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tehjakers: exceptionals: suecidal: exceptionals: when u accidentally type can i suck ur dick instead of hey How the fuck can you even type that?? by accidentally typing can i suck ur dick instead of hey @juststonecoldgay @chris-says-no About
heyitsapril: I should be sleeping instead of reading instead of instagramming k bye
leha: whatwaitlol: phonesignal: dicpic: I just saw a guy using a flip phone. Its 2015 you just saw a drug dealer my sister uses a flip phone instead of a smart phone so she pays more attention to the people around her instead of staring at a screen
samanthamashillustration: What if angels had infinity signs instead of halos, and flames instead of grace? “Solitude and Sight." Samantha Mash 2013 Website Art Tumblr Sketches on Instagram
vijara: lately i’ve been replacing my “i’m sorry”s with “thank you”s, like instead of “sorry i’m late” i’ll say “thanks for waiting for me”, or instead of “sorry for being such a mess” i’ll say “thank you for loving
etereas: vijara: lately i’ve been replacing my “i’m sorry”s with “thank you”s, like instead of “sorry i’m late” i’ll say “thanks for waiting for me”, or instead of “sorry for being such a mess” i’ll say “thank you
c-hange: reality is girls have stretch marks and instead of shaming and photo shopping people should accept and embrace it. Maybe they should be called tiger stripes instead of stretch marks.
moriarty: capnpea: Breaking Bad except instead of a chemistry teacher Walter White is an art teacher and instead of cooking meth he starts taking hentai commissions on DeviantArt
kxttensplaypen:i don’t think i got around to uploading these after my tail arrived, but here they are! an 18" cream fox tail, black glass plug, and a mint pin on bow, all thanks to the lovely ladies at kittensplaypenshop! it’s so soft and fluffy
definitelynotsatan: seerofsarcasm: oliviatheelf: The saddest thing is that most people will find this humorous instead of serious. We’re standing right beside one another, and yet we text others instead of actually speaking to each other. Have you
canadad: play marco polo except use “wake me up” instead of marco and “WAKE ME UP INSIDE” instead of polo
tenderlock: how about instead of ever reblogging a single picture of carrie in that fucking gold bikini you reblog this instead?
leanandhairy replied to your post: This Thanksgiving, instead of Turkey… I’m in. Ha. cultandtrash replied to your post: This Thanksgiving, instead of Turkey… I’ll stuff you! I like the way these two fuckers think. ;)
partybarackisinthehousetonight: foo-foo-cuddly-poops: partybarackisinthehousetonight: why wasn’t i born with wheels instead of feet jumping off a building can fix that all i said is that i wanted wheels instead of feet i didn’t say i wanted to
partybarackisinthehousetonight: it’s weird how british people say “lift” instead of “elevator” and how my dad says “you are a dissappointment” instead of “i love you”
cumber-kitty: is-doitsu-an-instrument: is-doitsu-an-instrument: In France, they say “mdr” instead of “lol” and that roughly translates to “death by laughter” so basically instead of laughing really loudly like we do, the French laugh so
yi89teenwolf: twfakes: Cody ChristianFound this one in my drafts, which has been sitting there for quite some time. It was meant to be the ‘original,’ but I decided to go with this one instead. So instead of deleting it, I thought maybe some of
ghettoave: homosaxual: funimationentertainment: what if doorbells went dong ding instead of ding dong don’t say something like that Then we’d be wondering what if door bells went ding dong instead of dong ding
imperialdalek: great-escaape: nerdycouture: keelychu: we are 16 years old please stop saying “fudge” instead of “fuck” what if we said “fuck” instead of “fudge” like “oh man i could go for some hot fuck on my sundae” sounds
kingsleyyy: I always say “morning” instead of “good morning”. If it were a good morning I’d still be in bed instead of talking to people.
cardassiansunrise: unmutekurloz: phanstop: wontforgets: snowwanderer: jeanqueerschtein: kohai-san: fuck-you-im-australian: mr-egbutt: residentevils: when u accidently type me instead of my accidentally typing “yeha” instead of “yeah”
kittyhague: ohcellardoor: great-escaape: nerdycouture: keelychu: we are 16 years old please stop saying “fudge” instead of “fuck” what if we said “fuck” instead of “fudge” like “oh man i could go for some hot fuck on my sundae”
badpeopleanonymous: barefootwits: futileobsession: 221b-bitches: tsarcasm: lalondes: at my wedding instead of saying “you may kiss the bride” i want the priest to say “you are now canon” and instead of throwing rice i want people to throw
kingburtis: gayghost: vorebj0rn: When someone writes “GLBT” instead of “LGBT” When someone says “LGB” to something that can easily apply to the T as well When someone says “BLT” instead of “LGBT”
umbraalraune: 64: Master Hand is just a child playing with his dolls it’s all an imaginative afternoon Melee: The same thing except they’re action figures instead of dolls Brawl: Master Hand is now God instead of a child but the fighters are still
official-mugi:Amazing that people take this as “just print more money” instead of like idk “help poor people instead of corporations” or “buy one less stealth bomber and use the money on the poor”
bluehairedspidey:randomitemdrop: writing-prompt-s: Instead of the Monkey’s Paw, you find the Clown’s Nose, which instead of granting your wish in the worst way possible will grant it in the funniest way. Item: the Cursed Clown Nose. Obviously
canadad:play marco polo except use “wake me up” instead of marco and “WAKE ME UP INSIDE” instead of polo
moritosaurus: juicy–matsu: Reasons to use Leith instead of Klance 1. it’s LEITHal 2. please Reasons to use Klance instead of Leith 1. It was love at firs KLANCE
cinnamonrolltracer: its. 1 am. i should sleep but. i keep thinkng about that post that’s like ‘this is my overwatch oc he’s genji’s twin except he has a gun instead of a sword his name is gunji’ and like. what if instead of a sword he had
pileofknives: pileofknives: What if Alien but set in the past, and instead of a Weyland-Yutani ship it’s a Dutch East India Trading Company ship, and instead of a Xenomorph it’s just a tiger that got on board? Tigers also reproduce by laying eggs
7eggs: thatonefailingeighthgrader: sodiumphosphate: thatonefailingeighthgrader: sodiumphosphate: thatonefailingeighthgrader: 7eggs: what if instead of boobs growing the way they do, the nipple grew instead and people just had nipples of differing
ratfuck:ratfuck:instead of reading Tolkien have you nerds ever considered TOKING??instead of jk rowling how about you ROWL a fucking joint for once in your clammy lives
woolay: babyitaliano: @swordoftheberserkgutsrage Imagine winning the skee ball jackpot and instead of printing out a huge receipt of tickets it just prints this out instead
seraphsfire: better idea than going to see spongebob instead of 50 shades of grey: go see jupiter ascending instead, support a movie directed/written by a trans woman, named after the main female character, with badass costume design, spaceships designed
capnpea: Breaking Bad except instead of a chemistry teacher Walter White is an art teacher and instead of cooking meth he starts taking hentai commissions on DeviantArt
the-onion-slut: my head is like that scene in homestuck where terezi screams at john to fix things but instead of writing down instructions she draws some question marks and instead of following them john eats the scarf
yrsyrs: mr-egbutt: residentevils: when u accidently type me instead of my accidentally typing “yeha” instead of “yeah” do u think they’re pen pals
bifacts: pale-skin-no-kin: bifacts: Life tip: If you hear someone say bisexuals are greedy, instead of arguing take the high road and prove them right by robbing them. Wat Life tip: If you hear someone say bisexuals are greedy, instead of arguing
sirmitchell: expose-the-light: What if we had a planet instead of a Moon? Our moon is a pretty big object. It’s big enough to be a respectable planet in its own right, if it were orbiting the sun instead of the Earth. (Actually, it is orbiting the
liberalsarecool:White conservatives want a partisan infomercial instead of history. That’s why they watch FOX instead of journalistic news.
