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I’ll do a proper post with animated gifs and a video of his reaction and all that…but you guys…he was speechless. If you were one of the folks that jumped on the sale…words can’t express my gratitude. But I’ll do a proper thank you post within
rustybean: The show was hilarious and spectacular! You guys all worked so hard on this show and boy it did pay off! Good on all of you, I LOVED it! Not sure if these were handed to you but please let me know, I’m so grateful for everything you’ve
pleasuretorture: I remember when we were out in public and you whispered to me in that sultry little voice of yours ‘if I wanted you to give me 25 orgasms right now, what would you do?’, I didn’t answer, I just looked at you, and I know that even
My tumblr is normally composed of things I’d like to believe make me happy. Graffiti, art, music, etc. But the truth is, there is only one, single thing in this world that makes me feel as if I can do anything and everything I have ever dreamed of…&
bedtimestoriesforbrokengirls: If you didn’t want your ass beaten, then why were you born a whore? Seems like it would have been easier to just be a normal girl, but you couldn’t even get that much right, you mindless little fuck-up. Pathetic.
hollyjolly90sweeb: Look, Ridley Scott, all I’m saying is if fucking Yugioh has a more accurate idea of what ancient Egyptians looked like, you might wanna take a step back and reevaluate yourself and your choices.
bustybrunette36d: pleasuretorture: I remember when we were out in public and you whispered to me in that sultry little voice of yours ‘if I wanted you to give me 25 orgasms right now, what would you do?’, I didn’t answer, I just looked at you,
cockdrunk: Just for a moment you wonder if HE got you pregnant…you thought you were a girl for a moment instead of a slutty sissyboi.
insomniac-devil: “I wish you were here. If we were together, it would be okay. But we are together, and it’s not. I’m alone…” I picked up a tutorial for coloring and this came up. Please refrain from reposting anywhere without my explicit
stepclam:There’s a lot of games from our childhood people still talk about However, what’s a game you were OBSESSED with as a kid but see no one talk about nowadays? Mine were super princess peach, mario hoops 3on3 and bomberman land touch
mark-gaytits: imagine if one day jesus and his disciples were eating bread and wine and shit and jesus didn’t even use a fork and peter was just like “dude were you born in a barn” and jesus just
earlgreytea68: mark-gaytits: imagine if one day jesus and his disciples were eating bread and wine and shit and jesus didn’t even use a fork and peter was just like “dude were you born in a barn” and jesus just ONE OF MY ALL-TIME FAVORITE TUMBLR
linadono: zapidos: stayed-up-late-again: One time in class we were talking about abortion and most of the girls talking were pro-choice and it was a generally calm discussion then one of the pro-life boys used the phrase “if a girl is stupid enough
monobeartheater: catwhishaw: 221-otters-in-the-tardis: Fans asking the real questions Sorry but I saw this and thought if these were female actresses and male fans were asking “How deep can you take it” or “what’s your bra size” there would
what if one day you were scrolling through your dashboard when you saw a picture that someone took of you doing something weird that you didnt know anybody saw you doing with like 20k notes
ryoji-baby: stupidsexyryoji: GRACE WHY WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM?! I THOUGHT YOU WERE ON MY SIDE. I don’t have a problem. I think you have a problem. #BECAUSE IF I HAVE TO SUFFER THEN YOU DO TOO OKAY I’M NOT DOING THIS TO YOU THIS IS JUST CRUEL
jordan-reet: Jordan leaned against the counter so they could speak as she scooped the ice cream. ” They are doing good, asked if we were still together, they were rather worried because they hadn’t seen you in awhile. Taking a seat next to her after
tangodeltawilli: Well young man, now that you have checked out my nipples and my jewelry, which interested you more?If I heard you correctly over your stammering, my jewelry you say.So you insult my nipples. 30 lashes.What’s that? You were embarrassed
ameliatwistnshout: My first Jerk Off Instruction video, I Want to Make You Cum, is available now on ManyVids! I love watching you stroke it for me and I tell you just how I would make you cum if I were right there with you. This is also the very first
bullshitexposed: Yummy muff. come and swing me on that big fat cock of yours uncle like you do to mom when dads not in i have seen and heard you in the bedroom when you thought you were alone,what if mom catches you with your fucking cock in me she
plain-dude:Isayama Q&A in Bessatsu Mangazine (March Issue)Q: What were everyone thinking when they saw Armin dressed up as Historia?A: They were pretty desperate back then, but had lots to say afterwards. Perhaps they felt excited, as if they had
did-you-kno:Leonard Nimoy, who was not a scientist by any means but played one on TV, once ran into some real scientists from CalTech who talked to him as if he were a fellow researcher. He didn’t know what they were talking about, so whenever
lastofthetimeladies: leonardodicapriurl: the-lonely-scottish-guy: lastofthetimeladies: imagine if people were magnetically attracted to each other by varying degrees depending on how compatible they were so you’d just be walking down the street
thecelestialprince: thecelestialprince: do you ever wish you could unread a book or unwatch a movie/tv show just so you could go back and experience it all again as if it were brand new put in the tags what you wish you could experience for the first
mischief-deviant:whatamomwants:nobunaganobunaga:You love it when I come to Home Depot with you, don’t you, Dad?😍😈🍯well, your mom is still at the house and you are insatiable… we both know if we were still at home you would have went
fluffyismyname: If we were in a relationship, I won’t say “i love you” till I actually do love you. That’s because I want “i love you” to have a real meaning. Not have it thrown around. When I do really love you, I’ll look you in the eyes
muffmcmuffin: amhypnotic: zanythoughts: Effective. ^ What she said. I honestly don’t have to add anything more… I mean, just imagine if this were to happen as you were being tranced by an eye contact induction… @thementalconfetti @maxiedoll
popunkau:they were taking down the 1D nabisco display at work and I asked real casual if they were just recycling it and he said yeah so, well, you see,
sixpenceee: During WWII, soldiers were known to take precious family photos and put them under clear grips on their 1911 pistols. They were called Sweetheart Grips.
gabriellejae: i wonder what it’s like to like date someone and know their family and go over their house whenever you want and sleep over whenever you want and what it’s like to have their family absolutely love you as if you were their own and just
methlabrador: what if one day you were scrolling through your dashboard when you saw a picture that someone took of you doing something weird that you didnt know anybody saw you doing with like 20k notes
we-were-born-to-burn: “She doesn’t say I love you like a normal person. Instead, she’ll laugh, shake her head, give you a little smile, and say You’re an idiot. If she tells you you’re an idiot, you’re a lucky man.”
paper-mario-wiki: what if tattoos were passed down like genes were imagine family lines with tattoos all over their body, and you could recognize family lines by, like, a shitty triforce tattoo on their wrist
swarnpert: some liberal: this wouldnt have happened if hillary were presi- me: PEOPLE WERE STILL GOING TO DIE JUST IN LOCATIONS YOU DONT CARE ABOUT
sarahxgreenmore: Why did you get a job as a barista? Were you forced to drink coffee as a kid? Did some recruit you to work at the coffee shop? Do you make coffee outside of work? Does making coffee at work effect the way you make coffee at home? If
….you have not gotten any bigger then what you were you do not have a “pregnant” belly you’re the same size you’ve always been….. sorry if this seems rude but it’s so annoying when people claim to be showing
mnloverboy: thrilledbytease: “Okay, question 5. IF I were to allow you to put your cock between my thighs RIGHT now and let you pump as much as you wanted while I held you this way, WOULD YOU?” I would
rapemewideopen: Careful what you wish for bitch cause one day you might just get that alpha bull you’ve always fantasize about and that day they won’t be any getting away from it. You were born for this slut so scream if it helps you but that cock
daniel-enrique: jtrabajo: omfgitstey: tumblrrmokong: Hey this is really true and see it will work for you tooIf U were born on the 1st, 10th, 19th, 28th of any month U r number 1….If U were born on the 2nd, 11th, 20th, 29th of any month then U r
afrokhaleesi: I wish you were here. If we were together, it would be okay!…But we are together. And it’s not.I’m alone.i saw stevonnie’s design before i started watching steven universe, and their episode was the second one i ever watched (first
necrophilofthefuture: ozzyosborntodie: dovahqueene: higgsbr0son: Actual 4th Grade science test in South Carolina if you decide you want to secede again you go for it okay? this makes me so angry WERE YOU THERE O_o You’ve got to be shitting
trix-y0gurt: Added some grey quartz druzy teardrop plugs to my collection. They are absolutely beautiful and so sparkly! This picture doesn’t do them any justice. These were made by AEOrganics on etsy if any of you were wondering (:
libertarirynn: Stop virgin shaming.Please and thank you. You are not less of a person if you’re a virgin and there isn’t some deadline cut off date were you have to lose your virginity or you’re some kind of freak. Maybe you want to lose it someday.
xu-an: “Why do you live in your body like you will be given another? As if it were temporary. You starve it, you let anyone touch it, you berate it. Tell it that it should be completely different. You tug at your soft flesh, wish it thinner, wish it
flashdoggy: Sir, if i were a genie, and both of these were within my power to grant You, i would.#blissfuldominance
racingsunbeams: When he came into the audience the first time I was so close to him that we were literally cheek-to-cheek. I got some of his hair in my mouth and I didn’t even care - I was holding his waist as if it were a life raft and you could feel
hottestgirlaroundyou: No little brother, not now. I just had shower and now you came to my room. Where were you when I texted you to come to my room ? If you are so desperate then you have to use condom,okay? I can’t let you jizz all over me.
miszbehave: johnniewaswolf: I always resist the urge to tell Mexicans to be quiet because they weren’t the first ones on this land, either, so if you really wanna talk about borders, let’s discuss how the current ones are a European invention and
jaclcfrost: jaclcfrost: how to use a ouija board don’t for real tho how would you like it if you were a spirit. minding your own business. doing spirity things. and a bunch of teenagers bug you to ask you shit like “does justin have a crush on
Beck - The New Pollution.The 90s were so good to us, but we didn’t realize it until after they were gone and the world forgot itselfAlso this is one of the best, most iconic songs of the 20th century, if any of you are not familiar with it and wish
withoutsir: You’re love had tied me up in knots as surely as if it were made of chain. Your words were rope. Binding. True. I tested their constraint.
