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cummeaterchicago: How hot would this be — making out with one guy while another cums over your mouths and then swallowing the load of the guy you were making out with… That would be damned hot. I’ll tell you though, if I were one of those
freakyasscple: Can somebody talk dirty to me? Please I wanna cum HARD. Who can tell me the best scene? I wanna know what you’d DO to me if we were in the room and you were watching tv and I got on the bed and did this. Check out @freakyasscple
bigdickdetective: That’s just too fucking thick, if there were such a thing.Follow the bigdickdetective for more cocks that my wife and I find big and beautiful. And you better send us a pic of your dick if its big and hit us up if you are in Oregon.Don’
cuckolding-and-female-allure: If it were not enough to walk into your own daughter sucking your boss’ big cock, she even told you, “I know you envy his large cock, if you had a real-man cock like his, mom would allow you to put it inside her pussy.
REBLOG if you want your followers to anonymously tell you what they would do if they were trapped in your bedroom with you for 24 hours.
gender-bender: If I want you to speak, I’ll ask you to speak. If I want you to have clothes, I’ll buy you clothes. There was no one else that made him feel so alive. There was no one else who while they were gone, made the hours feel so empty.
mistressviperxo: Mmmm, you little fucking bitches would love if it were YOUR DICK instead of big red, ay?! Arrrrgghh! I be a pirate matey!!! Like my angry faces?! I bet you do. Reblog if you want a fucking close up of my sweet, WET pussy. Until then,
hellosweetease: #And I forgot I drew this… What if drunk!you leaves sober!you drawn things on your blog for you to be pleasantly surprised by later one day when you’re browsing one of your art tags? I’m just saying it would be mighty sweet of
sonfermum: I can’t help it son. I know this is just to help you get some relief, but it’s starting to get to me as well. You wouldn’t think any less of me if I just put the head in my mouth would you? What if I were to sit on you just for a minute?
sirloin: “If you treat an individual as he is, he will remain how he is. But if you treat him as if he were what he ought to be and could be, he will become what he ought to be and could be.” —Johann Wolfgang von Goethe *except for politicians
nankingdecade: You’re not worthless, not really. It’s quite self-evident that there are men who want you. If we tied you to a table next to a bowl of condoms, folks would spend time waiting in line for the free fuck. If you were out on the streets
red-lipstick: Stephen Gammell - The Church from More Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark. Don’t know if any of you had the pleasure of reading the three scary stories illustrated by Stephen Gammell when you were kids but if you did you would never have
This is Model 17, a third generation auto functioning android with a polymer plastic base. Known for their durability, these were the first of a series of bigger more powerful models, but these were the original workhorses of the bunch. They were
Let’s find out how well you cleaned the floor… Crawl over here … If your white jumpsuit is spotless you can have the shoe and foot worship treat you were begging for. If not, … Well you’ve begged for that kind of treatment too, but when
thetenk:atomictiki:askfibs:I know many of you artists - whether you draw, write, or compose - are frustrated that your original work, especially your dream projects, aren’t getting the responses you were hoping for. I feel the same way. But some
maximerobespierre: hey: to the young ace and/or aro ppl If you realise later that you’re actually not ace/aro, that’s OK. it doesn’t mean that you were lying to anyone, or that your identity was ever invalid orientations can be fluid and you can
I’m curious, how many houses have you lived in? answer in the tags
I can’t respond to asks privately for some reason, so if we were having a conversation (or if you sent me an ask where I’d likely respond privately) and I haven’t responded, that’s why. Also if I sent you a million of the same response, that’s
theskullqueen: Hey, if you still miss your pet that is okay. I don’t care if it is years later and you still cry because they were not there this morning to greet you in that one of a kind way they did. It isn’t trivial, it isn’t stupid, and you
iamchinyere: pyramidsandpistols: iamchinyere: sonofmufasa: b-tavro: iamchinyere: If you’re pro-black, but anti-gay, you don’t want equality you want privilege. P R E A C H Say it louder for those in the back IF YOU’RE PRO-BLACK, BUT ANTI-GAY,
ruraljackdaw: Some of the best pickup lines I’ve used so far: If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing? If beauty were time, you’d be an eternity. Are you a robot? Cause I’d like to turn you on. I need a map. I keep getting lost in your
cknd: dreams would be much more fun if they were multi-player servers that other sleeping people could join How do you know that they are not already like that an you just don’t remember o.o an what if the people you dream with are people you
sanguineheavens: solarpunkarchivist: I love how the romantics were unable to tell if they were feverish or experiencing an (1) emotion. Reblog if you, too, are either feverish or experiencing ONE emotion (and do not know which).
dieaerzte: lnannibal: dieaerzte: it would be fucked up if sex were real wtf are you talking about i was just saying that like if sex were real that would be fucked up
surfahh: palmfox: rekhless: spacedout-brat: x8darknessawaits: everythingandallthings1d: hemmolicious: Hey this is really true and see it will work for you too If U were born on the 1st, 10th, 19th, 28th of any month U r number 1….If U were born
leafie: teenage—derpbag: hodali: what if cats were the dominant species on this planet and we were their pets what do you mean what if cats are the superior species
mariliamonroe: spacedout-brat: x8darknessawaits: everythingandallthings1d: hemmolicious: Hey this is really true and see it will work for you too If U were born on the 1st, 10th, 19th, 28th of any month U r number 1….If U were born on the 2nd,
explodewithcum: I let out a deep sigh, as I look back at you, showing my soft, round ass. “Ohhh god, I would sure love it if someone were to fuck these holes. If someone were to do that, I’d be sure to give them the best fuck they’ve ever gotten!”
What if clouds and lakes switched spots and every time you looked up you’d see waves being pulled by the moon and we’d wade through the clouds on a hot day. What if birds grew grass and the ground grew feathers. What if flowers were as tall as trees
idkitstommy: jaycalogero: windycitiesfinest: Hey this is really true and see it will work for you too If U were born on the 1st, 10th, 19th, 28th of any month U r number 1….If U were born on the 2nd, 11th, 20th, 29th of any month then U r number
sourcedumal: solarsensei: White people will deadass be like“Umm, I don’t care if they were calling you racial slurs and throwing glass beer bottles at you and your family while you peacefully protest, if you get mad then you’re letting them get
mitziialejandra: jocelynbeexo: xojessxo: everythingandallthings1d: hemmolicious: Hey this is really true and see it will work for you too If U were born on the 1st, 10th, 19th, 28th of any month U r number 1….If U were born on the 2nd, 11th, 20th,
queeriesandmore: petitetimidgay: “if there were a cure for your disability, would you take it?” Recently I’ve been having a little bit of disability related angst. A lot of times people ask me “If there were a cure for your disability, would
that-swedish-girl: coachela: rehability: sadaholic: loudwhisperss: teenage-drrtbag: If only all men were like this. If men were all like this the world population rate would be so slow There are guys like this you’re just too busy putting them
tfkinksterz:Doesn’t matter what sport you were into before, or if you liked sports at all. Once you hear that hypnotic snap, you go under. You belong to Coach now, and no one can resist Coach. If he decides you’re a football jock and your bro is a
pervy-espeon: And for my 1000th post… A catgirl post! I don’t know what else were you expecting (of course, if you were expecting anything) [I’m sure you weren’t] :3 #1 and #1000, Enjoy! …And of course, my favorite catgirl ^w^ Edit: Reached
icedteababy: senia-yoo: icedteababy: I have 2 shoulders , if ya want one to cry on . even if I needed you , you wouldn’t want me . 😭because I was never a good friend to you . you were obviously , other wise I wouldn’t of loved you so much
rehability: sadaholic: loudwhisperss: teenage-drrtbag: If only all men were like this. If men were all like this the world population rate would be so slow There are guys like this you’re just too busy putting them in the fucking friend zone to
bigrocketlauncher: sadaholic: loudwhisperss: teenage-drrtbag: If only all men were like this. If men were all like this the world population rate would be so slow There are guys like this you’re just too busy putting them in the fucking friend
spacedout-brat: x8darknessawaits: everythingandallthings1d: hemmolicious: Hey this is really true and see it will work for you too If U were born on the 1st, 10th, 19th, 28th of any month U r number 1….If U were born on the 2nd, 11th, 20th, 29th
Well, not a chess set you pull out in just any company. I think I would have trouble remembering which were knights, and which were bishops once they got out on the board, but I am guessing, if by then you are still focused on the game itself, you have
rulesofdominance:The taste of you is intoxicating, the scent of your skin addictive. Daddy could never stop if he were inside of you right now. You are a fucking drug, the kind that can kill you if you take too much. But what a sweet death it would be
xaaaw: Superb.- Fantastic body and face. Woof. If you know this man, please let him know that these compliments were issued here :-) If he likes big chubby bears, I’d be honored if he’d contact me. I can be found as “xaaaw” on bearwww, biggercity,
hothotdaddies: xaaaw: Superb.- Fantastic body and face. Woof. If you know this man, please let him know that these compliments were issued here :-) If he likes big chubby bears, I’d be honored if he’d contact me. I can be found as “xaaaw”
kingmixxxedmeat: writemewritemenot: karrijasminetho: tanaebriana: jas0nwaterfalls: windycitiesfinest: Hey this is really true and see it will work for you too If U were born on the 1st, 10th, 19th, 28th of any month U r number 1….If U were
thirst122: I know that some people in the fandom were concerned with the wording in the twins bio concerning Bolin and Eska’s relationship. Second Photo: (if you watch the clip you can see her hair bands and if you look closely you can see the makeup
![pervy-espeon: And for my 1000th post… A catgirl post! I don’t know what else were you expecting (of course, if you were expecting anything) [I’m sure you weren’t] :3 #1 and #1000, Enjoy! …And of course, my favorite catgirl ^w^ Edit: Reached](https://64.media.tumblr.com/27964760e610aec69879e741d14402fc/tumblr_n03fqdLbOi1tnycplo2_250.jpg)
