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marsincharge: Hmmm let’s learn to tell people that we’re upset with why we’re upset with them instead of being passive aggressive and expecting them to guess. Let’s learn to healthily communicate our anger/disappointment instead of dragging things
so i made deviled eggs again. except this time instead of using mustard powder or even regular mustard, i used honey dijon mustard. and cayenne pepper instead of paprika. i’m gettin crazy, y'all.
leha: whatwaitlol: phonesignal: dicpic: I just saw a guy using a flip phone. Its 2015 you just saw a drug dealer my sister uses a flip phone instead of a smart phone so she pays more attention to the people around her instead of staring at a screen
capnpea: Breaking Bad except instead of a chemistry teacher Walter White is an art teacher and instead of cooking meth he starts taking hentai commissions on DeviantArt
cardassiansunrise: unmutekurloz: phanstop: wontforgets: snowwanderer: jeanqueerschtein: kohai-san: fuck-you-im-australian: mr-egbutt: residentevils: when u accidently type me instead of my accidentally typing “yeha” instead of “yeah”
vcnta: instead of just being out here. instead of just making it.
rhondaboneys: It’s a chance. Instead of being out here. Instead of just making it.
ultrafacts:In 2008, faced with the possibility of financial failure, Iceland had to think on its feet. Instead of bailing out banks USA-style, the country forgave mortgage debt for the population – and completely started over from square one.Instead
haave-you-met-ted: seventhbrother: At my work, when a guest says “thank you” it’s the new company policy to say “my pleasure” instead of any other reply. I’ve been having a hard time remembering to say it instead of you’re welcome, and
westbor0baptistchurch: gracethelostgirl: imaybedeadbutimstillpretty: Every time I hope this line will change and Mia just straights calls her a bitch instead of a jerk. Personally i like it how she calls her a jerk instead of a bitch. It teaches young
violent-rape-fantasies: Take notes, slut. This is how you suck my cock. If you could do it as well as she could, you might be over here pleasing me instead of tied up in the corner watching her get all my attention instead of you.
When someone tells you that you hide and hurt yourself instead of Manning up and shit… But yet they hide and pretty much hurt themselves instead of Manning up and facing the problems. How about you take your own advice before telling me what to
canadad: play marco polo except use “wake me up” instead of marco and “WAKE ME UP INSIDE” instead of polo
pantiesforever: I just discovered a really awesome website! It’s called Cherry Zips and it’s super amazing. Why? ‘Cause instead of buying a full blown membership to the site, you can just purchase the content. You buy what you WANT, instead of
tenderlock: how about instead of ever reblogging a single picture of carrie in that fucking gold bikini you reblog this instead?
great-escaape: nerdycouture: keelychu: we are 16 years old please stop saying “fudge” instead of “fuck” what if we said “fuck” instead of “fudge” like “oh man i could go for some hot fuck on my sundae” sounds about right
etereas: vijara: lately i’ve been replacing my “i’m sorry”s with “thank you”s, like instead of “sorry i’m late” i’ll say “thanks for waiting for me”, or instead of “sorry for being such a mess” i’ll say “thank you
angeldictator: Remember that episode of Spongebob, where Spongebob and Mr. Krabs thought they killed the health inspector, but instead of calling the police, they taught children it’s okay to just bury the body instead.
mr-egbutt: residentevils: when u accidently type me instead of my accidentally typing “yeha” instead of “yeah”
lvlust: gunsounds: You can just tell how much someone gives a shit about you when they’re so quick to drop you/cut you off instead of trying to work a situation out like a normal human being instead of giving up. Lol
vijara:lately i’ve been replacing my “i’m sorry”s with “thank you”s, like instead of “sorry i’m late” i’ll say “thanks for waiting for me”, or instead of “sorry for being such a mess” i’ll say “thank you for loving
pinkmanjesse: instead of making people feel bad for having fun with a current trend on tumblr why not do one of the following things instead liketake a napgo for a walkdo something productivedelete your blog
mexisco:When Mitski said: “I spent all my teen-age years being obsessed with beauty, and I’m very resentful about it and I’m very angry, I had so much intelligence and energy and drive, and instead of using that to study more, or instead of pursuing
courageous-and-strong: How many quarrels, poor attitudes, terrible decisions, or dragged-on fights could have been avoided if I would have reacted in love instead of malice? Life is too short to spend it rushing to anger instead of love. (via Joshua
hippiechick935: In a world full of Kardashian’s Be A Letty Ortiz Instead I’d much rather have a Letty instead of the dumb ass kardashians
partybarackisinthehousetonight: it’s weird how british people say “lift” instead of “elevator” and how my dad says “you are a dissappointment” instead of “i love you”
pr1nceshawn: A girl named Brandy keeps giving out this guy’s phone number when people ask for hers. Luckily the guy has a good sense of humor so instead of getting mad about it he just trolls them instead.
sweetlydispositioned: etereas: vijara: lately i’ve been replacing my “i’m sorry”s with “thank you”s, like instead of “sorry i’m late” i’ll say “thanks for waiting for me”, or instead of “sorry for being such a mess” i’ll
mionakt:For 2022: read more books instead of buying more, cook more simple yet delicious foods instead of ordering, light candles, pick up yoga again, write when I’m feeling emotional, walk in the rain more and spend more quality time with others
Budweiser instead of rum, cat instead of a parrot, and no eye patch… But I’m basically still a pirate…. right???
wahzoo: Budweiser instead of rum, cat instead of a parrot, and no eye patch… But I’m basically still a pirate…. right???
exceptionals: suecidal: exceptionals: when u accidentally type can i suck ur dick instead of hey How the fuck can you even type that?? by accidentally typing can i suck ur dick instead of hey @sft425 me
kingsleyyy: I always say “morning” instead of “good morning”. If it were a good morning I’d still be in bed instead of talking to people.
vijara: lately i’ve been replacing my “i’m sorry”s with “thank you”s, like instead of “sorry i’m late” i’ll say “thanks for waiting for me”, or instead of “sorry for being such a mess” i’ll say “thank you for loving
So you know like when you admire an artist a lot and you say “I want to draw just like you!” instead of saying that people should think about how they want to be BETTER than the person they admire instead of wanting to be like them.I remember
furrykingdom: (today im doing lol hentai instead of dragons) Post for Dragon Tuesday!!! ;D Sry i didnt have any dragon pics on standby and dont really want to go find any right now so instead for today ill be posting league of legends hentai cause why
just-shower-thoughts: Why is “Sean” pronounced “Shawn” instead of “Seen” but “Dean” is pronounced “Deen” instead of “Dawn’
it’s weird how british people say “lift” instead of “elevator” and how my dad says “you are a dissappointment” instead of “i love you”
biggayrob: offthedarkend: Why faggots are more useful than women: Women get upset when you tell them you want to try their little brother out tonight instead of them Well, to be honest I’d be upset if you wanted to use my little brother instead of
