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I wasn’t really mad about my little brother’s crush anymore. In fact, it probably took a lot of courage for him to tell me. That’s why I’m throwing him a bone. There’s no way I’d let him do anything to me, but I’v
“Recently I saw a post about humping as a tool for masturbation. I tried it out, but to no avail. Tried again later, only in more of a slidey-motion (lying on my stomach) and, while it didn’t get me off, it got me *damn* close. Guessing this
thehumancopier:shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh cuz no one seems to care about nazz but me, if i had to choose between nazz and marie, itd be very hard for me if you catch my drift What a fantastic way to remind us of this character. I think I’m going to actually
submissive-william: There’s no need to get so pissed with me!Sure, I told Mom about your porn collection, but how was I to know that she’d lock you in chastity cage until you left home?Anyway, perhaps you should treat me with a bit more respect now.
diapersrequired: Big Brother and I talked about the accident I had at work last Friday (which fortunately no one saw). I thought he was going to tell me that I’ve flunked toilet training for good, but he says he doesn’t want me to give up yet. From
bustysister: I wasn’t really mad about my little brother’s crush anymore. In fact, it probably took a lot of courage for him to tell me. That’s why I’m throwing him a bone. There’s no way I’d let him do anything to me, but I’ve given him
mynamesdustin: If you really think about it nothing you physically like is a choice. For example, to me (and probably others) raw onions taste bad, but to others they taste good. Did I choose not to like onions? No, to me they just tasted bad and I have
sex-in-the-family: txt: thanks for helping me get settled in my own house dad, it means a lot! I’m growing up now and I’m no longer your little girl but I miss that! How about you come round tonight and prove to me your still my daddy, I want to
loviely:“I can’t remember what your voices sounded like but oh god, oh god, I remember how I felt." Part 1 / 1 - Small Poems About Boys Who No Longer Think Of Me Takes me back to where I left off
Mmmm this mud pit is so wonderful! How about sinking in with me, and maybe into me she asks. I don’t know how I got my clothes off so fast, but there was no way I was missing out on that!
submissivefeminist: subaudacious: NO, you know what? I am not okay with this image. I debated just leaving it alone and scrolling past, but it bothered me enough that I had to scroll back up to it and do something about it. Don’t get me wrong, I underst
apervertedthought: “Was your momma making too much noise, sweetie? Thanks for checking up on me, but no need to worry, I’m just fine. Very fine, actually… I’m about to go to bed, let me finish this cigarette and put these toys away and maybe
HentaiPorn4u.com Pic- So my girlfriend(about a year and a half now) is in between calling herself asexual and just saying she has no sex drive, she keeps telling me she thinks I’m attractive, and likes to read me but we go months without any intimac
I’m glad you’re *willing* to suck cock for me, but no, that’s not enough to satisfy me. I want you to love it. I want you to think about cock all day and all night. I want you to be posting your own ads on backpage and craigslist, at first asking
gayincestfantasy: “Hey dad, you promised you’d fuck me before bed!” “Oh sorry son… I’ve been very busy with work. How about I blow you instead?” “Ok, but you owe me a fuck in the morning!” “No problem, son!”
elleap: oekaki-chan: An artist : Aw man! I saw my arts were reposted on Instagram. I’ve asked them to take my arts down but they ignored me. Me : Say no more! Click this link, then click ‘fill out this form’. Fill the form and wait for about
subcheryl: Here’s a video of me showcasing my oral skills with one of my masters more well endowed friends. I had really hoped he’d cum in my mouth as he tends to pump out about a gallon each time but no such luck. He choose to fuck me instead.
n7confessions: “I just finished ME3, and I know there are plot holes, and some glitches. But it made me feel everything it wanted me too, I felt the happiness, the hate, the sadness, the love. No matter what people say, I will never hate anything about
maiyataylor: I posted this picture today, no fear of course because who cares it’s my body, but my ex boyfriend told me to delete the picture because he didn’t like it. then proceeded to explain to me why “this is why people talk about you now”….
askflowertheplantponi: Flower:Lets go.. Vine: Yeeah. ((It will be really short story. but at last no confusions)) ((keep asking about recent things it motivates me to do it and cheering me up somehow)) x3 Squeee~! ^w^
askchilimod:So yeah, again I’m with the water at my neck level about to drown me, this is really depressing me to the point of wanting to cry or jump from a bridge. But I can’t just give up no matter how comfortable getting rid of all the problems
I want to write, but I have no idea what I’d write about. I really hate that I can’t just come up with stuff. It’s so whiny to be like “wahhh prompt me!” I also really hate that the only thing really keeping me around is
jakespot: “Come on, can you can suck me again? Just one more time,” John, my sister’s boyfriend asked me. “You sure we should?” “No we shouldn’t but I want you to anyways. How about it little buddy? You liked it huh, you want to put my
arbryna: acedamian: there are different levels of notps, y’see. i don’t really care about this ship but i’m sick of seeing it everywhere this ship makes me slightly uncomfortable for no reason this ship makes me slightly uncomfortable for personal
mypalletshippinglove: Ash: When we finish dinner, please tell my mom what you told me last night. Gary: That you make me damn hard when you wear nothing but your hat? Ash: No! The thing about the wedding! Holy Arceus!
fionagallaghers: 2/100 films: The Help (directed by Tate Taylor)God says we need to love our enemies. It’s hard to do. But it can start by telling the truth. No one had ever asked me what it feel like to be me. Once I told the truth about that, I felt
oekaki-chan: An artist : Aw man! I saw my arts were reposted on Instagram. I’ve asked them to take my arts down but they ignored me. Me : Say no more! Click this link, then click ‘fill out this form’. Fill the form and wait for about 1-2 days,
bear-kub69: I might be a little chunky, so it might be a little hard to pick me up like that. But this handsome fellow had no problem! Being swept off my feet made me feel like I was in a movie… Except the movie would be about furry guys.. Furry GAY
wrongonesin: He waited until I was cumming to tell me he wasn’t pulling out. I couldn’t say no. I could do anything about it but gasp and moan and squeeze him hard inside as he fucked harder and faster. As if part of me actually wanted it.
berpl: Teach Me How To Be Your Slave I miss you so much - I can’t wait to Skype with you. I want to ask you about all these packages you’ve been sending me. No, I haven’t been peeking – at least not yet. But I’m excited that this might
aetulias: make me choose meme: @merylsilverbergh asked ↳ Heather Mason or Moira Burton “I don’t know what kind of hell is waiting for me there, but I’ve got no other choice. I don’t care about God or Paradise… If that’s what she believes,
2pacalypse: I’m a mad chill person like I can just sit back and give little to no fucks but there are some things that will just piss me off real quick and it’ll take me a week minimum to stop thinking about it.
hotfattygirl: pardonmewhileipanic: transmariahcarey: Me i actually screamed i don’t know a lot about cars but OMG NO this is 100% me.
fuckmetx: Dad sat me down for a talk. “Son, I appreciate you being honest with me about these fantasies you’ve been having, but I need you to know that there is no way anything will ever happen between the two of us.” An hour later we were laughing
breedmeroughly: ladynehemah: I was walking home from work one day, I never saw him coming. No one thinks about anything when they see a limo, but right as he pulled up beside me, the door swung open, and arms infinitely stronger than mine pulled me
marvinab: peekaboorosalie: mommies-care: My little girl is about 1-2 inches taller than me. And I’ve been a twig all my life. This is cute. I’m taller than my mommy but she has no problem still making me feel like her little baby Nice
shanedog09: iamapaperuniverse: shanedog09: *daddy- yuck, snot grosses me out, in movies. *princess- I use to want to be a boogerologist. *daddy- gross. iamapaperuniverse I think about it from time to time No, honey. Stop. Gross. Me: but that
I’m honestly super embarrassed to get to this point but I’m not even sure i’m going to make my insurance payment next month :( I will take just about any money offered to me. Make me an offer no matter how little for my porn and we can find
thenudistprincess: I’m honestly super embarrassed to get to this point but I’m not even sure i’m going to make my insurance payment next month :( I will take just about any money offered to me. Make me an offer no matter how little for my porn
damnnofandom: heyitstcj: deadpoolsbitch: Everybody is freaking out about Don’t Hug Me I’m Scared but no one seems to be mentioning Pencil Face WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK DOn’T tOUCH mE
the-absolute-funniest-posts: i-have-found-serenity: IT BUGS ME THAT NO ONE TALKS ABOUT THIS MOVIE THEY TALK ABOUT ALL THE OTHER PIXAR MOVIES BUT NOT THIS ONE THIS ONE IS AMAZING This post has been featured on a 1000Notes.com blog!
y'all say i’m beautiful but how many of you go to the bars and clubs and hit on girls who look like me? lmao this is why i say “thanks, but no one else thinks so,” when guys on the internet wax poetic about how beautiful i am. cuz
c9j22i11s28: Katie: My BBC friend pictured with me here is only about 5’4”, 135 lbs, and smaller than my usual trophy buck. BUT, omg he had a dick about a foot long. He touched my heart….No I literally I felt like he was touching it….with his
star-anise: presidentgay: people always talk about the extreme no homo mentality in guys sports teams but don’t talk about the severe lesphobia in girls sports teams. growing up playing team sports really fucked me up as a kid. straight girls i’ve
ms-woodsworld: I’ve been thinking a lot about silence this morning. Not the silence of others, but my own. I have a reason to be silent, to only talk when people reach out to me. No, not always, but mostly. Who I am, who you are, who this person is,
scandaal: ‘ive told all 4 of my past therapists about your eyes and how no drug could do that much damage to me they all say move on but im stuck sitting here on my bedroom floor and i cant tell if im falling asleep dying or in hell already but these
There’s no reason trying to deceive myself that there’s nothing wrong with me. Sure annoying and unfair but that’s just what life is about.. knowing some are just better of and that there nothing to do about it. Sometimes I wish the
I remember I was in school that day, and I had no way of contacting you. And you found a way to reach me, you spammed me and started talking about suicide. You didn’t care to speak to anyone but me. And I kept on telling you its going to be okay
surprisebitch:listening to Hotline Bling makes me feel nostalgic about things that never happened to me.. no one even used to call me on my cellphone late night when they need my love but i feel like someone did and i can relate
surprisebitch: listening to Hotline Bling makes me feel nostalgic about things that never happened to me.. no one even used to call me on my cellphone late night when they need my love but i feel like someone did and i can relate
jaclcfrost: like i try to be accepting of all pairings but certain ones just. nah. nope. no thanks. no thank u. u can ship that all u want. just keep it away from me. far, far away. don’t want to hear about it. don’t want to see it. keep it away
oh god ive missed everything
naked-yogi: I’m extremely stubborn about receiving help from men, I don’t care. You see me lifting 5/6 gallons of water? Don’t need your help. You see me putting fluids in my car? Don’t need your help. THANKS BUT NO THANKS stop telling me that
