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weapon-girls: mrmt: nude Japanese girl doing karate I wouldn’t try anything if I were you.
rosy-ya: beautiella: beautiella // ask me to check out your blog, i need blogs to follow rosy blog ❀ i would totally check it out if i were you
autumnalmutterings: Well, as I’m going to use this on you, and frequently, I’d make sure it was clean if I were you…
thegagger14: “I’d stop trying to escape if I were you. We haven’t even finished with you, Jenna”
vegasjazz: HOW THE RULES ARE, WHOEVER CUMS FIRST GETS ON HIS KNEE’S AND GETS FUCKED BY THE REST SO IF I WERE YOU GUYS I’D STROKE THE FUCK OUTTA WHOEVER’S COCK IS IN MY HAND!!!
godessalexia: Well sweety if I were you, I’d start with that cock since it’s still nice and hard now. And when it’s gone all soft and squishy again you still have all that delicious yummy cum to lap up!That’s it, good gurl! We’re gonna be doing
This is what I imagine it’d look like if it were me and you.
itstoughtobeagod: neither would i if i were you
shaunferreri: naughty-sg-girls: chakapi: Really wanna fuck my sis. More to come. Number please! Fuck yessssss. If I were you I’d be going mad everyday thinking of ways to fuck her
strikemidnight: If there were such a thing, there would be squiggly sass lines coming from the Doctor
willzone: Handy. ↑ ¡ ™ If i were you, i would like or reblog this post, because it just changed your life.
ghdos: xn—b6h: if i were a man and i was about to partake in sexual intercourse with a woman and she did this to me… i’d probably grip her wrists in one hand and bludgeon her with my boner god. I want a chick to Ric Flair chop my dick!! Woooooooooooo
thesweettouchofdominance: I would hurry up and cum if I were you, this is just going to get tighter til you do… *belt
I’m still alive everyone. But a commission of a blood elf from World of Warcraft! I wouldn’t touch her if I were you. She’s a man eater. Hahaaaaaa anyways hope you enjoy! <3
hottotrottots: Would you lick me from head to toe? I know if I were you I would lick me from head to toe hahaha
geknebelt: Spring has sprung! It’s nice to finally get out for a scenic stroll! (commission)I would save this one if I were you, it probably won’t be up long :\Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/geknebeltdeviantART: https://www.deviantart.com/geknebeltTwit
Meetup DrawsMost, but not all of these, are requests I recieved at a Season 7 Start Meetup of Horseshow in Vienna. They’re not chronologically. If they were you could see my downwoard spiral into insanity as the requests got more fucked as the meetup
i would listen to her if i were you
thegagger14: “I’d stop trying to escape if I were you. We haven’t even finished with you, Jenna”
thekilinah: thekilinah: Monday evening Some outstanding lewds I commissioned from https://captainkirb.tumblr.com/ They do some awesome work so I’d check em out if I were you! Night!
spacette: YES I CAN terezi id wanna be awake for this if i were you
I would suck it if I were you…it’s the only lube you’ll get before this goes up your asshole.
shloominaty: educating-antis: I shouldn’t even need to say this but apparently I do. see this post is great in concept until you see op An objectively true statement but also it’s not ok to ship incest/pedophilia/lack of consent shit!!
isleofapplepies: One of my least favourite dialogue tropes is when a man tells a woman “you can’t do that” or “I wouldn’t do that if I were you” and she says “why? because I’m a woman and therefore too weak to handle this/can’t take
grover3: do-not-open-til-christmas:I wouldn’t worry about all those typos if I were you. I’m surprised you can type at all with your clumsy paws.Didn’t know piggies had paws,hooves maybe?
orangehatposts: bryarly: And you ask why I love Donna. I love how the Doctor is just like “I’d listen to her if I were you…”
cressian: akumanorobin: Scout you’re a virgin,even you dad knows that He ran fast and died a virgin
“Steven should’ve gone with Lapis!”“Why didn’t Steven go with Lapis?”“If I were Steven, I’d have gone with Lapis!” I feel like you guys need to rewatch those Stranger Danger PSAs
mayberachel: bad-ass-strigoi-hunter: jingle-fox: animalbks: awesomegirlystuff: What the fuck? Whitewashing? It’s a danish fairy tale! You can’t just throw in diversity for the sake of it. It has to make sense, thats like if people were like
im seeing alotta “jokes” and memes about what happened to that doctor who was involved in that United Airlines mess. im not going to mention names cuz thats not my style but i have a message to those ppl. how would you feel if that were you?!?
whitegirlsaintshit: coldeyesthatburn: uncle-tomfoolery: I’d like to see her dragged for her use of the phrases “artistic rape” and “terrorism” like y’all would drag her if she were black soo why cant you do it instead of making passive
coolfatcat: willzone: Handy. ↑ ¡ ™ If i were you, i would like or reblog this post, because it just changed your life. are you kidding changed my lifefiguring out alt codes was like a right of passage at my middle or highschool
A Little girl, 3 yrs. old picked up by a man driving a gray car, license plate: Quebec 72B 381. Canada. Reblog this. It could save her. The Kidnapping is recent so do it, 3 seconds will not kill you. If it were your child .
browngirlblues: Okay the Babadook is actually pretty freaky paralytic-states it’s not freaky for the reason you think it is. I’d still watch if I were you haha
paralytic-states: browngirlblues: browngirlblues: Okay the Babadook is actually pretty freaky paralytic-states it’s not freaky for the reason you think it is. I’d still watch if I were you haha browngirlblues oh god please tell me what I’m
dominouk: caxtamere: You know what I’d do if I were you? I’d give it right back to him. I’d hit him over the head with a skillet and I’d tell him to go straight to hell. I fucking love this film
isleofapplepies: One of my least favourite dialogue tropes is when a man tells a woman, “You can’t do that” or “I wouldn’t do that if I were you” and she says, “Why? Because I’m a woman and therefore too weak to handle this/can’t take
Drop a "If I were dating you..." In my ask.
phantomshaman: Who am I to disagree? Mmm I wouldn’t if I were you. I might have to punish you ;)
wayballs: I wouldn’t tell over 822,000 fangirls that you might try to touch their faces if I were you Gerard
do-not-open-til-christmas: I wouldn’t worry about all those typos if I were you. I’m surprised you can type at all with your clumsy paws.
oedipus-wrecks: onthesideoftheotters: missjesiika: whycantyoubecoollikeme: what’s funny about this if it were the other way round and a guy dancing with 3 naked/showering girls there would be a massive uproar about it You know what funny is almost
fortheloveoftummy: bettyjetson: I heard you’ve been a naughty boy… C4S | CB | Twitter Yes I’d listen to her if I were you.
fourgloriousholes: nocanhaznwa: fourgloriousholes: That’s a shame. Please tell me there are more guys after that one to fill her again. There would be more if it were you fourgloriousholes That’s just because you like me, nocanhaznwa.
rubyandhergingercat: isleofapplepies: One of my least favourite dialogue tropes is when a man tells a woman “you can’t do that” or “I wouldn’t do that if I were you” and she says “why? because I’m a woman and therefore too weak to handle
scntrx: I’d be embarrassed if I were you, take a step back and look at what you do.
his-lady-in-the-streets: If this were you and me, what would you be whispering against my ear, hmm?
Photo: Unknown Source I want to be looked at as if I were the solution, not the question. I want to be missed when I’m not around, but held when I am. I want to be your security blanket, not a safety net. I want to be a piece of you. I want to be
nyliag:Just in case you’ve forgotten, this is my butt and I would love me too if I were you.
I am attracted to the ideaof your lipsexploring my bodyas if it were a mapand you kept getting loston purpose.
lockjohnson: beefybriefs: keepinghorizon: Shower time part 348 (I’m pretty sure this my most over used picture caption) I can’t think of a clever way to say you’re really fucking sexy. Pretty much the perfect tum! If I were that big id be one
chub-connoisseur: bigblockgamc: bigblockgamc: It’s been awhile Shameless reblog Fucking cute! If I were a girl Id throw my panties at you!
forcedchastityslave: makinghimwait: robinwilde: captionsofchastity: I’m beginning to dislike this game… (via TumbleOn ) Ooh! That must be a hard decision! What do you think, guys? I think I’d take the two weeks if I were you. Please draw
fraerie: shadowhunters meme: [2/6] downworlders - MeliornHave you ever seen a Seelie knight fight? I wouldn’t be so cocky about your prowess if I were you.
I’m pondering something If I were to open commissions how many of you would be interested? I’ll make a post explaining commission info in it and everything but I just wanna make sure Feel free to like this post or whatevs that works too
YOU GUYS i had my first(?) korrasami dream last night an d it wAS so CUte♥ and no, sadly i don’t remember it all but just know those parts were great and fluffy you know how i get with fluffy things so I can guarantee some doodles of them today
thegagger14:“I’d stop trying to escape if I were you. We haven’t even finished with you, Jenna”
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