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jonahreenders: “Whoever wants music instead of noise, joy instead of pleasure, soul instead of gold, creative work instead of business, passion instead of foolery, finds no home in this trivial world of ours.” -Hermann Hesse The Wandering Project-Photogr
blush-and-books: funkylittlegoblin: having a “smart"phone for me is just *opens the clock app instead of the calculator app* *opens the calculator instead of the clock* *opens calendar instead of either of these*
kohai-san: fuck-you-im-australian: mr-egbutt: residentevils: when u accidently type me instead of my accidentally typing “yeha” instead of “yeah” accidentally typing olay instead of okay accidentally typing “oy” instead of yo
prettycryptic: sociallyxawkwardxpenguin: prettycryptic: i can be romantic ok “Bee vomit” instead of honey“Glucose” instead of sugar“Infant” instead of babe“Dulcet dessert” instead of sweetie pie tag urself I’m bee vomit
the-release: jonahreenders:“Whoever wants music instead of noise, joy instead of pleasure, soul instead of gold, creative work instead of business, passion instead of foolery, finds no home in this trivial world of ours.” -Hermann Hesse The Wandering
“Instead of pointing out everyone else’s flaws, look at yourself and fix yourself first and that’ll solve the problem.” MUOIO A TERRA!
Instead of saying "cool story bro" try these out:
instead of ‘gay friends’ can we say homiesexuals
Instead of organizing my digital media i’m chatting with commie-bimbo and taking random pics. Lazy night’s FTW.
instead of getting periods can girls just get a text once a month from nature saying “you’re not pregnant have a nice day” PLEASE
instead of getting their period girls should just get to sleep for 5 days straight every month everyone wins
instead-of-sighs:lookingforshadows:alice-rabbit:eyebrowgod:eyebrowgod:a 90’s kid? don’t you mean sad adult?70,000 people have reblogged this but no one is trying to defend themselvesThere is nothing to defend#i read a post once that described 90s
instead of "Ask me", I want you to tell me your story
instead of pillow fights
Instead of a boyfriend I’m just gonna get a prostate massager
Instead of drooping a -little- when it needs to be watered my purple waffle plant likes to mess with my emotions and make me think I actually killed it
Instead of reblogging all the hot/sexy girls in their bikini with their very skinny bodies, take the time to reblog this, this is a beautiful as most would say over weight girl who is not afraid to wear a bikini and looks great in it, most people wont
Instead of Autism Speaks, consider:
Instead of sleeping I write fanfiction in my head
Instead of going what I need to do I’m booking it down 75 with the Smashing Pumpkins, coffee and cigarettes
instead of having an app for that im just “i have a Nep for that”
sometimes i stop checking the tag on ao3 for new otp fics for a month or longer, that way when i do check back again there are like 10+ new fics and i can have a party
Instead of spending time trying to impress people online, do things you like for yourself. The more you focus on impressing yourself, the more your confidence grows. People are drawn to others who love themselves but if you only focus on doing things
instead of "Ask me", I want you to tell me your story.
Instead of ์k for fucking potato salad how about ์k for my COLLEGE EDUCATION crowd source something actually important maybe because someday I will be educating your children
instead of saying i should break the rules that have kept me alive and safe when meeting people from the internet, and wasting time doing that and annoying me in the process, maybe you should just go the easier route and try to get to know me so that
instead of actually going places, i think we’re all just starting to take pictures through google maps
Instead of worrying about it, I have decided to trust fearlessly in the process as it all unfolds. Worrying has no place here anymore. I will live, I will love, I will grow. And the path in which that happens shall reveal itself unto me in due time. I
Instead of being sixteen, I’m burning up a bible Feeling super! super! super! suicidal
Instead of “Ask me”, I want to get to know you :)
Instead of locking the cage back on immediately after I use him, I let him sleep cage-free for a night.He thanks me for being such a sweet key holder. But I think it actually makes it worse for him to remember the freedom when I lock it on him in the
lesbian-pothead:Concept: smoking weed but instead of the weed it’s ice cubes and instead of the bong it’s a cup and instead of smoke it’s an ice cold glass of water go hydrate you dumbass, right now. Get off this hell website and go drink a glass
surfandwrite: Instead of crying -smooth out your skirt andclick your heels;eat chocolate for breakfast andrun until your legs give.Instead of crying -smack your lips andsmear your lipstickon the faces of strangersyou just met.Instead of crying -fuck
Instead of writing this research paper, I’d rather be with you.. sigh*
instead of desexualizing womens halloween costumes we should sexualize mens costumes and make it equal. i want boys in underwear and cat ears
instead of hearing birds chirping I’m hearing SEAGULLS what is going on here asdjsd (anyway I better go to sleep, see you later guys! <3)
instead of waking up on Prospit Katy Perry would be waking up in Vegas
instead of typing Jake I almost typed Juan wtf fingers
instead of sleeping forever is narrating a show about dinosaurs to me apparently allosaurus…es are “fucking pussies”
instead of shipping blake with a guy, consider this: ｡*:★ girls ★:*｡
instead of getting periods can girls just get a text once a month from nature saying “you’re not pregnant have a nice day”
Instead of doing my makeup to music , I listen to podcasts & just smh @ myself
Instead of doing homework, I colored this picture …not my best decision, I must say
