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“But IÂ just took a bath. What about a blowjob? No mess and you won’t get that dirty dick all over my body like you usually do. Oh don’t give me that face, little brother, you know I usually love it. But ask earlier next time, okay?&rdqu
I was lazily going through my little sister’s phone when I came across this. I was about to skip past it fast, but something stopped me. At first I thought there was no harm in looking but soon I was jerking off to a picture of my sister in a bikini
snaketato: snaketato: So, look at this xDBut can anyone tell me how to do something about their eyes? This is creepy as hell….I can click on the models eyes, but have no chance to move anything.. no lid or something… i don’t want them to look
stringgs: Ha you’re kidding me With Mark at 7 million and Jack about to get to 4 million there is no way I matter to them… I mean yeah I draw them but… They have way more to deal with, way more to worry about, than just one annoying person who’s
Honey, you must see the good part of it. I know it has been very humbling to see your boss fucking me like you never could; but you no longer need to be anxious about not being able to satisfy me in bed; your boss is going to fuck me regularly.
daddys-fucktoy69: usemycum: There was no way she could escape what was about to happen as I came closer to cumming. I had promised to pull out but there was no way in hell that I would not be filling her with my seed. As she rode me, I pulled her
alphasrule: manyfacets-onesoul: purpleaugust77: This. Is. What. It. Is. About. I may phrase it as asking; I may sound civilized and polite. But I am not asking, there are no options for you but to submit-to and serve me. Exactly….. This
usemycum: There was no way she could escape what was about to happen as I came closer to cumming. I had promised to pull out but there was no way in hell that I would not be filling her with my seed. As she rode me, I pulled her in close as just as
helpforthehorny: I have always been incredibly insecure about my thickness, sometimes guys can’t see past it. It’s taken a while, but this is me. No editing, no readjustment aside from blurring my messy room. I have some changes I’d like to make,
I am a Madridista, but this is killing me. How big is he? Taking the blame for something he couldn’t do anything about. No Cesc, this is not your fault. No matter what you say or what you feel. Barcelona played well. Arsenal had difficulties, and
hanatsuki89:Kirishima: *enthusiastically chatters about something*Kaminari: “I have no clue what he’s going on about right now, but he sure is cute”Commission for @cloversdreams , who is a super-sweet person and made me draw more BnHA (which is
jessthemonkey:I knew my sister had a large ass. We joked about it but she always told me I had no idea. I truly had no idea… My lil sis has one beautiful, awesome, amazing, sexy and fine ass that is made for fucking!!
musclehank: Nick had scheduled me to meet him at his gym at 4:00. We’d been working out together for about 3 weeks, and I couldn’t wait to see Nick naked in the locker room sometime, but no such luck. He trained lots of other people, but he and
sharingthegirlfriend: slutkatya: this is part of what it’s about, but it’s in no way all it’s about lol Follow me on sharingthegirlfriend.tumblr.com So true
gus-fraba: You wanna talk about ride or die? This girl has been with me for the past 16 years and her love and affection has never worn down. It pains me to see her getting so old and frail, but no matter what she’s the first soul to greet me when
piss-crazed-pietaster: “Wanna record me pissing my pants?” “But I really do need to take a leak” “Oh pleaassseeee I gotta take a piss and what better way than in front of a camera.” “No I’m really about to piss myself” “But I really
Hubby, why are you worried about men looking at me?You know that no man who sees me has any chance of sex with me. Including you. But if you still want me to cover up and go home, just give me ũ,500 and I’ll agree. Caption Credit: Uxorious
Are U in chastity? — horny-switchYes, but as it happens, you asked me that question right at the start of a new period, so right at the moment, I have no impressive current chastity time to brag about. But anyway, I’m quite boring as a person, so
Kili. Pardon me my random sketchyness, but I thought I’d share it since I have nothing else to upload xD No really, extra busy… *draws on the university*… ehm. Well yeah. About 45 minutes. Also, I had no reference so he looks more
You may have spotted the streaming notification post from me just now; I’ve been thinking about streaming again!There’s no set schedule but I tend to draw during the afternoon my time (GMT), but you’ll see the notification post (which wasn’t working
kinkylesbians: casskinks: kinkylesbians: It’s such a beautiful night, but all I want is a dozen forced orgasms in a row. That can be arranged but no passing out ok? How about this: if you can make me pass out, you have permission to do whatever
imaginashon: Milo Murphy’s Law Countdown: Day 16 (not 61 lol mah bad) I wish I could say more about the characters but aaahhhhhh it’s killing me to keep quiet Oh no.Oh no.My shipping senses are tingling.
samaraweaving: In movies, love is always about the big moments. Grand speeches made in front of everyone, “marry me” written on the Jumbotron. But maybe love is actually about the moments when you think no one is watching. To All the Boys: Always
postirony: postirony: i have no idea what overwatch is about but that zarya chick is next level sexy and im very very gay for her can you all believe this shit!??!?!?????? fuckign gorgeous. i’m calling out the creators for doing this to me But
killuo: okboy: killuo: okboy: me: there is no such thing as an ugly art style..let ppl draw how they want yall, testing me: I hope someone knows what I’m talking about, but this reminds me of that one drawing of blond dude with the big hands and
Hubby, why are you worried about men looking at me? You know that no man who sees me has any chance of sex with me. Including you. But if you still want me to cover up and go home, just give me ũ,500 and I’ll agree. | Caption Credit: Uxorious
blackzhanna: blackzhanna: me: *banging pots and pans together* NO!!!!!!! NO!!!!!!!!!! NO!!!!!! I forgot what this post was about but mood
bigboysdrinkmilk: im-fairly-whitty: Tumblr: Spinel is evil- No Spinel is tragic- Pink Diamond is evil- No Pink Diamond didn’t mean to abandon her- There’s no excuse because- But if you think about the timeline she’d just lot her first pearl and- Me:
jessthemonkey: I knew my sister had a large ass. We joked about it but she always told me I had no idea. I truly had no idea…
petmistress: Actually, no, it wasn’t. But my house gets cleaned, my husband doesn’t bother me about sex any more, and I actually rule the roost with no questions ever. So it’s working out. —Miss Heather Yes it is
myellenficent: DIRECTED BY DAVID LYNCH: ERASERHEAD (1977) “Eraserhead is my most spiritual film, but no one has ever gotten that from it. The way it happened was I had these feelings, but I didn’t know what it really was about for me. So I get out
jay-marvel: So I decided I’m no longer gonna give characters exaggerated bodies and I’m going to stay true to their original designs. No no, don’t try to talk me out of it! I know it’s hard to swallow, but how about you give it a chance and check
staff: fake-mermaid: i’m so sorry but if you have “works at tumblr” on your facebook profile no hard feelings man but stay as far away from me as u possibly can rude lol Don’t worry, most Tumblrites are very emphatic about avoiding asshats
xxsarahxstoriesxx:In my time at the gloryhole I had only one rule, no protection no sex. But when I saw your cock slide through I couldn’t bring myself to stop. There was just something so entrancing about your dick that made me hunger for it. I
doom6: homeisforpeoplewithhouses: EXCUSE ME BUT WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THE FACT THAT WE HAVE CONFIRMATION OF NO ARM FOR SASUKE AND GAI IS IN A WHEELCHAIR because narutos dead why the konoha wheelchair got the symbol on it like what the fuck is
queenandsavior: “You know, there’s not a ton about my father that I remember that doesn’t suck. But he used to tell me that there are no coincidences. Everything that happens, happens by design, and there’s nothing we can do about it; forces
taboopony: Mod: Well chronologically the blog is about 3 years old so would Scuttlebug would be 13…better then before but still no! Shesh teenage Colts these days. Scuttlebug: Whats the big deal you draw me naked all the time! Mod: wait? No! your a
I NEED TO WORK ON HEADCANONS!!!!!!!!!! but so far I have: trans woman garcia agender reid trans man morgan (maybe? his past makes me a little ah no about it, but as the anon pointed out, it’d be p great) I’ll get more, don’t worry.
connor-bb: saysomthngnicx: queenc-x: Ocean’s Eight is like “heterosexuality? I don’t know her” OK BUT WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THE FACT THAT SANDRA BULLOCK CAN SPEAK A FEW WORDS GERMAN? No one takes a not at this and it drives me mad BC shsisbsj
missjraffe: commanderabutt: agnusmonster: This song makes me want to step on a thousand shirtless men while wearing high heals Hmm weird how Tumblr loves this but Blurred Lines is a no no….hmmm…odd… song about violently murdering males = great
jaclcfrost: like i try to be accepting of all pairings but certain ones just. nah. nope. no thanks. no thank u. u can ship that all u want. just keep it away from me. far, far away. don’t want to hear about it. don’t want to see it. keep it away
gaypriest: i hate caring about characters that aren’t popular because they don’t get nearly as many cool posts about them or fanart but it’s almost really nice because there’s no annoying fanbase to make me get sick of them
kelskicksass: I updated my favourite before and after. This is about 18 months, I think. No crash diets, no excessive cardio, no tricks or magic pills. Hard work, weights, pizza, ice cream and being nicer to myself got me here. Still a ways to go but
cum-guzzling-nut-qeen: Thats right bitch now im in control. How do you like me now mrs.moffit? Looks like im not a six grade kid you can pick on anymore. You taught us about no hitting or kicking but what about smashing? You know, like what im about
tardisheart: DO YOU EVER WANNA TALK ABOUT A THING SO MUCH YOU’RE GONNA EXPLODE BUT NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR ABOUT THE THING SO YOU CAN’T AND JUST WOW! LET! ME! TALK! ABOUT! THE! THING!
ms-curves: Another set that is really quite pretty, but I have no information on, other than the model’s name: Manuela Arcuri. If anyone can fill me in, it would be appreciated. I am still not crazy about garter belts, but this one could sway me.
omganniephanny: I can’t believe no one has given me shit about my Dennis Rodman jersey yet. I mean, I appreciate it…but it’s Dennis Rodman. Since I was tall and had a big butt I was really good at rebounding. This is hilarious to me. But