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lixpex: When he woke up from the procedure, instead of a chubby middle-aged man, he was a wiry teenager. And instead of being timid and shy as he’d been his whole (previous) life, he was bursting with rage and kinetic energy. He was shown to the gym
tomgungy: swimgymjock: From jock to himbo in three easy steps Sports have been a bigger deal than ever since becoming a player had stopped being something people aspired to be and was instead a capital punishment. Instead of fans of a team there were
I should be sleeping instead of reading instead of instagramming k bye
pedpedoncloud9: southerncrotch: What I should be doing instead of tumblring yea him Oh, I should definitely be doing him instead of Tumbling ;)
veganhealing: I’ve graduated to a clear liquid diet! :D I get lemon ice and this stuff called “SmartGels”. I told the nurse that I was vegan and instead of bringing me jello, I got this! It is made with carrageenan instead of gelatin! How
dubhlina: “Count your smiles instead of your tears; Count your courage instead of your fears.” ~ Unknown ~ Jestem totalnie zakochana w tym zdjęciu. Jest tak cudownie do wyrzygania gotyckie i tak w gruncie rzeczy subtelne jednocześnie, po prostu
I want to cuddle up with you instead of my body pillow at night.I want you to keep me warm instead of 3 blankets.
hotgirlsandmonstercocks: onewomaninthisphoto: Instead of increasing the appeal of her otherwise insubstantial tits, this girl realizes that she should instead elevate her friend’s bust to godly levels HGMC
definitelynotsatan: seerofsarcasm: oliviatheelf: The saddest thing is that most people will find this humorous instead of serious. We’re standing right beside one another, and yet we text others instead of actually speaking to each other. Have you
lokgifsandmusings: Because trying to get you to break down laughing is a worthy cause… has anyone else noticed this bit of foreshadowing? Instead of putting her fists together while meditating like in earlier seasons, Korra is instead making the ASL
super-omorashi-rainbows: So this is me wetting myself while locked into a pair of jeans. ^_^ Sorry for bad lighting and weird angle. I started losing control, and so naturally instead of going to look for the key, I videoed myself instead. :P I’m peeing
omogoshhhh: super-omorashi-rainbows: So this is me wetting myself while locked into a pair of jeans. ^_^ Sorry for bad lighting and weird angle.I started losing control, and so naturally instead of going to look for the key, I videoed myself instead.
super-omorashi-rainbows: So this is me wetting myself while locked into a pair of jeans. ^_^ Sorry for bad lighting and weird angle.I started losing control, and so naturally instead of going to look for the key, I videoed myself instead. :PI’m peeing
fluffy-omorashi:After sleeping for 13 hours instead of getting up to pee right away I decided instead to on my Xbox… 10 mins in I realized I should of gone potty first though… sorrrry ~ /(/•/n/•/“)/
I know not everybody likes Sparky, but I do. In the first episode he’s in, Fairly OddPet, he dresses up as a super hero. Though, instead of wearing regular superhero tights, he opts for a pair of tighty whities instead. Not that I’m complaining. Hehehe
moriarty: capnpea: Breaking Bad except instead of a chemistry teacher Walter White is an art teacher and instead of cooking meth he starts taking hentai commissions on DeviantArt
ipoetried: listen to yourself and watch your language.instead of saying “sorry for ranting”, say “thank you for listening to me”.instead of saying “sorry that i am overemotional”, say “thank you for trying to understand something difficult”.
minbari09:Alex Hyde found his great-uncle, Dr. Jecklly’s formula and mixed up a batch hoping to unleash his inner beast to get back at one of his bullies. Instead it transformed him into an irresistible power bottom. Instead of beating his bully to
worship-my-body: I ripped out my nipple piercing this morning and it pfff 😭😭😭I got “lucky” the jewelry went through my nipple (3mm balls instead of 4 or 5 mm) instead of tearing my nipple in half. IT HURTS Update: itchy nipple.
leha: whatwaitlol: phonesignal: dicpic: I just saw a guy using a flip phone. Its 2015 you just saw a drug dealer my sister uses a flip phone instead of a smart phone so she pays more attention to the people around her instead of staring at a screen
capnpea: Breaking Bad except instead of a chemistry teacher Walter White is an art teacher and instead of cooking meth he starts taking hentai commissions on DeviantArt
funkyness:having a “smart"phone for me is just*opens the clock app instead of the calculator app**opens the calculator instead of the clock*
great-escaape: nerdycouture: keelychu: we are 16 years old please stop saying “fudge” instead of “fuck” what if we said “fuck” instead of “fudge” like “oh man i could go for some hot fuck on my sundae” sounds about right
tenderlock: how about instead of ever reblogging a single picture of carrie in that fucking gold bikini you reblog this instead?
Set Your Heart Ablaze!
acepalindrome: And this bullshit idea that you have to love ~the classics~ in the arts because it makes you sophisticated and more intelligent if you listen to Bach instead of pop music and read Victorian literature instead of the latest bestseller.
ultrafacts:In 2008, faced with the possibility of financial failure, Iceland had to think on its feet. Instead of bailing out banks USA-style, the country forgave mortgage debt for the population – and completely started over from square one.Instead
inappropriate-affect: inthearmsofathief: i made this instead of writing im reblogging this instead of writing
eggcup: person who says father instead of dad: probably just wealthy and weird person who says mother instead of mom: is going to kill you
fishcustardandclintbarton: tenderlock: how about instead of ever reblogging a single picture of carrie in that fucking gold bikini you reblog this instead? Carrie fucking up the patriarchy.
kingburtis: gayghost: vorebj0rn: When someone writes “GLBT” instead of “LGBT” When someone says “LGB” to something that can easily apply to the T as well When someone says “BLT” instead of “LGBT”
daily-volcanology:daily-volcanology:It’s time we decolonize the Cascadian volcanoesIf we can say Denali instead of Mt. McKinley then we can say Lawetlat'la instead of Mt. St Helens. The mountain is named Tahoma, not Rainier. Naming a mountain after
woolay:babyitaliano: @swordoftheberserkgutsrage Imagine winning the skee ball jackpot and instead of printing out a huge receipt of tickets it just prints this out instead
bluehairedspidey:randomitemdrop: writing-prompt-s: Instead of the Monkey’s Paw, you find the Clown’s Nose, which instead of granting your wish in the worst way possible will grant it in the funniest way. Item: the Cursed Clown Nose. Obviously
exceptionals: suecidal: exceptionals: when u accidentally type can i suck ur dick instead of hey How the fuck can you even type that?? by accidentally typing can i suck ur dick instead of hey
cardassiansunrise: unmutekurloz: phanstop: wontforgets: snowwanderer: jeanqueerschtein: kohai-san: fuck-you-im-australian: mr-egbutt: residentevils: when u accidently type me instead of my accidentally typing “yeha” instead of “yeah”
mr-egbutt: residentevils: when u accidently type me instead of my accidentally typing “yeha” instead of “yeah”
deepersai: instead of kermit saying “that’s none of my business” i propose we use this instead
saying vant instead of want and vee instead of we to sound like sasha p
brookelynnebriar: This is what I did last night instead of homework. Stayed up all night editing instead of finishing the 3000 word term for an art class I just cannot force myself to care about. Don’t get me wrong, I appreciate good, fine,
inappropriate-affect: inthearmsofathief: i made this instead of writing im reblogging this instead of writing sleeping lol
sinclair2013: Hartmut — “Brave Mind” in German He’s a species of earth-bound dragons that hibernate instead of migrating to warmer lands. Within the right biome; however, they do not need to sleep for the winter months and can instead remain
