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so he may have received an angry lecture from Marco minutes later about teaching a child profanity but cursing children aside, we were talking about headcanon voices for jeanbo and someone (me, dat me) thought of this song and i just wanted to do a thing
artemispanthar:Sometimes if I’m talking to someone who I know also likes the thing and will talk about it, I try to wait a respectable amount of time during the conversation to bring up the topic I want to talk about, since I know immediately going
little-minxx: Being a tease, but trying to be subtle about it
marauders4evr:“In Gravity Falls, there is no-one you can trust.”“Trust no-one.”“Well, what about me, huh?”“Why don’t you trust me?”“This journal told me there was no one in Gravity Falls I could trust. (Looking at Mabel) But when you
hokorobi: conniecap: fairyprincessjoon: put some weight on boy holy crap YOU ARE SO SEXY! HURRY UP AND RIP YO SHIRT OFF!!! OMG THIS IS WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT GUYS JFC LOOK AT THAT CHEST. sdkhaskd but i think his legs are looking a lil thin nevermind
princessharper76: simply2468:Seems like girls don’t wanna talk about pee no more :(This isn’t a reflection of you, but, many girls, like myself, get tired of being made into an object. We’re much more than our pee fetish. It’s not that we don’t
Honestly that post about black people being genetically superior worries me, not in the sense of “aaa I’m white and this scares me” but more in the ramifications it has. People believing they are genetically superior has deep roots in racism and
I can ignore my arousal really well. I love the feeling of being turned on itself, so I can actually just sit here all hot (but no so bothered) and be fine not doing anything about it. And then I’ll just go about the rest of my day or night.
askradicalgoodspeed: kenediclarysse: holy shit, homer nails it again my life
kiokushitaka: “What… incredible triceps!” Sorry not sorry.
sinderish: ok but is no one going to talk about the fact that hanji ran head first into a barred door.
halfmetaledchemist: *is aggressively more concerned for sports anime third years’ futures than my own*
dustail: zubatman: i hope y'all are getting paid to lie about how mint & chocolate tastes good together I looked down expecting to see a noble person defending the goodness that is a mint and chocolate combo but no, the burden falls to me, the
blackzhanna: blackzhanna: me: *banging pots and pans together* NO!!!!!!! NO!!!!!!!!!! NO!!!!!! I forgot what this post was about but mood
no but for real someone please talk about misfits 5.02 with me I’m flailing
no but seriously can someone who’s seen that movie please talk about it with me because YOOOOOO
tardisheart: DO YOU EVER WANNA TALK ABOUT A THING SO MUCH YOU’RE GONNA EXPLODE BUT NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR ABOUT THE THING SO YOU CAN’T AND JUST WOW! LET! ME! TALK! ABOUT! THE! THING!
cyberpark: “can you wrap this present for me” “yeah sure”
projectormom: I feel like I need to reiterate since people have been messaging me about different nacre designs/headcanons and believe me I’d LOVE to talk about them but a lot of them are like ‘are you ok with this?’ and I just want to make sure
Oh I heard you were trouble And you heard I was trouble But your name is a wave washing over me No games just a slave to you totally Cause I don’t care about what they say about you baby, And you don’t care about what they say about me baby,
maxiesatanofficial: fattyatomicmutant: houyo: fattyatomicmutant: I just realized Vore day falls on August the 8th. That’s 8/8 That’s like. Ate ate eat eat idk Fun fact: The common belief is that vore day is on 8/8 as a pun of eight/ate, but
frienem: I could have started with sfw stuff but who wants that
kingjaffejoffer: Tumblr culture normalizes scamming people and ~finessing~ but y’all also want people to donate and reblog your gofundme posts
mistertilmonjr: bigbuttsthickhipsnthighs: I leave them dead after I eat the pussy! FACT 😂😂😂😂😂
hazel2468: czechs-and-holdings: Can we PLEASE remove the stigma for blue collar work in America? “You don’t wanna be a garbage collector when you grow up, do you?” า,000 a year, no college needed? God forbid you take an honest job ů,000
imsoshive: Nigga said, “I wanna taste your whole day, baby.” Lmfaooooo Depends on the day but I agree about fresh out the shower pussy, no flavor. Shower at night, sleep on it, let me eat in the morning. Perfect.
I was going to say something funny about how Kristoria is in desperate need of fusion fanart with her as Cinderella’s Prince, but… “Did I abuse her Or show her disdain? Why does she run from me? If I should lose her, How shall I regain
julystorms: deal-yeah: this is from shingeki no kyojin special episode. MY BABIES ARE KISSING HOLD ME PLS Okay but let’s talk about the horse. Never mind…this is fake =__=
waytooemily: Haha…Levi must be complaining about me right now. Inspired by @yusenki and @fuku-shuu‘s translation of the AU Smartpass - Erwin & Levi Close Up Interview Part 2. It was supposed to be a quick doodle, but I decided to slap
chiveburger: seonho is honestly SUCH a natural variety star, and I think it stems from the fact that his brain is literally empty. he doesn’t know anything, but that’s okay because at the end of the day he’s still a great actor and a handsome boy.
lalondes: acoolshark: whAT? WOME N LOOK NOT SEX? NOOO MAK UP?!?!!??? WHAT ABOUT ME? THE HETEROSEXUAL MALE? HOW CAN I OBJECTIFY THIS??? SWEATPANTS?????????????? SWEATPANTS?????? ANYTHING BUT SWEATPANTS. SHE LOOKED HOTTER AS A CONSUMPTIVE PROSTITUTE
slayboybunny: heres a fun fact that shows a lot about me: im pretty allergic to bananas but didn’t know it at all growing up until one day when i was like 17 i was like “man, i love bananas. theyre always so tangy and make ur mouth all tingly”
happy-blood: “I don’t care what they say about me, but Courtney’s been portrayed so wrongly, especially because of Vanity fair and all the other copy-pieces after that. It’s just not fair to a person to have to deal with that, because before
tardisheart: DO YOU EVER WANNA TALK ABOUT A THING SO MUCH YOU’RE GONNA EXPLODE BUT NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR ABOUT THE THING SO YOU CAN’T AND JUST WOW! LET! ME! TALK! ABOUT! THE! THING! Me and asoiaf
No but seriously if anyone has any tips for a super hyper cat who won’t stop messing up shit, please message me. I’m about 685948% done with this cat’s behavior.
I have had no sleep because of my chronic pain and I’m about to go to the dentist and I’m terrified but I’m determined to be a little positive today🌹
I have no sympathy for these underclassmen who always complain about how much they have to do but sit up in their rooms and do everything but the work they are stressed about. Get your shit together.
buttgenie: a pumpkin walks into a restaurant, there is no punchline but i think you should drop what you’re doing and run because that’s fucking terrifying why is there a pumpkin walking around all willy nilly and why is nobody concerned i don’t
Ignore my face and the quality of this picture (my iPad is no better than my shit gophone and I was about to gym after I tried this on) but my dresses finally came in! This one is perfect and fits perfectly and I’m gonna wear it out tonight. The
No one left no one gives a shit about me except my parents but im in the teenage rebellion stage so im not going to talk with them about it
No sleep + a shit ton of sugar = an unmanegable but finally talkative me because i have finally stopped giving a shit what others think about me
dips-go-home-ur-drunk: datadonald: What if for summons instead of Disney characters Sora can summon his other selves like Roxas, Xion, and Ventus nO BUT THINK ABOUT IT LIKE SORA SUMMONS XION AND THE ENEMIES ATTACKING FORGET WHY THEY’RE ATTACKING
adamnsight: Have you ever seen brown eyes in the sun? You don’t always notice it at first but you’ll see that ‘brown’ no longer describes them. They melt into golden rays, circling an eclipse. There’s nothing boring about brown eyes, not even
oknope:I still care about my grades but have no motivation to do any type of work????????????????????
No, but seriously. I honestly don't care about anyone's opinion. Y'all niggas ain't with me when I sit alone with my thoughts. Y'all ain't around at tough times. So, you're existence is irrelevant. I will continue to do me. Deal with it.
I’ve got mixed emotions on how I feel about him an u. An it’s not what u think. Oh I still love her n what not but no. It’s me realizing what she used to do for me n what she doesn’t. Like back then she would text me. Like blow my shit up but
aprilsvigil: manticoreimaginary: Watching this (and fearing broken ankles with each loop) I can’t helping thinking about that old quote Ginger Rogers did everything Fred Astaire did, except backwards and in high heels. But no, if you watch closely
isabellab4: I think about kissing you I think about kissing you I think about kissing you… How much time do we spend Thinking instead of doing? Because he might think about it But no one ever traces their finger along my lips No one kisses me in my
Telling irl friends about my pete white obsession but they still love and accept me… insane
byepeasant: About two years ago I posted the first picture of me without my hair online. Since then I haven’t really chosen to talk about it all that much anymore. From time to time, I’m really ashamed and I always wish that I wasn’t this way..
I know most people on here are all about reading books and whatnot, but (it’s probably no surprise) I have never actually read an entire book on my own. But I think I am going to finally change that…. even though I’ve said it before
last night me and darfin were talking about our first time (kissing, sex, blah blah) and I tried to be romantic and I was like “before guys would try to show me their penis and I would be like ‘this was fun im going home’ but with you I would
I wanna give advice and talk about life/relationships/sex/opinions because SOMETIMES IM IN THE MOOD FOR GIRL TALK BUT NOT SPECIFICALLY WITH ONLY GIRLS AND I HAVE NO ONE AND I LOVE GIVING ADVICE AND BEING A BIG SISTER BUT ALSO LIKE HEARING ABOUT OTHER
yeah i did get a little anxious thinking about that but i shouldn’t, no one is making me do anything so i should just post what i have and be done with it, no shame in losing interest i have lots of other fun things i want to go and do so i should
transmalenaoto: corpxe: transmalenaoto: The irony about corpxe sending me “ew” is have you looked at your hair honey Sorry what? I’m flawless, male or female. Ayoo xoxo Ur eyebrows are gr8 but what is the meaning behind your ridiculous sideburns
alegbra: supercalifergalicious: alegbra: it really pisses me off that eyebrows are just HAIR but they somehow convey emotions i use my hair to express myself go to your room and think about what you’ve done
so today in class i doodled a small thing with tamao pushing shizuma’s face away while they were both trying to run towards nagisa and it left a red mark and idk it was rly funny to me tamao dont give no shits about the etoile’s perfectly
“farewell. please forget about me” i am numb
me: likes a post about blaketumblr, showing recommended posts: bees?me: no tumblr, it was just a blake po-tumblr: BEES?? ok more bees
