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Instead of carpet bombing you with a bunch of uglies I’m strategic with who I shoot!!! It may be months but you know #barriogirls models are 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 this is what happens when you cross Jamaican with Italian: Deliciousness. Imma blow
Instead of making fun of Kanye people should actually help, this is the same man who lost his mom suddenly, the same man who was in a car accident, the man whose wife was robbed at gun point way on the other side of the world. Instead of laughing at Kanye
Instead of pulling out and finishing himself with his hand, he laid his fat, wet cock between my ass cheeks and continued to thrust. With just a few pumps, he erupted and shot his hot, creamy load onto the small of my back, marking me as his.
of-gods-and-monsters: #he looks so proud to have outsmarted hermione #That one time Wizards used psychology instead of magic #And it was 200% effective
INSTEAD OF REBLOGGING PHOTOS OF GIRLS IN SHORT SHORTS AND MINNIE TOPS WITH AMAZING HAIR, WHY DON’T YOU STOP FOR A MINUTE AND REBLOG THIS PHOTO
INSTEAD OF REBLOGGING PHOTOS OF GIRLS IN SHORT SHORTS AND MINNIE TOPS WITH AMAZING HAIR, WHY DON’T YOU STOP FOR A MINUTE AND REBLOG THIS PHOTO this, <3 omg i love this, i had to reblog it, so adorbale :) So beautiful <3
Of course I’m going to let you into the house! It’s cold outside. I’m going to let you in tomorrow morning after you’ve spent a night outside thinking about making me come when you are ordered to, instead of failing me. Caption
Instead of the regular TributeTuesday I give you…An Elsewhere Bonus Page, chuck-full of guest appearances!Delidah gets a visit from the fairy of “happy endings”……In the middle of a crowded bar. Oops?> Click here to
Of the Attack-on-Titan-with-surgebinders-instead-of-titans-lesgo brand. Because let me tell you my thing for oaths.I think like two people might appreciate this, but the important thing is that I am one of them, and oh my gosh this is the greatest thing
instead of making 3d edits can you make the kind of edits where the boys walk out of my computer screen and onto my body
Instead of being better, my sinus infection is way worse now. Way way worse. It’s been going on with varying levels of severity since the start of September. Back to the doctors ASAP I guess :( I really hope I don’t feel terrible on Halloween
Instead of the province of Ontario banning cellphones in the classroom outright…why don’t they take these ideas into consideration instead? I dont think theyve thought this through. i mean don’t mistake it or get me wrong. I’m all for being
of-mice-and-semen: I’m glad for boobs cos you know when you’re eating chips and you sometimes drop one and it lands on your cleavage instead of the floor thanks boobs I owe you one
rennomiya: what if in the 3Zverse, Takasugi is actually a visual kei fan and wants to be one that’s why he has an eyepatch over one eye then instead of playing shamisen, he plays electric guitar then all those things he says about destroying everything
charlesoberonn: nonmono-perspective: And above we see one of the few non-slut-shaming bisexual jokes ever made in television history. I knew this gif would come as soon as I heard that line.
tyrannosaurus-regina: story featuring a city where it’s cloudy and rains almost all the time but instead of being stereotypically gloomy and grim, it’s lively and colorful and people party hard indoors and decorate the streets with colorful strings
dulect: when people say years young instead of years old
instead of studying for silly geography, i’m reading on sociology. haha call me a nerd or whatever, but it is interesting to read about the studies on how a group of people react and their mentality. I like how this book can explain and put to words
-takes a deep breath- Alright, I am tentatively back to fighting shape, but before I try and prove it, I thought I might make a comment or two. I generally try to avoid going into detailed venting of my psych issues. Even though they’re a huge piece
Uh. Okay, I haven’t seen anything, but I have an inkling that spoilers are out. On a scale of 1-10, 1 being “do whatever” and 10 being “run to the hills,” how good should I be about avoiding the main tags?
Instead of focusing on that other part of the interview about Otabek, I think ^this^ is actually the far more important quote from Kubo in Spoon.2di 21 :)
xianfrost: roboticmythos: xianfrost: Imagine Megatron bringing Kevlar to a meeting and Rodimus asks the sparkling’s opinion on a thing instead of Megatron He has very strong opinions “You’re not building a racing track in the common room!”
humorfever: disco-garudyne: unit03: I cant stop laughing the best part is that this is honestly isn’t surprising in the least because 80% of the fans are ridiculous white people “If you don’t want to sing Let It Go with me, I’m afraid
see I wanna write my story tonight but I also realllllllly don’t want to. I wish it was written already so I could just read it like I picture it in my head instead of having to put it on paper as creatively as possible because I have the creativity
Last one, I swear. I wore this shirt when I went grocery shopping at the commissary and my cashier was an older man, and instead of saying goodbye, he said,“Winter is coming”. It was quite awesome lol.
thegreathomestuckreread: bellethedaughterofthereaper: paprikachu: agentclausen: plot twist: senpai gets noticed This whole show is senpai trying to get noticed. The entire show is a plot twist. Instead of the unpopular girl trying to get noticed
phantomflower:Did Hollywood forget that there is something called voice acting. That there’s a wide pool of people who even specialize in just voice acting. Like how many times are we going to let a famous celebrity just use their normal voice for a
plum-soup:redpandarascal:neuroticpantomime:Diet culture is hilarious and rad actuallyrethink your weekend. Harder liquor on an emptier stomach is just what you need. Trust me, I’m a doctor.This is literally one of those 70s celebrity diets where it’s
toskarin:there’s something hilarious about dnd entering an enormous renaissance as a direct result of streaming and homebrew culture – cutting so far into the mainstream that “playing dungeons and dragons” basically ceased to be
just-shower-thoughts: If 18+ porn, movies, websites had an age appropriate math/reading problem to solve instead of a captcha our national IQ would increase and prevent inappropriate viewing and maybe crime
crimescenes: but what if they traveled back to the 50s and anna chancellor and ben whishaw and romola garai were companions and they all worked on a tv programme together and instead of doctor who it was the hour series 3
instead of milk with my cereal i use wine and then also instead of my cereal i use wine
goldenpoc: boobsbradshaw: I’ma send her an offering. Thank you! I always thought that glo up on your ex so they see what they’re missing or person that did you dirty, instead of just doing it just for you is wild corny. Like you might as well day
Instead of obsessing over self-hate, the self-loathing, and self-confidence issues. Instead of obsessing about the negative personality traits and the parts of our bodies that are ‘too big’ or 'too little’ or 'not enough’….
omg I reblogged all my 365s to this blog instead of my other one. what a fail -_- but anyway happy day (1)!
nvbianprincess:Has anyone ever tasted chicken with donut glaze on it instead of normal seasoning/sauce? I just read about it and I’m curious. Chicken and waffles? Chicken and donut glaze? Wtf is donut glaze? lol
I kinda wish I was smarter because medical stuff interests me so much and I would love to be a nurse (I used to dream of being an ultrasound technician for some reason) but I am horrible at science so there goes that
I managed to pluck a hair from my brow with my fingers instead of tweezers.
My manager told me I need to get laid because I thought my drawing of candles looked like nipples. Jesus fucking christ.
instead of finishing my reading for class, I started writing down a list of all the good things that have happened to me as of late..like the last two weeks. it’s kind of like that thing people were talking about on tumblr before the new year,
I wish I was by myself so i could feel sad and literally be alone instead of be sad and feel a lone while stoll around bepoele. Poopoopo popopkpopop.
im tired of doing favors and getting things for people who don’t even give me a thank you or appreciate me for doing them in 2015 i’m gonna be a whole lot more self reserved than i am now
yakfrost: Okay, so I’ve been seeing this going around tumblr, and a lot of people are saying “wow! I got this letter a few weeks ago from Vector and I’m in Pennsylvania!” or “I live in Maryland and I got this letter too”While it is important
humblehipster: 2 Kinds of People
Dear god Wenger might ACTUALLY USE THE JANUARY TRANSFER WINDOW FOR GOOD He might actually do something GOOD FOR THE CLUB instead of waxing poetic nonsense in the press I am gobsmacked
Channel your energy into nature instead of channeling it onto people. (Photo creds to friend Mike)
daydreamhaze: 💁🏽 Taking nudes instead of cleaning my room
Commission. Text was provided by the client. Also the next commission I post will be super furry and have pregnancy. I’ll probably link it instead of straight up posting it. So heads up. Commissions are still open!
instead of updating your terms of use how about you update your piece of shit video player tumblr goodbye
jen-iii: Ahem…ok I can explain. xekstrin created a hella rad Cinderruby AU where, Instead of becoming Huntresses, They work for Junior and then are later hired by Cinder. this au hasn’t even been made yet and im already doing fanart coUGH
delvg: *does Observational drawing instead of classwork. Featuring @jen-iii as my star model here
mintchocolatewitch: ceraynay: tracyalexander: trans-junk-rat: blizzard: we’re making this touching story of a mother and daughter who have been torn apart by a war coming back together to fight for justice fans: Which Established Character is the
Weblena Week Day 12: Diary!Or in which Webby accidentally gives Lena her Diary to read instead of her research journal and Lena reads Webby’s ideas for what their last names will be when they get married(Also just gonna type out the comics words because
pure:I definitely think there is a need for more anime fans who are normal human beings instead of mouthbreathing nerds with erectile dysfunction or soundcloud rappers who need to be in jail for domestic violence. To that end, I support Kim Kardashian
chiicharron: fun fact is that when it comes to vday i actually use the colors black and white instead of red, been a while since i did that tho so heres some monochrome probs getting prepared for a fancy vday dinner hohohappy vdayyyy
Was it just me that kinda thought it odd that Varrick gave a ring to Zhu Li instead of a betrothal necklace?
Instead of hating me because I’m in an amazing relationship with my best friend, while you’re in a shitty, immature, & unfaithful one. Instead of hating me because I’m genuinely happy with my life, while you’re miserable &
