instead of
NSFW Tumblr
find instead of on porn pin board
instead of clips
Instead of a “before and after” he sent a “during and after”. I love it! Thank you!!! Always love panties to the side sex… and then off to sleep with some wet from cum!
Instead of doing her homework like she told her mom she would,...
Instead of juice… by Hyde on http://www.SexyAmazons.com #peril #killedgirls #eroticdeath
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Instead of salami, it has Enzo Gor-lah-mi.Inglourious Basterds (2009)
Instead of just taking notes during my plant identification lessons I just draw the plant.
Instead of setting an alarm every morning he woke her up by eating her out
Instead of trying to shrink yourself to fit in, just let yourself BE. Exist as you are. Take up space, do you, and stop apologizing for it.
Instead of kissing somebody on New Year's I'm going to punch somebody in the face.
Instead of jacking off, I’d be fucking her!
I need this.
instead of my caramel white choco mocha! hahaha
Instead of that, you can ride this
Instead of studying for finals, I’ve been fucking myself and ignoring the fact that I have anything to do… whoops!
Instead of flirting, unbuttoning your shirt might also work.
Instead of nipple twists little one …..
Instead of using tumblr asks/submits (which cause issue when someone does not have asks enabled and you have to wait 2 weeks to send them fan mail after following their blog. LONG WAIT haha. Or waiting for them to send an ask back after responding and
Instead of thinking “YUCK”, or “How can she do that” understand that your needs and desires will grow with time. His will as well. Learn to accept, not judge others, who are at different stages in their lives.
Instead of answering asks or doing anything productive with my time, I’m going camping for a few days.As far as you all know, that’s a consequence, not an inspiring force.I’m told the weather forecast has docked the temperature a few points, so
Instead of working on commissions or sleeping, I had an idea for an OC so I wanted to draw her. I have no idea what I’m doing. For now she’s just Monster Girl, I don’t really have a name for her yet. So about her? Um…she has monster arms,
Instead of giving a long drawn out response which will inevitably incite people to jump down my throat, I will just say this. I will draw what I please the way I please. If you find it “offensive” or “FUCKING ANNOYING” you are more than welcome
Instead of that dick pic, send me and amazon e-card. ❤
Instead of messaging me questions…ASK ME questions.
Instead of packing I’m getting myself off as much as possible because three weeks without sex or masturbating…
Instead of states/regions, we destroy sites.Twitch is the first one.
Instead of being alive, I need to start living
instead of "Ask me", I want you to tell me your story
Instead of all this hate thats been on my dash tonight, I’d love to see some positivity
instead of using the term otaku, use these:
Instead of the Heart
Instead of going out to dinner…
instead of a mallet i hold a tool, all objections overruled.
instead of reblogging his crazy ass tweets we need to get Jaden Smith some help this boy is crying out for help and we’re laughing at him. we need to help him
instead of making your own persona 4 gifs to outdo me, why don’t you just reblog mine you prick.
babysitting is easy as shit, just let the kid play league.
Instead of going to class today I decided to work on my summer car. It’s a really nice day to work on it too.
Instead of headdesking through math, I decided to do a Wonderword about Kanye West. And I smiled.
Instead of having 1 doujin, I have 2 now. *squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee~*
Instead of buying that Flamel Card with my newly farmed zeny, I bought a Dancing Marionette Card (which makes me one damn happy chaser).
instead of speaking
INSTEAD OF SLAYER
instead of getting their period girls should just get to sleep for 5 days straight every month everyone wins
unicornfan: punchsportsandpunchlines: memejacker2kxx: holy shit this video is amazing “I could make a public fool of myself too” but instead I will stand angrily on a street corner with anti immigrant signs lmao this dude rules
of-gods-and-monsters: #he looks so proud to have outsmarted hermione #That one time Wizards used psychology instead of magic #And it was 200% effective
Instead of trying to call out someone’s makeup or anything they do to camouflage a flaw please reflect on what you do to boost your self image/self esteem and try not to be a piece of shit. 😁 #lessmakeup #worryaboutyourself #Macaddict
Instead of singing in the shower, I would write out the lyrics of my favourite songs, the ink would turn the water blue or red or green, and the music would run down my legs. - Jonathan Safran Foer Photo @28cameras Model @elleaudra by elleaudra
of-mice-and-semen: I’m glad for boobs cos you know when you’re eating chips and you sometimes drop one and it lands on your cleavage instead of the floor thanks boobs I owe you one
Instead of leaking celebrity photos we could leak pdf versions of college textbooks? Idk just an idea
instead of lack of sun this summer
