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nightvalesbroadcaster: witchgoth: it’s national crush day, you know what that means. drive your steamroller up and down the streets crushing your enemies like the vermin they are #things you have to read in Cecil Baldwin’s voice
doglets: If you are the older twin, call your little sibling a few times a day and be like “when I was your age” and then describe what you did 7 minutes ago
bloody-nips: when you accidentally make a baby cry and you don’t know what to do to get it to stop
arekelly: dont you ever try to pull this shit with me I will stab you
creppyodd: I paused Scooby-Doo at just the right moment… i TOLD you man i TOLD you about ghosts
jerkidiot: iphone-420: jerkidiot: jerkidiot: my mom said i can only have one glass of milk a day wtf mom frick you mom WHY DO YOU HAVE A TGLASS THAT BIHG FOR MILK
needlekind: greasybeast: this girl that sits with me was complaining..about another girl. because she likes the same band as her “but doesn’t dress like it” so obviously she doesn’t really listen to them how do you DRESS like the music you listen
deaniethebeanie: arendellesque: singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth then it just becomes a soap opera you
tautochronegrave: melancholicgalaxy: gauntauxiliatrix: absylphe: I’m Undressing You With My Eyes And Then Also Redressing You In Something Less Tacky With My Eyes Oh Burn
ask-fennekin: I am a senpai. And I will never notice you. Not because you’re not good enough. But because there are always these damn sparkles surrounding my head and I can’t fucking see anything.
wv-pm: always dress the way you’d want to look if you suddenly became the main protagonist in an anime
frantzfandom: notsuperstitious: You’re clearly not old enough to have children if you’re thinking of naming them after anime characters or some shit when sasuke inuyasha grows up he’s gonna kick your ass for talking shit
itslikethatfrenchthing: powerofvoodoo: so i’m ready to go back to school woah hang on what are you really sure you’re only going to need one pen?
miaouler: nanokorg: tachimukais: one person visiting from the past WINDOWS VISTA MAY BE AN OLD SYSTEM BUT ARE YOU NOT NOTICING THE TIME TRAVELER WHO IS 1,992 VERSIONS AHEAD OF THE CURRENT OS WTF? son i have news for you
beeblejuice: dont you :/ me you piece of shit
joshhutchercat: rainycx: joshhutchercat: *adopts 420 children* haha raise it don’t you mean blaze it? NO YOU DON’T BLAZE 420 CHILDREN THAT’S WRONG
weavemunchers: imagine if your fridge did what you do to it everyday, every half hour goes to your room opens the door and stares at you for 5 minutes then leaves
alcoholicgifts: ecofrat: me gettin stabbed as usual “lol what can you do”
nnipple: when you try your best but you don’t succeed
weavemunchers: Ladies & gentlemen, this is your pilot speaking. If you look thru the left hand windows right now you’ll see me doing the worm on the runway
femharry: i will always assume indirects are about me. you could make a post/tweet like “ugh i hate that you raised me this way” and i’d be like i’m sorry i shouldn’t have done that
thetechnicolortrenchcoat: Today is Copernicus’s 541th birthday. You may remember Copernicus as the man who said “Hey, what if the Earth went around the sun?” To which the Catholic Church replied “Hey, what if we set you on fire?”
darksideofthemoon007: halinacrown: official-canadianjesus: roman-sunshine: Beetles compromise 25% of all animal species. That means 1 in 4 animals is probably a beetle. Is it you? Is it your best friend? How can you be sure? Ringo could be living
gotitforcheap: WHY ARE YOU CLOSED. TELL US WHY YOU’RE CLOSED.
tramampoline: queergh0st: how come you can name your kid Lily or Rose and that’s totally acceptable but you trying calling em Baby’s Breath and everyone flips
mrmuffinfluff: deductivereasonable: h34rken: put a fucking bag on your head and sleep you god damn piece of shit take a nap on a fucking ski lift FUCK PARKS FUCK MEETINGS FUCK CHURCH FUCK SLOPES FUCK HER FUCK HIM AND FUCK YOU GIMME MY SACK IM SLEEP
damndidlyshitcakes: birdystark: when you type too fast and send “holy hit” When you’re typing too fast and send “holy sit”
wentzguyliner: Emo Problem #826- When the wind blows your side bangs back, and you see everyone you hate, with both eyes
sweetguts: unclefather: you’ve been hit by- you’ve been struck by a smooth criminal this is the greatest moving picture file that has ever been placed on the internet
hunnty:when you sleeping in class and you remember how much college costs
pinkuso:cathedralofbones: sticks and stones may break my bones but chains and whips excite me omfg the sign below it says “if you shoplift you will end up like this”
ask-titanthunder: theinvisibleartist: deathpoolquinn: because if you have to kill somebody, you better do it fabulously stabulous stabulous
fussybabybitch:Dad I know how much you love smashing a ton of apples and one (1) lemon well no longer will you have to use your bare knuckles for such a task
twistedviper: goodandfunandmadness: santo-dom-ingo: why commit murder when you can have one of these come on guys I’d kill for one of those. I think you’re missing the point
zacharielaughingalonewithsalad: therealraewest: stability: (Via HotelIndiaFoxtrot) obviously you take a running jump and swing across on the chandelier have you never played a video game? Part of me is wondering how much work it took to get that
mizshylock: itseasytoremember: my favourite thing about big dogs is when you push ‘em over they’re just like “oh i’m lying down now! someone might scratch my stomach!!! i might nap!! endless possibilities!!!’ Whereas you push little dogs
beanmom: kingfucko: gollyplot: flittering-sylph: Man I hate it when people use the pronoun “you” as a singular pronoun in an informal setting. “You” is plural, unless thou dost speak to an unfamiliar person. The correct singular second person
gaimez: One time this girl really hated me and wanted to ruin my reputation or something so one day i was talking to a boy and she came up and really obnoxiously said “you know she has a crush on you right?” and he was like “man i hope so or else
the-sarcastic-robot: a-naive-british-love-affair: Have you ever wondered what would happen if you lit a whole pack of birthday candles at once? Because I did That is the most metal looking cupcake ever
svedone: “bro” “what bro” “tell the whole world that we’re bros” *whispers* “we’re bros” “why’d you whisper bro?” “because you’re my whole world bro” “b r o”
ryouseiteki: missespeon: ghirahimu: reblogging this again just to say: if you havent seen this yet you really need to this vine is just so excellent. the way that second guy just jumps in. the voice. the back shot and the dissonance of the FUCK OFF.
desactivated: when you see a pen on the ground and you steal it
coreymagz: meladoodle: A demon that writes messages on your mirror with blood but they’re useful messages. Like “remember you have yoga at 6 tonight” “You need to leave him, Karen”.
nayx: sir, all you have done throughout this entire court session is break dance in front of the judge. where is your lawyer. what are you even charged with
queencrash: ritornerai: What if Gordon Ramsay voiced a GPS “Great job, you missed the exit you fucking disgrace.”
setheverman: just-shower-thoughts: If the aliens invade there will be memes about it within five minutes when you knew aliens were real but you gotta act surprised
veryhappyturtle: yearning-for-silence: jinta: I made you a cookie but I…God, I’m so sorry. This is so difficult to say. There’s no point in lying to you. Please forgive me, but i fucking eated it. I’m so sorry. ate** nobody says eated I’m
ofthefog: writing-prompt-s: Scientists uncover a stone with writing on it that no one can make sense of. When you see it for the first time, you can read it perfectly.
narcissistictaako: tfw you’re a millenial but you don’t like avocado
capitalvice: ruffaloon: omfg my mom dropped her iphone in the toilet so she fished it out and desperately yelled ‘SIRI I DROPPED YOU IN THE TOILET WHAT DO I DO’ and siri replied ‘Tara, you have 28 events in July. That’s a lot.’ and then died
thecw4kids: ghost in the house: GET OUT. I WILL TAKE YOU- real estate agent: chill, its me. ghost: oh hey. have you sold it yet. real estate agent: obviously NOT, idiot.
rabioheab: there could be a ghost aggressively breakdancing beside you right now and you’d have no idea
laughingfish: tenrhettwoods: eggrollie: eggrollie: art has been hard lately but i made this banana today and its probably the height of my ability and i am ready now UPDATE…………………… smaller talented banana man you fools…..while you
thebadmovie: problemsleuth: [1920′s gangster voice] every single one’a you’s…… every single one’a you’s is valid……. t’anks boss
furples: Imagine being born a goat and not knowing exactly why you are climbing a rock but you just feel like it’s right to
dragondicks: [ancient egyptian dude sees another dude painting hieroglyphics] oh man you made anubis look super hot, are you open for commissions
pajamaben: “Hey, do you own any cats?” “yeah i own cats. i own them all the time. *points at a passing cat* you walk like a moron. hey, who’s your barber? some kind of…bad barber or something?? idiot”
homosexyautomaton: why’d you do that. now you’ve gone and hurt his fucking feelings.
andreii-tarkovsky: andreii-tarkovsky: when you can see a dick print in them sweatpants when they start running and you can also watch it bounce™
sharkboyalan:I had a wonderful time meeting Valentina. She is the sweetest person ever and she’s super talented. Always with a beautiful smile on her face. You gotta love her. I’ll never forget what she told me. I love you even more. 💝
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