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If I were to write a story punctuated with GIFs, how long would you want it to be?
If shape were currency, you’d be looking at the richest guy in the damn world
You heard the bed noises…As if they were repeatedly saying cuckold, cuckold, cuckold …
What if ‘Lord of the Rings’ got rebooted as a horror?
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If this were me, you would be here sniffing my ass…
if-dementors-were-pink: can we just take a moment to imagine little cute six-year-old hermione reading matilda and peering into this book about a smart, bookish girl who could move things with her mind and then can you imagine her concentrating very
If I were about to die in your arms, what would you tell me?
if i were to make some kind of merch, what would you be interested in? like prints, obviously, but i’m not sure how my stuff would translate into anything else so your feedback is valuable
: If we were in prison, you guys would be like my bitches.
If I were a god or goddess, what offers would you leave at my shrine?
schoolfact: this blog will make you laugh your ass off!
You know how artists sometimes draw deliberately unflattering self-portrait caricatures, or depict themselves as overly simplistic and under-detailed, or as some freakish thing? If I were an artist I would probably draw myself in a way similar to what
If Pokemon were real, and you could have just ONE, whether it'd be a pet, companion, battler, etc., which pokemon would you have?
You know how everyone knows they were an idiot as a teenager?
If I were to make a FAQs page, what questions do you think should be answered on there?
if someone were to ask me “why kobe Bryant? why do you like him as a player? why is he a favt?” and so so so and so and this that and the 3rd… my answer would be : hes an obscenely confident and ferocious competitor who has starred
if i don’t message back, it’s not your fault. you are not bothering me.
If i were dating you... Finish it in my ask
If I were a deity, what do you think would be left at my shrine?
If I were to say "I love you" right now. I'd mean the fuck outta that.
If we were to meet irl what would the first thing you'd say?
If Love is the Answer, You're Home
“If it were my choice, I’d wanna be with you forever.”
if-dementors-were-pink: when you think about it all the language that jkr uses to describe ginny through harry’s perspective is so poetic. harry tends to be rather blunt in his descriptions of other people but with ginny he watches her as the hogwarts
If I were a watermelon, would you spit or swallow my seeds?
If I were to choose who I want to spend my life with, I wouldn’t know who to choose, deep down I want to choose you, but I know we’re not meant to be. And you don’t want to be in a relationship. But for now, I just need to set my head back in the
if-dementors-were-pink: how good are you at avoiding your responsibilities on a scale of 1 to horace slughorn turning himself into an armchair and faking his own death
If I were straight, Halloween would be a real treat on account of all you girls choosing costumes that so egregiously display your vaginas.
IF WE WERE DATING... please tell me what you would do
if-dementors-were-pink: can we just take a moment to imagine little cute nine-year-old hermione reading matilda and peering into this book about a smart, bookish girl who could move things with her mind and then can you imagine her concentrating very
You truly love someone when you can feel every joy, sadness, and pain of the other as if they were your own.
if i were dating you... i would break up with you in the mall food court and get a giant cookie cake from great american cookies to celebrate
you were the only thing thats keeping me alive
“If money were no object what would you buy?”
You, quite frankly, don’t need me. It’s a thought that’s always lingering in my mind, but I ignore it. I want to laugh. It’s silly, but makes sense. If I were to just disappear, dissolve, you wouldn’t notice. Don’t
If I were to make a new run of shirts, which would you like to see? by christymack
if pokemon were real don’t you think catching legendaries would be highly illegal that would be like coming home with jesus in a ball
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you know, if we were staying within the SU soundtrack, I think 「Hit the Diamond」 would be a pretty good name for a stand.
If raindrops were kisses I'd send you the ocean
kngshxt: devthagoddess: i love him regardless if shopped or not, this shit is so disrespectful. “i’m not my grandparents,” nigga FUCK YOU. they had to LIVE and in order to survive so your ungrateful ashy ass could be born, they were forced
