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Hey daddy. Your blog makes me so wet .. If only you were here to take advantage of that. ❤ If only.. Thank you for a seriously sexy submission ;)
pinkblackedpiglet: If someone were to ask you to point out the major difference between interracial sex and sex whites typically have, you could show this picture and ask if they see the significance.
He flirted with your wife, acting as if you weren’t there; and, soon, your wife was also acting as if she were still single. He only seemed to notice your presence when, after fucking her in your hotel room, he told you, “don’t even
shyone740: “It feels good to think about you when I’m warm in bed. I feel as if you’re curled up there beside me, fast asleep. And I think how great it would be if it were true.” Haruki Murakami, Norwegian Wood (via theburningcabin) ✨❤️✨
And of course if there is an island resort for chastity, you would likely want to fly there, and what better airline to take you… I think I could get used to the uncomfortable seats if there were these distractions onboard. Not saying I would
sissyscuckolds: or if you wish you were! My first reblog.
Nice Alison Brie cap. Do you think Annie Edison would would in a chastity cap? I love that you keep things “in character” so I’m not sure if Annie’s the key holding type. Maybe if it were for a class though… Greendale
I don’t have a problem with watching leaked episodes, remember when Hearts and Hooves Day was leaked? I watched that then too. That being said there were a lot of things about the episode I liked. Don’t read if you don’t want to
rexpinn: My commissions are live again!email me if you’re interested!If you like and enjoy my work and want to support me, here’s my Kofi page X)https://ko-fi.com/rexpinn
Think about it! If you see wrong being done and do nothing your just as bad. I added a story I found yesterday, because I want white ppl especially to think of how you’d feel if that were your son, brother, etc He’s been LET GO FREE after murdering
doubletopaz: cybernetic-life: doubletopaz: You would probably believe your eyes if you saw like 7 fireflies I would probably stop believing my eyes if there were like… At least twenty though. Yeah that’s true
afatfox: If I were 120 pounds eating a pizza in my underwear on Tumblr I would be “quirky”, and “cute”, and “real”. But if I’m 300 pounds and I’m eating pizza in my underwear, people are like: “You’re killing yourself, you’re disgusting,
prawnly: Professor, for an hour: if you think about it we’re all in different realities….no one usually experiences the same thing and if I were to say ‘dog’ just about all of you would think of a different breed All of us:
notes2myhotwife: So many cum eating, jizz covered women! I love them all. Let’s raise a glass and toast slutty women. The world is a better place because of them and would be even better if there were more. If you are a slutty woman, I salute you and
riwox: theimmortalfrick: You know Niki, every now and then it helps if people like you…. OK everyone knows that someone has to start the fire first if we were to get something really explicit in here so i did it *lies down*
missadventure86: fuckinginflorida: missadventure86: fuckinginflorida: missadventure86: Hot If you had a video like this, I’d want to watch it with you…… I would too ;) I mean even if it were before me….. No videos ;)
darkfliercynthia: what if u woke up and ur fav fictional character was snuggled next to u and they were like “good morning”
bithighs: gillette ad: wouldnt it be cool if men were nicer? :) so many people for some reason: how fucking dare you. so im not allowed to be a man anymore? you monsters are gonna arrest me if i chop up some lumber in too manly a manner??? will i not
notquiteluke: if any of my non-uk followers were wondering what the deal with UKIP is, here is a handy 7-point guide to get you started into this wonderland of racist classist bullshit
Michael Moore: “If you could speak directly with the kids at Columbine or that community What would you say if they were here?”Marilyn Manson: “They do not say a word, listen to what they have to say, that’s what he has not done
castieltheangelofthursgay: if i was a teacher i’d probably research my students online and find their blog and then if they were being dicks i could be like “yeah you’re gonna do that assignment on time and you’re gonna like it” and then just
revolutionetudes: ishelmascarinas: my-art-is-beating-from-me: ishelmascarinas: sometimes i wonder how a writer would describe me if i were a character in a book can we make this an ask meme? reblog this if you want a book description of you sent
kateoplis: “If you don’t drink warm blood and eat fresh meat, you are doomed to die on the tundra.” “If there were no reindeer we would not exist.” “As our ancestors live, so will we live; as our ancestors died, so will we die.” “Better
jordan-reet: annabellebanks: I’m looking forward to sleeping in, ha. Would you look forward to sleeping in just as much if I were there spending the night? I wouldn’t be able to sleep if you spent the night.
little-jar-of-dragons: Lucy: Hey Natsu, how about we go back to my place and lower my heating bill with your hotness?Juvia: If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizzard, Gray-sama.Levy: Gajeel, if you’re made of metal, I must be made of magnets,
follyface: that feel when ya in a tight spot financially but u don’t wanna complain too much also if u were planning on buying something from my store now would be a Good Time If you can afford to help her out, you totally should. She makes cute
yourtugboatcaptain: If I were 120 pounds eating a pizza in my underwear on Tumblr I would be “quirky”, and “cute”, and “real”. But if I’m 300 pounds and I’m eating pizza in my underwear, people are like: “You’re killing yourself, you’re
waldooooee: What would you do to my ass if it were in front of you? I would eat it like if it was my last meal 👅
lalivingmuerte: ❝ If i were to born again i’d like to find you and be granted enough freedom to love you ❞this todomomo fic it’s beautiful, if u can read spanish take this as a fic rec bc there’s not enough medieval todomomo au out there
sauvamente: terell: literally if a black girl is telling you a story and she says “now the old me…” or “see if this were 2 years ago…” you already know she got hands and it’s still in her. don’t bring her back 2 tht person… pls…
can you reblog this if you wouldn’t mind having pre-established relationships ? i’m looking for RP partners, but everyone I approach replies as if they were strangers, and my muse needs friends. p(´⌒｀｡q)
imjustsotiredallthetime: Fun Fact:In the 1940’s, one way to ask someone if they were going steady was to say, “Hi sugar, are you rationed?” and IF YOU DON’T THINK THAT’S THE BEST HISTORICAL PICK-UP LINE/PUN, GET OUT OF M YFA C E
bsfnr: “It feels good to think about you when I’m warm in bed. I feel as if you’re curled up there beside me, fast asleep. And I think how great it would be if it were true.” — Haruki Murakami, Norwegian Wood
optichron: “How can you speak about photography without speaking of desire? If I mask my desire, if I deprive it of its gender, if I leave it vague…I would feel as if I were weakening my stories, or writing carelessly…. The image is the essence
svgary-deactivated20150616: Can you reblog this if you wouldn’t mind having pre-established relationships? I’m looking for RP partners, but everyone I approach replies as if they were strangers, and my muse needs friends. p(´⌒｀｡q)
iconicpopstar:iconicpopstar:if these were natural eye colors, which one would you like to be born with?PinkRedVioletGoldI would keep my current eye colorOther (say it in the tags or replies)See Resultspls reblog if you vote
novarebel: denerims: lesbianmismagius: why would they literally have gabe say to mercy, “you’re the one who did this to me” if they were gonna eventually going to back out on it???? why even imply it in the first place if that’s not what you
23skidood: Would you blow a guy in the Alley? would it be easier if you knew them, or if they were a stranger you would never meet again?
thewitchmaker: karkatstoaster:You’re lying if you say you never did thisonly if they were arranged in rainbow order
weasleysweaters: If I were in the Hunger Games I would use one of the parachutes and gift containers and put all kinds of poisonous berries in them and then climb trees and send them down to unsuspecting tributes. Oh, you thought you were getting a nice
beefmilk2: if you think you can just follow me and start talking to me as if we were friends well you are correct
theforcekeepers: DO NOT DO THIS.This makes me so angry.If you work in a movie theater and you do this I have no respect for you.My younger brother is Type 1 Diabetic.When we go to a movie theater, we always get him diet soda. If he were to get regular
thewitchmaker: karkatstoaster: You’re lying if you say you never did this only if they were arranged in rainbow order
armadillo: can you imagine if there were cyber police and if you did something wrong they would disconnect your internet and force you to go outside
REBLOG if you want your followers to tell you what they would do if they were trapped in your bedroom with you for 24 hours.
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aero-in-hell:imagine if someone made a fleshlight that, whenever it got fucked, you got fucked too-like, anywhere anytime if that fleshlight was being used, so were you. you’d have to learn very quickly how to go about your day while also being
reblog if you want your followers to anonymously tell you what they would do if they were trapped in your bedroom with you for 24 hours.
beautifultheoristcollective: Okay @jen-iii. Hopefully it will work this time and that you can read them. Here’s Jen and her counterpart Vetis. Also, if you are still confused about the rules, I can make a new post about it with finer details.
what if tonight you were laying in bed really sad and lonely and then all of the sudden the fictional character you are in love with just knocked on your window like in peter pan and then you guys stayed up all night chattering and being best friends
hardtostayaway: xxdhena: i feel You run under my skin The concept of divorce would disappear if leashes were given to girls instead of wedding rings. Hey, you could give her a diamond collar or something if you want to keep the tradition alive.
