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“I know you feel like you’re not really part of the family because you were adopted and I wasn’t. But if I let you play with my big boobies, will you finally feel like you’re really my big brother?”
“If we were at a restaurant together, I wouldn’t deny that you were my date.”
I remember when we were out in public and you whispered to me in that sultry little voice of yours ‘if I wanted you to give me 25 orgasms right now, what would you do?’, I didn’t answer, I just looked at you, and I know that even now, you havenâ
davina-vaga: Babysitting (2)For the beginning of this you have to read part 1. As I mentioned, I was burning to tell the secret about the movies to my girlfriends. I asked the family if they were okay with me bringing a friend and they were okay, but
attagoodboy: My girlfriends told me about how pathetic you are baby. That you have no pride and that you will let a girl do anything to you. I didn’t believe them so I came here to see for myself if they were right. God baby, you seemed so cute and
It’s so endearing to hear you say you’re sorry for coming too quickly; but, what were you trying to say when you said, “I wonder if you miss your ex-boyfriend?”
jaynelovesdick: of course it is beautiful of course you want it but what if it were attached to a man that understood who you are what you need and would work with you, support and encourage your answers to your three questions wanting to help you feel
inherplace: “Let’s be perfectly clear on this. If I’m not using your holes, then they are closed. Shut. Out of service. Verboten. Off limits. Were you really stupid enough to think it was hyperbole when I said they were mine? Of course it wasn’t.
supremethickness: itskoltin: jtrabajo: omfgitstey: tumblrrmokong: Hey this is really true and see it will work for you tooIf U were born on the 1st, 10th, 19th, 28th of any month U r number 1….If U were born on the 2nd, 11th, 20th, 29th of any
cucuyandbruja:You would’ve never been cheated on if only you’d been half the woman you thought you were. You’re the reason he’s with me when he should be at home.
chrissigal: “Ok bro, you saw them. Now will you please drive me to the mall? …….. You were serious about that part? Ok, but you promise not to get cum in my hair if I let you fuck them, right? ……. Jeez, ok I will swallow then.”
bustysister: “I know you feel like you’re not really part of the family because you were adopted and I wasn’t. But if I let you play with my big boobies, will you finally feel like you’re really my big brother?”
“Ruthersford Treasured in my heart you’ll stay until we meet again someday” Message to my brother. Miss you everyday. I always think about how my life would be like if you we’re still here. My one and only amazing big brother. I wish you were
eversncenewyork: things you said at 1 am things you said through your teeth things you said too quietly things you said over the phone things you didn’t say at all things you said under the stars and in the grass things you said while we were driving
tits-tats-and-bdsm: I just love this one, it is so incredibly submissive. If I were like this before you, I would feel like I was offering you everything I am, and you would accept it gladly. You would not be offended or shocked. You would immediately
methlabrador: what if one day you were scrolling through your dashboard when you saw a picture that someone took of you doing something weird that you didnt know anybody saw you doing with like 20k notes
mark-gaytits: imagine if one day jesus and his disciples were eating bread and wine and shit and jesus didn’t even use a fork and peter was just like “dude were you born in a barn” and jesus just
cantabilechaos:slogvalley: kineticpenguin:I was a bit skeptical about that whole “twitter is just tumblr now” schtick beyond being a joke butjesus fucking christ the clout from this six-year-old take This is kind of like when you’d get made
105ttt: Sir that’s my emotional support unrealistic romantic daydream
Well young man, now that you have checked out my nipples and my jewelry, which interested you more?If I heard you correctly over your stammering, my jewelry you say.So you insult my nipples. 30 lashes.What’s that? You were embarrassed to be caught staring
thor0401: queen2knight: Were you kissed *BY* the lips of an angel last night? Did you feel a warmth surround you filled with love so tender it left you with a comforting fuzzy glow? If you felt that…know that it was me visiting your dreams…checking
bakrua: bakrua: if you are 13 and there is a 17/18 year old showing interest in you: please run away and never look back. i understand that you feel special; that older person will tell you how mature you are and make you feel special. but please. run
afrokhaleesi: I wish you were here. If we were together, it would be okay!…But we are together. And it’s not.I’m alone.i saw stevonnie’s design before i started watching steven universe, and their episode was the second one i ever watched (first
scottbaiowulf: witchmatron: ok what if there were nightclubs that instead of being dark and full of techno music were warmly lit and played classical music and everyone came dressed really nice and ballroom danced You mean a ballroom Sounds like a
darkfiretaimatsu: Me and positions of power… We’re not very compatible, you see~ There’s this thing called responsibility? I don’t have it~ I just wanted to see what kind of interesting folks were down there, and if they were like Chrysalis?
haisyhucow: hucowtraining: haisyhucow: What would you do with me, if I were your Hucow? How would you improve me? How would you use me? Would you breed me? What would I do with you? Start you on a regime of dry milking , massaging, herbs and drugs
daddyslittlefuckpet: I just woke up from my nap Daddy, feeling very sleepy and horny. I wish you were here to take advantage of me. I think my boobs would look so much better if they were covered with your cum.
chronometray: Guys, please be sure to visit your doctors ASAP if you participated during the BDSM 101 panel. A few people have been reporting itchiness and sore bumps on their genitalia and it’s better to be safe than sorry.
jaclcfrost: i don’t care if a character is immortal i want to know their age. their exact age. i want to know how many centuries they’ve been around. if they died before they became immortal i want to know how old they were then. don’t give me
I’m watching some SU reruns with my little sister and she said “Before we ever watched Steven Universe, whenever my friends were sad I never would’ve said ‘If every porkchop were perfect, we wouldn’t have hotdogs’ but
medicine-bot: I wish You were here. If we were together, it would be okay. But we are together, and its not Absolutely loved this episode, It resonated with me
sergle: “I wish you were here. If we were together, it would be okay!”
mantaradius: firetrucking-himym: Imagine if people’s hair color matched their eye color /every person who has brown hair and brown eyes sighs deeply
torisoulphoenix: were-all-queer-here: You don’t have to love abortion. You can dislike it. Maybe it even makes you sad. The way you view abortion is up to you. If you don’t like abortion, you can advocate for proper sex education, access to birth
I don’t know if I heard you correctly when you said you loved me. We’re you just saying that because you were tired and don’t know what you’re talking about, or did you actually mean that? I felt bad for not replying to you after
1:What would you name your future daughter? I’m not even sure 2:Do you miss anyone? I think so 3:What if I told you that you were pretty? I wouldn’t believe you 4:Ever been told “it’s not you, it’s me”? Yeah 5:What are you
buttonpoetry: “You were the first person I mistook for a feeling—if not love, what was I supposed to name this?” — Blythe Baird, from If My Body Could Speak
do-not-open-til-christmas: Nothing personal, Kid. If it were up to us, we’d have let you cum days ago. but if we disobeyed orders, we’d be in deeper shit than you!
castieltheangelofthursgay: if i was a teacher i’d probably research my students online and find their blog and then if they were being dicks i could be like “yeah you’re gonna do that assignment on time and you’re gonna like it” and then just
psuedonymph: Of course, tumblr gets all uppity about defending Jennifer Lawrence, saying, “If I see you reblog her nudes I’m unfollowing,” and all that, but they were all scrambling to see Dylan Sprouse’s dick. I’m just saying, if you want
steamgirlofficial: We’ve jumped ahead a little bit to give you just a small glimpse of what Shannyn Visceral has in store for our SteamGirl.com members, and as you can see the answer is plenty! If someone were to ask if we can expect to see future
perrfectly: “It feels good to think about you when I’m warm in bed. I feel as if you’re curled up there beside me, fast asleep. And I think how great it would be if it were true.” — Haruki Murakami, Norwegian Wood (via perrfectly)
ishelmascarinas: my-art-is-beating-from-me: ishelmascarinas: sometimes i wonder how a writer would describe me if i were a character in a book can we make this an ask meme? reblog this if you want a book description of you sent to your inbox
knockingonmyheart: castieltheangelofthursgay: if i was a teacher i’d probably research my students online and find their blog and then if they were being dicks i could be like “yeah you’re gonna do that assignment on time and you’re gonna like
bulwark369: piranhapunk: discourseful:…y'all do realize saying “sorry if I offended you/sorry if you were offended” isn’t the same as “I realize and acknowledge I did something problematic, so I’m sorry”, right?>:^I And, “I am offended”
vulnerablx: ishelmascarinas: my-art-is-beating-from-me: ishelmascarinas: sometimes i wonder how a writer would describe me if i were a character in a book can we make this an ask meme? reblog this if you want a book description of you sent to your
sauvamente: terell: literally if a black girl is telling you a story and she says “now the old me…” or “see if this were 2 years ago…” you already know she got hands and it’s still in her. don’t bring her back 2 tht person… pls…
hotjuicykat: hotjuicykat: Don’t remember if I posted this, but which dress would you prefer I wear if I were to meet you? 💋💋💋 Blue & black or white & black?
sluty-anal-wife: How would you naughty boys and girls take advantage if me if I were all tied up? Would you violate all of my holes?
eroticprovocateur: delicatehead: I want to go If I were on the other side I guess I’d ask you if you want to…..come?
gayveganmemes: What if I told you that “local” “grass-fed” “open range” and “organic” meats and eggs still come from animals that were literally born to be murdered? What if I told you that I know that?
shamblingcorporatepresence: You know I just thoughtThe way they all reacted to Ducktective having a twin was kind of cold and they all found it anticlimactic and boring“THAT’S the plot twist we were waiting for?!”It makes you wonder if the writers
no-this-is-ryan:no-this-is-ryan:If an autistic person overexplains something to you they probably don’t think you’re dumb they just think THEY would appreciate those details if they were the ones being explained toA lot of things that seem
wolftyla: Women will emotionally leave you before they physically leave you. We need to know 100% that we are over you before throwing you to those we know can’t treat you better than what was in front of you especially if we were good to you the entire
yourtugboatcaptain: If I were 120 pounds eating a pizza in my underwear on Tumblr I would be “quirky”, and “cute”, and “real”. But if I’m 300 pounds and I’m eating pizza in my underwear, people are like: “You’re killing yourself, you’re
i made it a quicksketch because if it were a “sketch” it woulda been 20$ rather than 10$. I can upgrade it for you later if you want.
chastitypanty: thecementofcivilization: chaste4herbyher: thecementofcivilization: Like or reblog - If this were real would you go to it? I would go.Even if it meant walking around naked to prove I was locked up. You’d better That would be cool.
iconicpopstar:iconicpopstar:if these were natural eye colors, which one would you like to be born with?PinkRedVioletGoldI would keep my current eye colorOther (say it in the tags or replies)See Resultspls reblog if you vote
