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la-la-la-legolaaaaasssss: adlerology: they fucking just shook hands how about you punch me in the face and then rip out my heart I THOUGHT HE WAS GOING TO TELL HIM HE LOVED HIM BUT NO
royal-meenah-peixes:glitterbites:Collecting these because no one understands their genius. They make me want to go to school. Ps please don’t change the source! But can we talk about the kilometer one and how the kid got in trouble because he was right?
upthefolks: so like okay, I don’t know why I’ve been obsessively thinking about the concept of “gaydar” but I have. Actually no it’s because a straight family member used the term like “oh I have really great gaydar” and it made me
girls-who-love-masturbation: “Masturbation every Girl does it. But no one talks about it”― Ursula Hegi, Hotel of the SaintsGirls like me, who love to play with themselvesAs all Girls should love too!
littlegirlpeachy: Cracked my camera glass 😭 but it’ll be fixed soon x Would you lovelies like to see some angles of me during sex? 😍 I’ll talk to my sexual partners about if they would be interested/comfortable with that 😊 No promises,
mugglebornshadowhunter: ponyboyismyhomeboy: mrrasbury: Bitchy Teachers: We all have one. what bothers me about this scene is not just how the teacher treats drake but the fact drake had actually READ and ENJOYED a classic novel and no one even praised
royal-meenah-peixes:glitterbites: Collecting these because no one understands their genius. They make me want to go to school. Ps please don’t change the source! But can we talk about the kilometer one and how the kid got in trouble because he was
2srooky: beach-bummer-jellyfish: ok don’t get me wrong the ‘salt and pepper diner’ bit is hysterical, but john mulaney has so many more hilarious stories that no one seems to talk about: •the party at the house of the teacher that everyone hated
zicygomar: st-just: jonlumia: earlploddington: crunkistador: supercalvin: Literally no one who follows me is going to know what this means, but HBomberguy, a Youtuber known for Video Essays about pop culture and gaming made a promise that he would
mylifesgarbage: cryoverkiltmilk: cryoverkiltmilk: “Ma'am, I understand you need to empty out your desk, but–” It has just occurred to me that OP was talking about a breakup. No wait yours is so much more powerful
omariyang: sagihairius: my hot topic cashier had big buttons that said “ask me about my fursona” and “submissive” on his lanyard but no name tag because thats just too personal i guess #the wisest man at the nude beach hides his face not his
scarlet-rosepetals: justsomeantifas: LMFAOOO Talk all the shit you want about tumblr but no one has ever stopped me from saying I hope trump dies on here
sararini:First adopt in like…5 months. Offer to adopt as usual, minimum offer is Ű, no autobuy as of right now. Will probably close this pretty quickly this time around.Rules:1. Change whatever you’d like about them, but please credit me (sararini)
metaquin: horn-for-life: euph-emism: French Friend: well, the total cost of me going to Med school is about 406 a year - American Friend: THOUSAND? French Friend: Um, no. 406 Euro. It sounds a little high but it covers the cost of my textbooks, extra
cameoamalthea: fattyatomicmutant: A friend is telling me Trump may be winning but like fuck November the eigth ain’t even here yet It’s about the polls and here’s the issue Trump has supporters who will vote for him no matter what he does.
swordlesbianopinions: swordlesbianopinions: listen… jokes aside i don’t care if you don’t like carly rae jepsen’s music but the thing about it is i don’t need yall in my notifications telling me how much you hate her music. no matter how much
lostmeganmtf: It’s been my whole life. It stared as a fantasy so I always thought it was a fantasy. Now it’s every day. I can’t stop thinking about it. But even if I transition, no one would see me as a woman. They would see a dude in a dress.
All I ever wanted to do was make you happy and be the one that could be there for you, but I couldn’t. I don’t think you realize I’m the only one who gives a shit about you. I really shouldn’t. Youve given me no reason to. All
bigxbambino: kushtrauma: youthetrevival: yungbattosai: youthetrevival: You know how mad I’d be if this happened to me in real life? You’d be dead? Yeah, but, I’d be mad as hell about it. *soul levitates to the sky* “ No this nigga didn’t
r–g–b: veronicajames: supercalvin: Literally no one who follows me is going to know what this means, but HBomberguy, a Youtuber known for Video Essays about pop culture and gaming made a promise that he would live stream himself playing Donkey Kong
destroywhiteboys: “God damn! That thing is fucking huge! There’s no way that can fit in my ass!”“Now I know you’ve only ever had tiny little white dicks inside you…but it’s about time that you tried a REAL man’s cock. Believe me, you’ll
stayinghard: dom4gam: This is perhaps the hottest boy I’ve ever seen. Does anyone know anything about this boy or where this photo came from? Please message me. I have no idea, but he is really hot. Such a hot sub boy
jeizun:your fave is problematic: megets jealous when my friends talk about other friendswants someone to treat me badly so i can have an excuse to fight someoneignores people but gets offended when no one makes an effort to talk to mewill probably assume
nic0tine-kisses: yah you’re a guy and you’re trying to make me feel better about having no boobs and being fat but when i click on your blog all i can see are gifs of nipples and boobs and girls that weigh less than my right leg so how do you think
duskenpath: sewpaxot: charminglyantiquated: a short comic about witches and wishes and wanting things. duskenpath idk why but this made me think of you. I hope you don’t mind. :) UGH NO THIS IS SO CUTE MY HEART IT HURTS
queenashunti: I came home tonight after hours at work smoked some weed and called my mom. I havnt talked to here in a while. I came to the thought that she no longer cared about her daughter. But it wasnt that she was there for me and was mad that I
soujizz: benefits to dating me you have no competition that’s about it actually but i think it’s a good point
clannyphantom: my bf told me a story about how when he was in the 7th grade he was really sick and almost died and had to stay in bed and no one came to see him on his birthday but his world of warcraft friends threw him a virtual party and if that
allcapspoerty: You know what’s the most hypocritical thing in the world???? The fact that if I make a post about girls being amazing specifically everyone gets mad and says NO EVERYONE IS AMAZING and freaks right out at me. But these are the same
benefits to dating me you have no competition that’s about it actually but i think it’s a good point
sluts-n-prudes: You’re all missing out because I’m sweet as fuck and I will care about you like no one ever has and I wouldn’t let you be sad alone but it’s cool y'all keep sleeping on me
allmyswallows: What is so hot about a girl licking the cum off her glasses? I have no clue, but it turns me on BIG TIME!
norafox: guess who’s no longer buying from jlist. kinda sad. he deleted all the tweets after this happened. he unfollowed me SWIFTLY after his “apology” which I honestly don’t care about, but it just shows that he’s not sorry in the least.
squid-ichorous: norafox: guess who’s no longer buying from jlist. kinda sad. he deleted all the tweets after this happened. he unfollowed me SWIFTLY after his “apology” which I honestly don’t care about, but it just shows that he’s not sorry
