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mylifesgarbage: cryoverkiltmilk: cryoverkiltmilk: “Ma'am, I understand you need to empty out your desk, but–” It has just occurred to me that OP was talking about a breakup. No wait yours is so much more powerful
Everypony is raving about Trouble ShoesMeanwhile, I welcome our new deputy overlord, Falling Star.(No idea if he has an official name, but that’s what his butt tattoo tells me)
manfanathletes: “MERRY CHRISTMAS!” I know JJ’s not yelling that in the pics above, but that’s what it says to me. Oh, and one more thing about these pix: what better gift than JJ with no jockstrap?
bby-kimmy: I gotted in trouble… I wore this Unicorns diaper ALL DAY… but I fibbed about how much I was drinking, so I wasn’t that wet. Lizzy said… um… LIZZY SAID NO CHANGES! And when I complained… she told me to put on another diaper over
drakestories: It was junior year abroad, and life was good. I was spending the year in Italy, improving my Italian and making friends. The one cloud that hung over me was what I’d do after graduation. I had no clue, but figured I’d worry about that
This is going to be a christian blog now, no naughty stuff, maybe pinups and wallpapers but thats about itYou can find me on twitter “@DatBoiNappana”Discord : https://discord.gg/AhWTEYE
agentlemanandasavage: There is something so powerful about that look in the eyes as you are gagging me. I don’t know what it is. Maybe its that, “There is no help for you now, little girl” feel that I love, but there you have it. She
hex-slut:yeah your sexts are hot but do you fantasize about holding me after we fuck and being goofy and going to get food afterwards while i wear one of ur shirts/hoodies or no?
naked-yogi: ¿Qué pasa, Tumblr? I am no longer offering custom content but you can still inquire about purchasing pre-made videos!In light of Tumblr removing all adult content, it’s a really great time for you to help me out and purchase my SnapChat.If
naked-yogi: naked-yogi: ¿Qué pasa, Tumblr? I am no longer offering custom content but you can still inquire about purchasing pre-made videos! In light of Tumblr removing all adult content, it’s a really great time for you to help me out and purchase
naked-yogi: naked-yogi: ¿Qué pasa, Tumblr? I am no longer offering custom content but you can still inquire about purchasing pre-made videos!In light of Tumblr removing all adult content, it’s a really great time for you to help me out and purchase
feederhub-deactivated20220502:Fatsexual.So I’ve always been attracted to girls, but there is something about massively morbidly obese boys with no body hair and super soft bodies that I find so hot. Someone introduced me to the term “fatsexual”
incorrect48quotes: Meru: Wanna hear a pasta joke? Mio: The one where you say pasta is straight until it gets wet? Yeah, heard that one. And no, it won’t work on me. Meru: I was gonna say the one about the chef who pasta way, but whatever, asshole.
Because I am Omo trash.. I don’t wanna use the bathroom anymore today! So not gonna till tomorrow It’s 10:30pm and about a 7 on the pee scale but *shrugs* no more potty for me tonight
shinyrainboo: healingsuggestions: You wont hurt forever. *endless spoonie screaming*
ratboy-thin: mrpinchy: supercalvin: Literally no one who follows me is going to know what this means, but HBomberguy, a Youtuber known for Video Essays about pop culture and gaming made a promise that he would live stream himself playing Donkey Kong
rlmjob: real talk living in vermont is like thrusting me into the straight spectrum like when im in boston all I care about is being with this one dude but when im at school I have no interest in boys and like watch straight porn also side note straight
She wants me to cum in my pants right now.But we are at a restaurant.Oh no. I think her fingers have a lot more to say about this than my dick.
Most ladies would worry about being alone on a subway late at night. (laughing…) Quite the contrary. If YOU step into this car, glance around and see no one else but Me…it is most definitely YOU who should be worried. Top of My class
phoenixwrites: cameoamalthea: fattyatomicmutant: A friend is telling me Trump may be winning but like fuck November the eigth ain’t even here yet It’s about the polls and here’s the issue Trump has supporters who will vote for him no matter
beach-bummer-jellyfish: ok don’t get me wrong the ‘salt and pepper diner’ bit is hysterical, but john mulaney has so many more hilarious stories that no one seems to talk about: •the party at the house of the teacher that everyone hated •the
greenrangergainer:Holy freaking backfat, batman o.O(And hey, we’re all broke and hungry, and times are tough, so no pressure, but if you feel like helping keep me well fed (and even getting bigger, which I’m frankly a bit obsessed about atm
electricsexdoll: This is me just sitting. No poseing or anything. I used to hate my thighs when I sat like this, but it’s so silly to think about that now. Of course they smoosh when I sit, they are not made of stone, they are soft and pliable and
momwouldbeproud: momwouldbeproud: don’t tell me no. i was so upset with this dude. i just wanted him to play with my balls so i could cum, and finish walking home. but he kept asking about some fucking poppers. so i got annoyed and walked away.
thealphabitchishere: Gentleman Caller - Daddy from the Islands I’ve been in heat for the past week or so, but no one has offered to help quench my pussy’s thirst; That is, until this stud hit me up on Jack’d. He lived about an hour away and we
royal-meenah-peixes: glitterbites: Collecting these because no one understands their genius. They make me want to go to school. Ps please don’t change the source! But can we talk about the kilometer one and how the kid got in trouble because he was
When my aunt agreed to let me practice my photography with her as the model at the beginning of the semester, we both had no idea where the semester’s assignments would lead our relationship. But we’re both happy about it.
To be perfectly blunt, my sister doesn’t have the kind of lush body that most of my friends fantasize about. But she’s an absolutely filthy freak in the sack who will do anything I ask her to with no hesitation whatsoever, so you’ll pardon me if
mdfive: girlsblownaway: When realises those implants she’s had for the last decade are no longer competitive with younger girls who are even bigger. I dunno about that now, but they all look pretty nice, if you ask me.
dayvo: This is something that always pisses me if about Pokemon games. It’s all turn based in the game and show but in the show the trainer can be like “Oh no, a strong attack coming for you dodge it!” And in the game you just take it like a bitch.
alexinspankingland: Life has been both busy and heavy recently. It’s been a tough year. But today I got to soak up the sun and about that, I have no complaints. A photo of me reading a book at a public pool in a swimsuit: flagged.
virgogirl: no offense to positivity but i love holding grudges and i’m not going to forget about someone who hurt me
saffyblythe: royal-meenah-peixes:glitterbites:Collecting these because no one understands their genius. They make me want to go to school. Ps please don’t change the source!But can we talk about the kilometer one and how the kid got in trouble because
steffstanley: metaquin: horn-for-life: euph-emism: French Friend: well, the total cost of me going to Med school is about 406 a year - American Friend: THOUSAND? French Friend: Um, no. 406 Euro. It sounds a little high but it covers the cost of my
android-gaydings: dirrtyflowerchild: all-about-living-up: adeventute time helped me get over my last breakup no fuckin joke i shit u not literally adventure time knows their shit Yeah, but after that Jake went outside to go retrieve his cup. I think
kgsexysketchyspace: I should ban myself, no more drawing at night, because it gives such weird results :’D Believe me or not, but it started from single Haru and it was supposed to be kind of sad or serious drawing and then I thought what about him
chubby-bunnies: jennifer 20 183 pounds i have always felt insecure about my body, especially when i would listen to other people say such mean things. But over the years ive grown to realize my body is beautiful, no matter what shape it is. heres me
omganniephanny: I can’t believe no one has given me shit about my Dennis Rodman jersey yet. I mean, I appreciate it…but it’s Dennis Rodman. Since I was tall and had a big butt I was really good at rebounding, so naturally I fell in love with Dennis
lethal-cuddles: pikaglove: pikaglove: mellarkish: when everyone is shitting on popplio but ur holding out cause u know its gonna have the best evolutions How about no Look at my hating ass! Get the fuck outta here 18 year old me, popplio had
masturhaters:gamergirl1985: royal-meenah-peixes:glitterbites:Collecting these because no one understands their genius. They make me want to go to school. Ps please don’t change the source! But can we talk about the kilometer one and how the kid got
onagiart: Here’s a more recent one I am super excited about i want to do more of these with Ryu and the other Ninja girls but i need someone to port some models for me…and no one wants to do that lol. anyway, enjoy sorry i never got around to the
jujala: Samus Aran: Alien Breeder (Mixtape)(Naughtymachinima)So, here it is guys! I like to think that this is one of my better works, though there are as always a lot of things that bother me about it. But overall I guess I like how it turned out. No
girls-who-love-masturbation: “Masturbation every Girl does it. But no one talks about it”― Ursula Hegi, Hotel of the SaintsGirls like me, who love to play with themselvesAs all Girls should love too!
selfshot-nation: Submit your pics - s3lfsh0tnati0n@gmail.com Snapchat me @ silusp Funny story about this girl… Actually, not really. I have no clue who she is lol. But she’s hot, and I’d fuck the shit outta her!!
metaquin: horn-for-life: euph-emism: French Friend: well, the total cost of me going to Med school is about 406 a year - American Friend: THOUSAND? French Friend: Um, no. 406 Euro. It sounds a little high but it covers the cost of my textbooks, extra
kakyoinisdead: kurokonofisting: THERE IS NOT A SINGLE THING ABOUT THIS VIDEO THAT DOESNT PISS ME OFF you have no one to blame but yourself my duck eating pasta owns get fucked
