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physalisfuchs: urgh…. I have no Idea about ‘full size’ or something.. but please do it. watch the middle page in full size to enjoy the full Drunken Henry |D please… someone should put me things in my ask what I can draw at next to stop my walter
joyeuxniall: my friend was telling me this story about how this guy caddied for bill gates and at the end of the day he was expecting a big tip but bill gates was just like “alright thanks man see ya” and the next day the guy got a call and it was
br0lan: my coworker just told me about a kid he knew in second grade that was really allergic to peanuts but one day during lunch he said that he couldn’t take it anymore and wanted to know what reeses taste like so he pulled out his epipen, ate the
taxicar: tumblr made me think about a lot of things but mostly social justice and my eyebrows
papermagazine: “I remember thinking ‘I can’t be the only girl in Hollywood, in Los Angeles, California, who wants to play rock ‘n’ roll. There have to be other girls out there like me.’ It was not only about finding my band members, but
folieadude: xaviercharles: i love it when lyrics don’t make sense to you but then you sit and think about them for a while and suddenly they’re the deepest shit you’ve ever heard it just always makes me feel good when that happens
jo3presents: “It is about a relationship but not between two people. It’s more one person’s relationship with a million people. In fact, that song’s almost a little too obvious for me. That’s why instead of a lyric sheet we put in an X-ray
brenodnurie: i love it when lyrics don’t make sense to you but then you sit and think about them for a while and suddenly they’re the deepest shit you’ve ever heard it just always makes me feel good when that happens
ratgod: midnitedancer: bradmajors: me: you: I think it says something about us that over 12,000 people understand what these images mean. yes believe it or not but SpongeBob SquarePants was/is a very popular show that over 12,000 ppl have seen
kingcheddarxvii: Me: I love green beans Some rando who I’ve never spoken to before in my inbox, completely unprompted: idk… I’ve tried green beans several times but I just don’t get what’s so great about them? I think they’re gross. maybe
aspidelaps: flygex-eatin-on-softies: I put this napkin on Bean as a joke but he hasn’t moved out from under it and it’s been about 20 minutes, so…. mother has given me a blanket it is a most joyous day
roguesareth: sketchyouaworld: thegreenwolf: ohcorny: so this is what i ended up with for the “make your audience angry” assignment i dont know about ya’ll but that phrase pisses me right the hell off Side tip: if anyone ever grabs your hair
thechanelmuse:Tink (Timbaland’s protégé) freestyles on The Breakfast ClubTink is a 20-year-old singer-songwriter/rapper from Chicago who’s already being compared to Lauryn Hill. I can’t put my finger on it but something about her reminds me of
twistedviper: whorusszahhak: perfectionistdia: whorusszahhak: don’t ever take me on a date to an aquarium because i will ignore you and spend the whole time looking at the fish But, if you think about it, that’s all the more reason to go. The
ileftmyheartinwesteros: No but seriously if anyone has any tips for a super hyper cat who won’t stop messing up shit, please message me. I’m about 685948% done with this cat’s behavior. ahoboandhisbox said: Mine was like that up until he got
ileftmyheartinwesteros: No but seriously if anyone has any tips for a super hyper cat who won’t stop messing up shit, please message me. I’m about 685948% done with this cat’s behavior. sam-a-lam92 said: We had a spray bottle filled with water
sam-a-lam92: ileftmyheartinwesteros: ileftmyheartinwesteros: No but seriously if anyone has any tips for a super hyper cat who won’t stop messing up shit, please message me. I’m about 685948% done with this cat’s behavior. sam-a-lam92 said:
sam-a-lam92: ileftmyheartinwesteros: sam-a-lam92: ileftmyheartinwesteros: ileftmyheartinwesteros: No but seriously if anyone has any tips for a super hyper cat who won’t stop messing up shit, please message me. I’m about 685948% done with this
ileftmyheartinwesteros: No but seriously if anyone has any tips for a super hyper cat who won’t stop messing up shit, please message me. I’m about 685948% done with this cat’s behavior. dandelionn-wine said: Have you tried giving him toys
I’m taking better care of myself lately. Small steps. My baby has kind of given me no choice about it but I don’t mind. Things I used to like to eat, including junk, I just can’t do anymore. I don’t even want junk anymore. When
imqueerandangry: i hate this fucking myth that going through a trauma makes you a better human being???? like i told a friend about how i was abused as kid and she was like ‘well yeah but didnt that make you be a kinder person?’ like no???? it fucked
lil-miss-bi-curious: You. You are more than a sum of your body parts. And no one part defines you. Especially not that one part you “would give anything” to change. But, let me tell you something about your body anyway. You are curvaceous. You are
adamnsight: Have you ever seen brown eyes in the sun? You don’t always notice it at first but you’ll see that ‘brown’ no longer describes them. They melt into golden rays, circling an eclipse. There’s nothing boring about brown eyes, not even
tummyproject: No photo of me for today, but I wanted to say something.I just read the back of the Special K box (I’m a sucker for their strawberry delight cereal) and it had a blurb about losing weight. It said, “Be the most beautiful you.” How
best-of-funny: nicotinehearts: omigawdmatt: racheyzane: do you ever look at somebody and wonder how they moan during sex no but thanks now i have a new habit forced upon me whenever i go out i think about this post at the most inappropriate times
prettyinporcelain: living-corpse: copequinn: nicotinehearts: omigawdmatt: racheyzane: do you ever look at somebody and wonder how they moan during sex no but thanks now i have a new habit forced upon me whenever i go out i think about this post
howtoimpersonateanadult:themadcapmathematician:juniperandtealeaves:Things no one warned me about using a cane for the first time:1) You are most certainly going to end up tripping yourself with it. Yes, it will be embarrassing. But also a little funny.
brogitsune: just-a-souvenir-shop: There’s only two people in the whole world who ever really cared about me. We messed up a lot, and we used to fight with each other a lot too, but…no matter how bad things got, we always had each other. #blasting
just-a-souvenir-shop: There’s only two people in the whole world who ever really cared about me. We messed up a lot, and we used to fight with each other a lot too, but…no matter how bad things got, we always had each other.
melchiorgabor: ok no offense but some of us *looks pointedly at self in mirror* need to fucking chill
onecrazycarny: bonkai-diaries: reverseracism: pussypoppinlikepopcorn: binches: A classic case of “I don’t care about your rights but once they wronged me, it’s over” Was I supposed to feel sorry for her? I just saw her tonight being
nicotinehearts:omigawdmatt:racheyzane:do you ever look at somebody and wonder how they moan during sex no but thanks now i have a new habit forced upon me whenever i go out i think about this post at the most inappropriate times and it has ruined my
heyim-lena: nicotinehearts:omigawdmatt:racheyzane:do you ever look at somebody and wonder how they moan during sex no but thanks now i have a new habit forced upon me whenever i go out i think about this post at the most inappropriate times and it
davina-vaga: Sorry,Geen nieuwe blog, ik heb even wat andere bezigheden..No new blog, I have other things to do.But tell me when you can guess what I am dreaming about?
daft-hunk: i hate talking i feel as if no matter what i will somehow bring the conversation around and make it about me like i don’t know if i’m the only one that notices that when i’m talking to someone but god damn am i annoying
tealdeertamer: aliciarosefantasy: whostolemymonkey: ellactra: logic-tale: yourxweet-candy: baelgrave: kedreeva: baelgrave: tetraghost: i wish birds brought ME presents No, but think about this. The crows she feeds obviously have their own little
ganrai: I was once about five inches away from a Picasso with no barrier in between. i am now convinced that there is an overwhelming natural human desire to destroy valuable paintings when at close range
queenentina:shoutout to all those people who crave affection but have no idea how to react when it comes their way, to all those who were never taught how to love and feel rejected and misunderstood because they want to show that they care about other
adultstars-sfw:Anissa Kate Anissa looked at Mr. Crude, sighed and asked, “Are you going to make me wear all of this?”“No, but only if you’ll wear the thong I gave you,” he replied.“You mean that one that’s about two sized too small? The
I wasn’t an angel in the past but show me someone who was. I think the important thing about someone is who they become and the better person they strive to be. I try to live my life well always looking for the positive no matter how bad a situation
styleerotica: everthekinkier: no-regrets-4-me: ~the way life should be~ *sigh*…. Not at all sure about the leather trousers, but the rest is fine; been there done that…
bpdchu: “are you going to hurt yourself” no!!!! but you can sure as hell count on me to fantasize about it 24/7, conjure dozens of elaborate plans on how i can go out in different ways each one forming in the blink of an eye, act it out, experiment
fmlsdaily: Today, I was walking when a man pointed a camera at me. I got bitchy about it, and said “Did I say you could take a picture?” He replied with, “No, but can you get the fuck out of the way so I can take one of my wife and kids?” I turned
fluerly: im actually really afraid that no one will fall in love with me
dreamliner91: iinvitedyourwifeupforadrink: The next morning at breakfast with her husband and kids she felt embarrassed and used What does it say about me if at breakfast the morning after I feel sexier than ever? Admittedly no kids but my hubby. It’s
nicotinehearts: omigawdmatt: racheyzane: do you ever look at somebody and wonder how they moan during sex no but thanks now i have a new habit forced upon me whenever i go out i think about this post at the most inappropriate times and it has ruined
voidsciles: ↳ There are going to be some things that you’ll come to learn about me in the next few days. But just know that no matter how it may look, I only had you in my heart. Goodbye.
iamnotjuthika: commeownismthrills: Nails and dress. No idea about hair and makeup yet. YOU LOOK SO GOOD Spike the hair up!! It’ll be an awesome contrast. (This would only work if you’re cray-cray like me…but you should do it!!!!)
it also hurts me when really popular artists in the fandom still draw and make comics about Nepeta like a weak little girl, not being taken seriously and needing Equius to back her up with every little issue she has or needing Equius to shoo away people
SO UMMM….would anyone…possibly..maybe..would want to buy the HS calendar for me as a gift? i hate asking for things really hhhh but im really excited about some of my friends’ art in it and i keep going over to wp and staring at it
so I’ll be honest here, I don’t know if I’m RETURNING to tumblr or not but I am kinda sad about the algorithm on twitter and kinda want to see if i could try other things sometimes i feel like no one notices me on there anymore while my friends
barack-topus: All I want is for someone to fucking care. Someone, anyone.. But it’s okay I guess, I understand why no one cares. I wouldn’t care about me either.
joeltorridisurdaddy: I had always been in love with my daughter. There is no question about that. But it took a water fight and a clingy white t-shirt for me to fall in lust with her.
ttoba: I had no idea about the “Stan is not what he seems” episode and just got to watch it. hoLY SMOkes it was awesome. Also, my pen sensitivity didn’t work but it couldn’t stop me from drawing these heckin’ cute twins /w\
