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onagiart: Here’s a more recent one I am super excited about i want to do more of these with Ryu and the other Ninja girls but i need someone to port some models for me…and no one wants to do that lol. anyway, enjoy sorry i never got around to the
Im sorry to everyone for bitching about something that literally everyone is suffering from, but these porn bots are really pissing me off. So sick and tired of blocking these stupid things everyday.And not gonna lie, no shade to the girls who they stole
mywifelovesstrange: My wife plays with herself as she tells me about her night out with the girls last night. She played with a few boys. They got her really wet, but no sex!
hey no offense…. but if you want to write to me about your problems and your troubles in order to get advice, you’re gonna have to do it OFF anon so I can respond to you privately.
outlawmares: Celestia’s couch. It might be more of a love seat, but no one seems to be complaining about that. Come support me on Patreon! <3
justjulyy: pussyandass1: twerkenationn: filthgod2: Jumping Jacks 🤤😍 Woah Yessssss work it out sexyyyy Shawty been eyeing, she looking like she thinking about trying me, she want it but can’t take no more🤪
I'm actually a really shy person. Like when you first meet me, our conversation is going to be awkward no matter what because I wouldn't have any idea what to talk about. It’s also worse when you’re cute. But if you wait a little I’ll get comfortable
I think what really sucked about this year for me, aside from the horrible current events, is that I did so much I should be proud of. I completed my master’s, survived going on interviews, and I got a teaching job. But no! This is the year
So uh, I finished the league last night. Just about everything else went smoothly, except one goddamn Elite 4 member. Which was water. Which pisses me off to no end. I should have gotten myself some sort of grass thingy, I know. But I already spent more
zodiacmind: Fun facts about your sign here Actually idgaf what people think of me, but no I will not be controlled.
hogwartskidsproblems: #GUUUUUUURL #DON’T EVEN THINK ABOUT BUYING ME #YOU MAY BE HARRY FUCKING POTTER BUT I AM NOT READY TO LISTEN TO YOUR PROBLEMS 24/7 #I’M AN OWL NOT A THERAPIST #I’M A STRONG INDEPENDANT OWL WHO DON’T NEED NO OWNER #CAW CAW
sangriahoe: No offense but my female ancestors didn’t go through centuries of oppression for me to feel bad about myself all the time
severalowls: st-just: jonlumia: earlploddington: crunkistador: supercalvin: Literally no one who follows me is going to know what this means, but HBomberguy, a Youtuber known for Video Essays about pop culture and gaming made a promise that he would
jessiesketches:say what you will about pirates of the caribbean but elizabeth swann started that movie being told ships were no place for women and ended it as the king of pirates and that’s pretty dope to me
penroseparticle:penroseparticle: First aid training is actually very serious and I get what this bullet point is saying about hypothermia but this legit fucking took me out: When I’ve been hangry for a few hours and there’s still no food:
goldshirts-tightpants: little-goose: Excuse me but Into Darkness has been out for a week, why are there no posts talking about the fact that Cucumberpatch makes the face that suggests he’s going to steal christmas I mean really I HAVE BEEN SITTING
I wish I wasn’t the only one here (my house, not the Internet) who watches Elementary. I like having a buddy to watch shows with and talk about but no one here is terribly interested in watching it with me. Oh well, I have watching buddies for
motherly-pearl: dance-like-a-tree: why does no one talk about how limited Garnet’s hand movements should be with her gems on her palms like she should be able to do some of the things she does I’M SORRY DON’T HIT ME But wouldnt she used to it
kasukasukasumisty: That thing is older sister and younger brother relationship and it’s there all the time… Yea, I think people greatly misinterpret that one scene in the pilot…
Warning: I get too emotional at fictional stories
quibbs:hit me kind of out of no where but i’m thinking about hawke and isabela
ellakociuba: Yeeee me half naked just about, calm down, I’m not posing my body for attention, legit just awkwardly standing there haha, I’m the thickest I’ve been, this was actually a couple months ago but point is, just love who you are no matter
2001: a dick odyssey thanks for being on this sexy journey with me, dear followers. you have no idea how fun it is to see you reblogging stuff and wonder about who you are in real life. it’s not easy being the mayor of a small but bustling tumblr
slobface-art: how about the leader of the Ardent Mages from Endless Legend? (yes they are a faction of masochistic mages) Not My Type | Alright | Cute | Adorable | Pretty | Gorgeous | LORD MERCY I have no idea what this is but sounds good, fuck me
7448happens: girlsmasturbatetoo: girls-who-love-masturbation: “Masturbation everyone Girl does it. But no one talks about it” ― Ursula Hegi, Hotel of the Saints Girls like me, who love to play with themselvesAs all Girls should love too! Girls
girls-who-love-masturbation: “Masturbation everyone Girl does it. But no one talks about it” ― Ursula Hegi, Hotel of the Saints Girls like me, who love to play with themselvesAs all Girls should love too!
rydenarmani: i was going to get mad about this. but no. i do crave that mineral. i do. buy me expensive jewelry in the name of memes.
amarantines: Why are Bakura and Malik studying Egyptian crap? No idea. I forgot about this comic for a while and now it looks old to me, so I won’t finish it XD; BUT I like Bakura’s non-brushed hair and Malik’s discontent. >.>
misandryad: coelasquid: tfw u owe ur friend money but no one carries cash anymore and it turns into a series of elaborate trades that resurrects the barter system. #“don’t worry about it just buy me like four coffees”
datacow40: I love Marik don’t get me wrong, but should be worried that he got off scotch-free for all the terrible stuff he did (in the dub at least, don’t know about the anime/manga) because “aw no worries m8, it was your dark half that made you
bendingsignpost: ratboy-thin: mrpinchy: supercalvin: Literally no one who follows me is going to know what this means, but HBomberguy, a Youtuber known for Video Essays about pop culture and gaming made a promise that he would live stream himself
mugglebornshadowhunter: ponyboyismyhomeboy: mrrasbury: Bitchy Teachers: We all have one. what bothers me about this scene is not just how the teacher treats drake but the fact drake had actually READ and ENJOYED a classic novel and no one even praised
“Talent is when a guy can do anything with just a little effort, and when a guy like me can do nothing no matter how hard he tries.” “I don’t understand much about talent, but he says he can’t write anything good, even after practicing
awkward-lesbian-rainbows:masturhaters:gamergirl1985: royal-meenah-peixes:glitterbites:Collecting these because no one understands their genius. They make me want to go to school. Ps please don’t change the source! But can we talk about the kilometer
redarmor777: [Part 1] Panties/No Panties Anime request by.. Me! =3 (Random Picture Compilation. Idk about you, but I need more panties in my life.)
jordan-reet: No it’s not like that, I want to get one, and Im sure I’ll find one that Lucy will tolerate. But her feelings about getting another pet do matter to me. She’s yours, and one day we could be moving in together, and it would really matter
matt-delancy: annabellebanks: Yeah I know. I’ve already gotten in touch with an editor. Yeah, you had told me about that… But, on sort of a biographic piece of work… Have you tried selling your other work too? No. I wanna do this one first since
ma-morrison: annabellebanks: [ Laughs ] I’m about to go get some coco, wanna come with me? Thank you for the offer, but, I’m actually still getting settled, so, I’ll have to pass… Maybe some other time? Ok no problem.
hornyharvest: “I fucking told him. ‘Wear a condom’ I said. But no. He doesn’t fucking listen to me. Now I’m having my brother’s baby. Mom wasn’t too happy about that. She wanted to get pregnant by him first.”
duskenpath:sewpaxot:charminglyantiquated:a short comic about witches and wishes and wanting things. duskenpath idk why but this made me think of you. I hope you don’t mind. :) UGH NO THIS IS SO CUTE MY HEART IT HURTS
itshalalcuzisaidbismillah: whatwhiteswillneverknow:Waiter who thinks he knows about other cultures but actually has absolutely no ideaThis is it. This is the vine that killed me.
bcnorlando: omganniephanny: omganniephanny: I can’t believe no one has given me shit about my Dennis Rodman jersey yet. I mean, I appreciate it…but it’s Dennis Rodman. Since I was tall and had a big butt I was really good at rebounding, so
umm…no joke, i’ve actually debated with the writer of a song about a line. he insisted it was one way; i insisted it was another, stating, “you may have meant it that way, but that’s not what you sang. allow me to show you”
dusqphire: quietcharms: umm…no joke, i’ve actually debated with the writer of a song about a line. he insisted it was one way; i insisted it was another, stating, “you may have meant it that way, but that’s not what you sang. allow me to show
meenat: Send me two characters and I’ll draw my favorite one ! 3 more asked the same thing and I cried about it for like 3 years cuz I love them both too much to be truth!! but there’s no Gumball without PB so uvu
clannyphantom:my bf told me a story about how when he was in the 7th grade he was really sick and almost died and had to stay in bed and no one came to see him on his birthday but his world of warcraft friends threw him a virtual party and if that doesnt
annerica: Short Story about Kashuu Kiyomitsu & Yamato no Kami YasusadaSomeone ask me for translate my short Tourabu Doujn to English. I’m trying to do it but I apologize for my poor english skill. I promise to improve it better.I drew it for a
allmyswallows: What is so hot about a girl licking the cum off her glasses? I have no clue, but it turns me on BIG TIME!
sangriahoe:No offense but my female ancestors didn’t go through centuries of oppression for me to feel bad about myself all the time
whatbustsmynut: Gags are huge for me. Always were. And bandanas, too. So its no surprise that my favorite way to gag a guy nice and effective is using 3, or 4, or 5 bandanas. But…still….there is something hot about a guy ball gagged…with the RIGHT
michaelknight715: michaelknight715: Me….somewhere in East Baltimore….By: blissculturephotography Debated with myself for over a week about posting this thinking I would get no notes…but then was told I was cute on the very first….
chocolatecakesandthickmilkshakes: hadizaismail: Oud princess 👸 - Dark smoky eyes does it for me. Keep the tags coming dolls. My eyebrows are getting thicker, I have no idea how I feel about that but let’s see. Love you.
laurennohill: gatekeeperjeff: nah-gee: pettyrevenge: Can’t believe I’m posting, but here goes. I’m black (this will become relevant later) and people have this habit of mistaking me for the staff, no matter what I’m wearing About 15 years
yummysweetthickandcurvy: omganniephanny: I can’t believe no one has given me shit about my Dennis Rodman jersey yet. I mean, I appreciate it…but it’s Dennis Rodman. Since I was tall and had a big butt I was really good at rebounding. This is hilarious
omganniephanny: omganniephanny: I can’t believe no one has given me shit about my Dennis Rodman jersey yet. I mean, I appreciate it…but it’s Dennis Rodman. Since I was tall and had a big butt I was really good at rebounding, so naturally I fell
duskenpath: sewpaxot: charminglyantiquated:a short comic about witches and wishes and wanting things. duskenpath idk why but this made me think of you. I hope you don’t mind. :) UGH NO THIS IS SO CUTE MY HEART IT HURTS
fiftythreecrimes: hennyproud: “To me, we have a culture that is surpassed by no other civilization, but we don’t know anything about it…My job is to somehow make [the black youth] curious enough or persuade them by hook or crook to get more aware
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