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Birthday Greetings For Kairin
rubberskunkadditionally: April Fool’s, everyone! Instead of posting a single image, I’m posting a WHOLE COMIC INSTEAD. What a nasty trick I have played upon thee! Remember to check it out on FA since Tumblr compresses these things to shit.
hiddennudist: terracottainn: This is the perfect way to “wear” a “tie” to give on Father’s Day. have it body painted on. We know that special guy in your life really wants a vacation at a nudist resort instead. So instead of giving a dumb
purpletransgrrrl: siddharthasmama: superqueerartsyblog: Comic about slurs, published in the Galago magazine last summer. And this is really how it is. Instead of placing the onus on us and asking why we don’t say anything, ask yourselves instead
siddharthasmama: superqueerartsyblog: Comic about slurs, published in the Galago magazine last summer. And this is really how it is. Instead of placing the onus on us and asking why we don’t say anything, ask yourselves instead why you don’t
jxnchuriki: A bit disappointed that I am not in the Christmas spirit this year. Instead I feel like an olive. Uncertain why I’d prefer to tell people Merry Olive Oil instead of Christmas but nonetheless my awkwardly naked body and I wishes you all
dawnwillow: littlebrokenbarbiedoll: Sir instead of a silly little pad can I have a litter box instead? ૮(•⚈͒࿄⚈͒•)ა Yeah that’s actually pretty damn hot. I want to be reduced to such an animal that I’m forced to piss in the same
cumloadaftercumload: When she walked in on the babysitter fucking her boyfriend instead of watching her kids she blew her stack. Then she figured, “what the fuck, why not just blow him instead?”. What she did next surprised them all. “Great
hotkesha: Marie Reblog if you want your dick instead of this hairbrush My dick instead for sure
littlebrokenbarbiedoll: Sir instead of a silly little pad can I have a litter box instead? ૮(•⚈͒࿄⚈͒•)ა
Blergh. I’m supposed to work on more or less important and productive stuff, but instead I waste my time trying out new head shapes and drawing cum until 4AM in the morning. My procrastination has reached a whole new level. Instead of drawing stuff,
gettingstuffed:This is an acceptable hole to underwear ratio. It’s best when they obscure nothing, but instead highlight how loose and gaped out she is. Instead of modesty, they provide obscenity.
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cardassiansunrise: unmutekurloz: phanstop: wontforgets: snowwanderer: jeanqueerschtein: kohai-san: fuck-you-im-australian: mr-egbutt: residentevils: when u accidently type me instead of my accidentally typing “yeha” instead of “yeah”
rnn-draws:Happy Monday - here’s a doodle from between revision jobs. I think I was subconsciously going for that one SF2 Turbo illustration, but instead of Ryu, it’s Garnet and instead of kikouken it’s Steven’s psychic maternal energy.
destijls: “When people think you’re dying they really really listen to you instead of just-” “-Instead of just waiting for their turn to speak” Fight Club (1999) dir. David Fincher
vijara:lately i’ve been replacing my “i’m sorry”s with “thank you”s, like instead of “sorry i’m late” i’ll say “thanks for waiting for me”, or instead of “sorry for being such a mess” i’ll say “thank you for loving
westbor0baptistchurch: gracethelostgirl: imaybedeadbutimstillpretty: Every time I hope this line will change and Mia just straights calls her a bitch instead of a jerk. Personally i like it how she calls her a jerk instead of a bitch. It teaches young
pumpkinconfusion: threshcadet: instead of tossing a bouquet at their wedding, rose and kanaya tossed the shoe from the staircase into the crowd, and instead of tossing it over their shoulders at a random person, they threw it directly at dave and karkat
angeldictator: Remember that episode of Spongebob, where Spongebob and Mr. Krabs thought they killed the health inspector, but instead of calling the police, they taught children it’s okay to just bury the body instead.
partybarackisinthehousetonight: it’s weird how british people say “lift” instead of “elevator” and how my dad says “you are a dissappointment” instead of “i love you”
mr-egbutt: residentevils: when u accidently type me instead of my accidentally typing “yeha” instead of “yeah”
I want to cuddle up with you instead of my body pillow at night. I want you to keep me warm instead of 3 blankets.
Before we begin, I think we need some new safe words. Yes, boy.Instead of GREEN, just say, “Thank you, Mistress.”And instead of YELLOW, “Add time to my lock-up.”Hmm, but RED. The new one should be quick to say, easy to remember. How about…
foreveralone-lyguy: People that say heck instead of hell or fudge instead of fuck scare me
inabluedr3am:hot take: people who buy from breeders instead of adopting from animal shelters are the same people who wanna have their own children instead of adopting. Like it’s fine? I guess? Except it’s like the animals in the shelter aren’t good
ipoetried:listen to yourself and watch your language.instead of saying “sorry for ranting”, say “thank you for listening to me”.instead of saying “sorry that i am overemotional”, say “thank you for trying to understand something difficult”.
thehandthatfollows-deactivated2:Edging instruction:No touch today. If you choose no touch instead of only edging outside your home/apartment/residence yesterday you may do yesterday’s edging instruction instead of no touch today. If you did yesterday’s
oberynmartell:everyone is complaining about how “tumblr is dying” but how the fuck is it supposed to survive if ya’ll dont reblog from content creators??? if all you do it like their work instead of reblogging it, instead of spreading it around.
leha: whatwaitlol: phonesignal: dicpic: I just saw a guy using a flip phone. Its 2015 you just saw a drug dealer my sister uses a flip phone instead of a smart phone so she pays more attention to the people around her instead of staring at a screen
vijara: lately i’ve been replacing my “i’m sorry”s with “thank you”s, like instead of “sorry i’m late” i’ll say “thanks for waiting for me”, or instead of “sorry for being such a mess” i’ll say “thank you for loving
ipoetried: listen to yourself and watch your language.instead of saying “sorry for ranting”, say “thank you for listening to me”.instead of saying “sorry that i am overemotional”, say “thank you for trying to understand something difficult”.
etereas: vijara: lately i’ve been replacing my “i’m sorry”s with “thank you”s, like instead of “sorry i’m late” i’ll say “thanks for waiting for me”, or instead of “sorry for being such a mess” i’ll say “thank you
seraphsfire: better idea than going to see spongebob instead of 50 shades of grey: go see jupiter ascending instead, support a movie directed/written by a trans woman, named after the main female character, with badass costume design, spaceships designed
definitelynotsatan: seerofsarcasm: oliviatheelf: The saddest thing is that most people will find this humorous instead of serious. We’re standing right beside one another, and yet we text others instead of actually speaking to each other. Have you
livingthehardknocklife-deactiva: Instead of treated, we get tricked Instead of kisses, we get kicked It’s the hard knock life!
remmidemmi: All I have eaten today is half a jar of peanut butter.… sometimes I gross myself out.and instead of doing my laundry I draw fictional characters instead hahahahhahahaaah
canadad: play marco polo except use “wake me up” instead of marco and “WAKE ME UP INSIDE” instead of polo
You will lock your husband in chastity and give me the key.Instead of sucking his cock you will suck my pussy.Instead of him fucking you, I’ll fuck you.I will make you cum several times every day.He will never have another orgasm.
charliechastity:Before we begin, I think we need some new safe words. Yes, boy.Instead of GREEN, just say, “Thank you, Mistress.”And instead of YELLOW, “Add time to my lock-up.”Hmm, but RED. The new one should be quick to say, easy to remember.
sherbeeee: wait so is this swimming anime like k-on but with guys instead of girls and swimming instead of music like is that what’s happening
moriarty: capnpea: Breaking Bad except instead of a chemistry teacher Walter White is an art teacher and instead of cooking meth he starts taking hentai commissions on DeviantArt
seraphsfire:better idea than going to see spongebob instead of 50 shades of grey: go see jupiter ascending instead, support a movie directed/written by a trans woman, named after the main female character, with badass costume design, spaceships designed
partybarackisinthehousetonight: it’s weird how british people say “lift” instead of “elevator” and how my dad says “you are a disappointment” instead of “i love you”
neverreallycheated: When you answered the video call instead of your boyfriend, it didn’t seem to bother her at all. Instead she teased you and made sure you knew what kind of a call it was meant to be. Before you shut the video she asked you to tell
eevownuh: 🎀..count your smiles instead of your tears & count your courage instead of your fears 👑
c-stockwell: wtfsadiel0l: Instead of hating me because I’m in an amazing relationship with my best friend, while you’re in a shitty, immature, & unfaithful one. Instead of hating me because I’m genuinely happy with my life, while you’re
awolfbeneath: naked-yogi: Totally handed a state trooper my debit card instead of my license tonight “Here, instead of giving me a ticket, go buy yourself something nice” *sunglasses and a wink* It was actually at a road block–I’ve never
profeminist: “Language evolves. Evolve yours.” - Glad Day Bookshop Banners by GLAAD Instead of “guys” or “girls,” say “y’all.” Instead of “ladies and gentlemen,” say “y’all.” 👍🏼
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