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There comes a point where taking pictures of her just isn’t enough…and you have to fuck her. It’s what I’d expect other guys to do if they were in our bedroom. And if you are a guy that makes it into our bedroom, will you be able to handle
I’ve felt this a few times during my life thus far… Always fresh after, but the more time passes the more you realize you were wrong because if they were the right person, then it wouldn’t have been the wrong time. It would have been
mommyssweetpanties: “Daddy! Were you spying on me again?” until I looked at last pic. Now I wonder if it’s: “Daddy! You WERE spying on me agiain.:
Okay, so, a few days ago I temporarily put up a post asking for one word topic suggestions for texts. Most of the ones I didn’t use I just deleted, but there were a few that were so… special… that I have decided to single them out and
What if I were to tell you that I’m going to lower the price of my premium snapchat for the holiday season? And what if I told you it was by over 50%? Would you make the purchase?
daddys-cutie127:What if I were to tell you that I’m going to lower the price of my premium snapchat for the holiday season? And what if I told you it was by over 50%? Would you make the purchase?From 12:00am November 8th, 2019 to 12:00 am January
beefmilk2: if you think you can just follow me and start talking to me as if we were friends well you are correct
arijandro: princelybum: arijandro: last night i dreamt of you idk if this is from a song or not,but it gave me chills i really love the colours used It’s not from a song, it was written by me. ALSO THANK YOU. ;-;
i just spent like an hour defining the myers-briggs types of my characters so if you were ever wondering what they were matias is esfp anders is infj and taina is intj
thewitchmaker:karkatstoaster:You’re lying if you say you never did this only if they were arranged in rainbow order
Translation: I’d be Puerto Rican, even if I were born on the moon. Opinion: That is 1 of the most retarded things ever. If you’re born in one place, how can you say you’re from somewhere else entirely? That’s just moronic. The only exception
cocola-chulisnaqui: wanteddead11: Translation: I’d be Puerto Rican, even if I were born on the moon. Opinion: That is 1 of the most retarded things ever. If you’re born in one place, how can you say you’re from somewhere else entirely? That’s
hipstercanada: coolxatu: coolxatu: fuck myer briggs fuck astrology if you ask someone who their top 3 favorite homestuck characters were you literally know everything about them if they dont know what homestuck is then you know theyre a normal
safebehindwalls: imagine if people were magnetically attracted to each other by varying degrees depending on how compatible they were so you’d just be walking down the street and you’d see bodies flying all over the place
alwaysfreetouse:aero-in-hell:imagine if someone made a fleshlight that, whenever it got fucked, you got fucked too-like, anywhere anytime if that fleshlight was being used, so were you. you’d have to learn very quickly how to go about your day while
thewitchmaker: karkatstoaster: You’re lying if you say you never did this only if they were arranged in rainbow order
jordan-reet: So what would happen if we were one of those lazy people that didn’t feel like going in tomorrow? You could come spend the night, and we can sleep in and I’ll make you breakfast, in bed if I wake up before you do. That sounds so tempting.
Max & Anna || Heard You Were Back
ghostjutsu: lee was so fuckin raw, he obviously wasn’t using a jutsu or anything so if u were losing to him it was bc he was straight beatin your fuckin ass and there wasn’t a damn thing you could do about it bc you were too busy catchin that left
Reblog if you 100% okay with a transgender person correcting you if you accidentally misgender them or use their dead name.
submissive-scorpio: My least favorite thing is when men say “oh, too bad you have a boyfriend” as if that’s the one thing holding me back from fucking them. Even if I were single I still wouldn’t fuck you because you disgust me.
admiroyalty: Talent show 2011. Steven Nguyen. If You Stay. you were pretty good maan! haha dude it’s funny how deep your voice is tho!
theforcekeepers: DO NOT DO THIS.This makes me so angry.If you work in a movie theater and you do this I have no respect for you.My younger brother is Type 1 Diabetic.When we go to a movie theater, we always get him diet soda. If he were to get regular
hipster-trichster: ONLY JUST NOW DUDE AS A KID I REALLY WATED ME SOME USEFUL GODDAMN SKINTONES WHERE WERE YOU 15 YEARS AGO. DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY ORANGE PEOPLE I HAD. WE WERE LUCKY IF WE GOT PEACH PEOPLE AS A KID
doubletranquility: american horror devs: hey… you know those talking animals from your childhood in the 1980s? what if they were evil and killed you? japanese horror devs: what if you turned a corner and there was a giant head just kinda sandwiched
localshemalehookup: sexy asss shemale jerking off.. she is so passable.. ever wonder if there were a website that could help you meet shemales like her?? go on over to Local Shemale Hookups and see if you might find some hot TGirls.. you might just be
consonant:consonant:if i were a drink i’d be cherry vanilla cokeif you were a drink what would you be Rose lemonade.
randombaradude: Some random dudes I made last year for my Patreon gallery.You know, I love drawing faces. If it were up to me I would only draw faces all day. And I wish you guys were more interested in commissioning me portraits… drawing bodies is
weasleysweaters: If I were in the Hunger Games I would use one of the parachutes and gift containers and put all kinds of poisonous berries in them and then climb trees and send them down to unsuspecting tributes. Oh, you thought you were getting a nice
lusiinev: “She was terrific to hold hands with. Most girls if you hold hands with them, their goddam hand dies on you, or else they think they have to keep moving their hand all the time, as if they were afraid they’d bore you or something. Jane
regrethisfuture: reminder to all my mixed poc and poc trans kids that even if on tdov only skinny white “androgynous” trans kids were getting their selfies to thousands of notes, you are valid, and you are so important
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kagami06: randombaradude: Some random dudes I made last year for my Patreon gallery.You know, I love drawing faces. If it were up to me I would only draw faces all day. And I wish you guys were more interested in commissioning me portraits… drawing
All these "If I were your boyfriend/girlfriend, I'd never hurt or upset you" posts are bullshit. We hurt people we truly care about, we say things inadvertently, he/she does something they don't realize hurts you, it happens. But if you really love them,
the-amuro-ray: thewitchmaker: karkatstoaster: You’re lying if you say you never did this only if they were arranged in rainbow order Every time
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armadillo: can you imagine if there were cyber police and if you did something wrong they would disconnect your internet and force you to go outside
paigematthews: “If I were just me, Francis, not the future king of anything, and you were just you, Mary… Mary. Well, this would be the moment that I declared myself yours. Only yours.” “And I’m yours. Truly.”
