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alvxandra: if you can’t handle me at my then you don’t deserve me at my
callerina: hisprincessinconverse: danfreakindavis: REMINDER: if you have a vagina and want to use Plan B as an emergency contraceptive, it loses effectiveness if you weigh more than 165 lbs (74.84 kg) and is completely ineffective for those that weight
omg-wigetta-is-real: ladynyancat: chica-shipper: universewigetta: flumehowell: insp. (x) y casi todos los comics “but you didn’t” ay no. ;-; *llora oceanos* TT ^ TT Mai feels. ;__; *Se pone en posición fetal y llora*
omg you know what i hate rereading texts where you and someone else were talking about a hypothetical situation that’s totally crazy and horrible and probably wouldn’t happen. AND THEN IT DOES
Omg you make me wanna drink ):< so bad. So frustrated. But good lord… I don’t think I can ever handle you ever again. Don’t do this to me.
rnanta-ray: I’m that type of friend you can tell anything too but I won’t know how to respond and will probably just pat you on the head
fat-birds: nonbinarypeach: dear-tumb1r: becausebirds: When you’re trying to do homework but you can’t because birds Human: *attempts typing* Birbs: >:V >:V >:V >:V >:V >:V >:V >:V >:V >:V >:V >:V >:V >:V
“I love you, three thousand.”
omg this is so freaking cute. this pls? #cute #quote #quotes #me #us #together #you #text
:)😘you are so effing cute sfhsjfhsbjfhb omg <333
This is so rushed and amateur but I hope you get a laugh out of it. :)OMFG IM DYING THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY 22 YEARS OF LIFE. I LOVE YOU AND THIS.
strawberry-kisu: Come watch me ʚ♡ɞ All I want for Christmas is for someone to spoil me {{please do not remove caption}} you are an absolute angel omg
theyellovvbrickroad: buttcamp: remember those 6th grade sleepovers where everyone would have to tell their crush and if you didnt they would beat you to death with uggs what the fuck kind of sleepovers did u have
180mph: im not passive-aggressive. im just aggressive. i dont even know what passive means. that doesnt make me stupid. ill fucking kill you
when parents think that calling you “lazy” is going to motivate you
adolftherednosereindeer: its-because-im-irish-isnt-it: adolftherednosereindeer: you may be ready to rock, but are you ready to paper or scissors? Brb shoving 83846773 cookies up my ass. what
rabioheab: a boy and a girl are sitting together on a bench after a romantic date. “can i kiss you?” the boy says. the girl nods and the boy pulls out black and white face paint and starts putting it on her face. “you’re going to be gene simmons”
fyeahcracker: nugspugsandcoffeemugs: sageruto: the fucking worst is when people are like “you hate people for having a different opinion than you!!!!” like im not shitting on this guy because he thinks pistachio ice cream is gross im shitting on
If u cant be yourself, you're nothing.
ohcaptainmycaptain1918:kitsunecoffee:2spooky4sherlock:did-you-kno: Source So what you’re saying is, Leonardo DiCaprio is doing it on purpose. I just spat out my coffee
tobiasandguy: 013 - Ouija Just when you think you can escape your girlfriend’s wrath in the afterlife….
angryinterrobang: We already suspect Pacifica dyes her hair to keep her parents happy. I hope rebel teenager Pacifica takes it to the next level. “You want me to dye my hair? HOW DO YOU LIKE NEON GREEN? Take that!”Soon all the girls in town look
weaselworks: CHALLENGERS APPROACHING!You all asked for more, so you get more! Here’s Part 2 of my Super Smash Gems series! Since Part 1 was so popular, I couldn’t just leave it at that, so a follow-up was inevitable! It took a while to put these
jiahpleasechill: priestmahad: I also can’t stand people who grew up with money because they always be throwing food out like bitch if you don’t wrap that shit up and eat it later I’m gonna chin check you “I don’t eat leftovers” WELL BITCH,
darkorgasm: hetroschool: queenofpale: ♕ Queen of pale ♕ cute and pale Omg my old self promo :( queenly I miss you
voulx: voulx: voulx: when you lose 10 followers in less than 5 minutes and then you gain them again i literally lost 13 followers when i posted this
manhood: stevenuniversefanclub: pomgorl: weloveshortvideos: The face you make when you bust a nut lmfao I’m wheezing He was edging Farewell
miserableand-stunning: tinyhousedarling: toneyspeaksloud: weloveshortvideos: He actually told the time Woman: (as man walks in) I can’t believe how drunk you are.Man: (obviously drunk) I am not drunk.Woman: Yes you are!Man: I am not… fucking
lock-screens: //you were red and you liked me cause I was blue//
flyingvirgin: you ever listen to your dad talk and be like “why are you like this?”
Omg. Jen. Jen look at this. Look.
letkeithinfodump: hunk: i hate drama, it’s so unnecessary :/ allura: hunk you aren’t going to believe what’s happened! hunk: omg spill
popcornmassacre: holyshenanagins: popcornmassacre: holyshenanagins: popcornmassacre: zilleniose: screenshot from episode 34, John: Rise up! this is my favorite episode whTA ARE YOU GUYS TALKING ABOUT oh do you watch the dub? i dont think this
krill-ex: 2pbouvet: butyoudidnthavvetocutmeoff: fagtree: madoka is only 14 and has saved the universe and became god what have you done with your life what did you say bitch? i became a god when i was thirteen when i was thirteen i had my
lyndis: breeeder: man im hilarious I hope you know what you’ve done
jaramo: dinosaurs64: kardashitans: do you ever feel bugs on you when there are no bugs theyre the ghosts of bugs that youve killed
pizzaforpresident: YOU GUYS IT’S DECEMBER 10TH YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND THIS HAS BEEN IN MY QUEUE SINCE FEBRUARY
thesassylorax: homer42: theyellowbrickroad: he sees you when youre sleeping he knows you have a blog ABORT ABORT ABORT
solluxquest: Do you ever just see something and it makes you question the very nature of reality?
turntechgodquest: royalcondesce: if you’re a homestuck who doesn’t eat betty crocker anymore i’m going to assume something is wrong with you because betty crocker is fucking delicious and homestuck is not real i see your urlyou cant fool me batterwitch
dead: 2012: lapfoxofficial: i can’t believe 2012 is fucking dead i told you dead and i are just friends wow what the hell asshole i thought i meant something to you
castiels-feathery-butt: tyflowsion: what if ducks threw bread back at you you’d have to duck
possiblypensive: sO ON VALENTINES DAY MY TEACHER WAS ASKING THESE KIDS IF THEY ARE IN LOVE AND SHE CALLED ON THIS ASIAN GUY NAMED YANG AND SHE ASKED “ARE YOU IN LOVE???” AND HE SAID NO AND THIS RANDOM KID SAID “DON’T WORRY YANG ONE DAY YOU’LL
thedisreputabledog: realrobertpattinson: hey if you teach your parrot to say ‘parrot’ it’s probably as close as you’ll get to owning a pokemon My brother tells a story about his roommate’s parrot, that everyone who came to the house would
themuffinman1227: bardofpizza: themuffinman1227: bardofpizza: high res egg I made this you are an art thief Yes but I made YOU BAAAAAAAAAAAAAWK!!!!!!??!?!????!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!
ohblainers: If you ever think your parents are too hard on you just remember that Mufasa materialized as a cloud to tell Simba to get his shit together.
niallar: today there was a blackout in my school so the room goes completely dark and you can’t see anything at all and then from the corner of the back of the classroom you hear the kid that’s never talked once just go “this booty ass fuckin school
nickmoorexvx: Yesterday a guy came up to me at work was like “How are you ever going to get a job with all those piercings?” I’ll say that again. A guy came up to me at work and asked “How are you ever going to get a job with all those piercings?”
bigeisamazing: ronaldreagay: laughing cow cheese huh? I BET THAT COW WASNT LAUGHING WHEN YOU SLAUGHTERED IT HUH you don’t kill a cow to make cheese
sherlocksmyth: sherlocksmyth: one time my religion teacher who has a monobrow asked me “what the hell did you do to your hair?” because i had a blonde streak through it and i said “what the hell did you do to your eyebrow” and he sent me outside
my-stereo-heart-beats-for-you: THIS IS THE BEST RESPONSE TO ONE OF THESE ICEBERG THINGIES
odolnost: if you locked your boyfriend and your dog in a trunk for a week and then opened it the boyfriend would probably be pissed but the dog would be happy to see you also known as reasons why dogs are better than boyfriends
oniqlo: something you didn’t know you needed,
jasbeaw: What do you mean, vet’s office? YOU SAID WE WERE GOING TO THE PHILHARMONIC!
sassyporrim: you gotta be one hard core bitch if you can stand on a laundry line in heels and shoot a fucking arrow
fasterfood: oh, you wanted the demons exorcised…i thought you said exercised…we’ve been doing yoga for the last week…
kokaitohaji: If you say Titans three times in a mirror, Eren Jaeger will bust through and kick you in the face
getoffmybloghoe: when someone calls you funny when you find out that they’re being sarcastic
hooray-for-no-lives: the-robot-condese: “if you die, i’ll remember you” THIS FUCKING SAYS “AH YES THE SCALENE TRIANGLE”
twistedviper: goodandfunandmadness: santo-dom-ingo: why commit murder when you can have one of these come on guys I’d kill for one of those. I think you’re missing the point
