech/ It lets you download the video or just the audio of a youtube video Well since
d0rk: descepter: Sir, do you know why we pulled you over? the dude who kicked in the windshield, also backflipped off the hood of the car. you know he’s waited his entire career to bust out those moves.
figurants: some people were born today. hello babies welcome to the earth. you missed a bunch of stuff while you were busy not existing. jbiebs did some things you would not believe
darrynek: itshinyu: darrynek: why get a job when you can get hit by cars and sue the drivers And then you get injured and possibility die? I don’t think so. get rich or die tryin dont you know the fuckin motto
marveloki: You know those gifs you see of elephants painting and everyones like “oh wow that’s so amazing and intelligent I love elephants”? If you really love those elephants, read this and stop reblogging those gifs.
mammamoon: DO YOU EVER WONDER WHY YOU HAVE SUCH A STRONG URGE TO SQUEEZE THINGS BECAUSE THEY’RE CUTE there was an article about it and it said there is nothing to satisfy how you feel about the thing being so cute so the natural human urge is to kill
gookgod:studiotrigger:*straight person voice* but how did you know that you were… you know…. *whipsers* gayas a kid i got sweaty as goku and vegeta beat on each other
owlymedics: “GORDON, NO! IT’S FILZHY IN ZHERE!” “I KNOW IT’S A FUCKING PIG STY, CLOSE IT DOWN.” aaaa HAPPY BIRTHDAY ANNNAAAAA you gorgeous human being you, I hope you have the best birthday ever and get spoiled a ton!!
demarches: #it’s the last gif that gets to me #like the cat is staring at the camera all ‘see this is how you get shit done. all i gotta do is touch the screaming child… #with my magic fucking paw and voi-fucking-la. you wish you could do human.
skieslight: ghostdriving: It’s okay Justin, anime hates you too. And with that… all that (relatively small) newfound respect for him went out the window. I don’t give a fuck if you hate anime, but you have lots of 13 year old girls that are
d-wheel: dragonblast: millenniumspoon: i like big hair and i cannot lie you other duelists can’t deny that when a duelist walks in odd hair screaming somethin’ about duelin’ you right then and there you get sprung Cuz we noticed that hair
if you put your ear on the inner thigh of a complete stranger on the bus you can actually hear them say “what the fuck are you doing”
idesireyourass: luckied: “…I thought I was suppose to fuck Lust.” “Geez, wait your turn, will you? Considerin’ that she’s gonna leave you the moment she finds you useless.” “Yes, I’m aware. It’s
asklevivoice: mogoliz: And I know that you would accept me too, if I told you today “Hey! Guess what? I’m gay!” (but I’m not gay) Based on this audio x OOC: wow didn’t see this till now! Amazing!
reallyreallyreallytrying: medusa, trying to turn you to stone, but you accidentally called her “melissa” when you first walked in and now you’re too embarrassed to look at her. “it’s alright” she keeps saying “i get it all the time” but
videogamebf: spacemoss: love this feeling you fuckin love shoving your feet in gross muddy grass? you like that? are you a frog? do you fuck frog too then? disgusting frog fucker
kool-aid-jammers: me: wyd her: playing with my pussy me internally: iight man, moment of truth, this is where legends are born, you can’t sound thirsty but you have to sound attracted to her actions, you got this. you fucking got this. me: haha me
wingbeifong: solange: okay for this next photo can y’all two in the back lay down on your sides with your hand propping you up? and bey can you do the same? and you too ma- tina knowles: *keeps looking straight ahead* i know i raised you better than
“You shouldn’t underestimate him you know. You know he’s a very hard working boy and possibly very smart.” + more bs FINE MOM THEN YOU DATE HIM
nostalgiaultra: You like putting pineapple on your pizza I hope you enjoy putting pineapples on your childrens graves because you’re WEAK your bloodline is WEAK and you will not survive the winter
Happy 30th Birthday to Jared Padalecki. Thank you for everything that you do, and everything that you are. I am so glad that you exist in this world. ♥
agirlnamedh0pe: twerkingderp: wtfml: navi-the-xenocide: mega-meister: So, if you put your URL in here, you can listen to all the music you’ve ever blogged. Oh my sweet baby Jesus. The happiness I feel right now is amazing YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND
actualcannibalsatan: It’s December 21st and you spend the day on edge. But when you go to bed that night nothing has happened. You breath a sigh of relief. You wake up the next morning. No zombies, no mass extinctions, no extreme storms. With a smile
neonblogfreak: pop-lock-and-dropthepj: I love that if you look up something on google you usually get really generic photos But if you add “tumblr” to your search you get really beautiful, artistic pictures
davecrow: kaanaya: okaysizedbangtheory: i hate when people take other people’s glasses and are like ‘you have horrible vision’ like do you take wheelchairs from people and go ‘wow you have shitty legs’ YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND HOW HARD I
jaclcfrost: jaclcfrost: how to use a ouija board don’t for real tho how would you like it if you were a spirit. minding your own business. doing spirity things. and a bunch of teenagers bug you to ask you shit like “does justin have a crush on
swagturnedon: what do you wanna do? idk, what do you wanna do? idk, what do you wanna do? idk, what do you wanna do?
rizaoftheowls: homumado: like if you love robots, reply if you love robots, reblog if you love robots, ignore if you are former president george w. bush george w. bush stares in confusion and horror at his tumblr dashboard. his hand trembles over the
weteevee: strangecharmer: weteevee: laptop overheating?? pour water on it to cool it down! i trusted you Do not trust people like me. I will take you to museums, and parks, and monuments, and kiss you in every beautiful place, so that you can never
greencarnations: hipsterloli: Japan has a bara maid cafe and im typing this from the airport IF YOU ORDER A CAN OF BEER, THE WAITER WILL POUR IT FOR YOU AND THEN CRUSH THE CANFOR ห YOU CAN ORDER THE “WALL OF MEAT,” WHERE THEY STAND AROUND YOU
jewishdragon: rameldrive: writing-prompt-s: Your super power is that you are average, at everything you do. no, no- imagine how amazing this would be! you’re average- but the key here is at EVERYTHING you try and do try and get the cure to cancer?
ourfadingstars: asexual awareness week fandom challenge day 4: a ship you would like to see as an asexual one - ‘nuts & dolts’, rwby“I’m not real…””Of course you are. You think just because you’ve got nuts and bolts
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