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yixingsgrl: “Can i kill myself accidentally by falling down the stairs?†Asia 1997-2016@bbhgrl made me do this, i blame exo, and no one can say im not a good friend, my side hurts and im tagging no one When will ur faves ever fall down the stairs
bogleech:charlie-beez:branwell-bronte-deactivated2022:Why is “pharmacy tech” part of the insult when that’s one of the most important and dependable jobs in the country
best-of-funny: dem0litionl0ser: heyfunniest: glitterweave: i got this shirt and it has this weird ruffled hood / neck so i can wear it like this but if its gets cold i can also put it over my mouth and nose like this and when it rains i can use it
sweet-bitsy: What if you went out on a date with a moth and he took you by the hand with one of his fuzzy little legs and he was like “I want to take you to the most beautiful place I know, because you deserve nothing less” and when you get there
I was furious when I found out. I yelled and yelled until I felt hoarse. I walked the streets and stood outside a friend’s house, hoping she be there, for hours. I lied to strangers. I was just so angry. I walked for so long, and after a while,
twofingerswhiskey: postllimit: ladies if anyone ever tries to tell you “ugh u have to shave” stare em dead in the eyes and go “fine. u do it.” and when they look back at you all horrified and go “ew no that’s ur business” just stand there
ultrafacts: Arrest warrants remained open for Voltaire most of his life, and the question was only if, where, and when a warrant would be enforced. To ensure a means of escape, Voltaire lived near the French border, close enough to get on a horse and
sissykristin: brandimorganxxx: Reached my goal of 350 followers and posting a short clip. My new goal is to reach 500 followers and when I do I will make a new special video just for you guys. Like and Reblog if you’d like to see more. ;)Brandi Morgan
waswaerewennx: meetaclassybitch: The first picture is me and my twinbrother when we were 3 years old. The second picture is me on my brother’s funeral. He was 18 years old and killed himself. I don’t care if this ruins your blog. I want you to reblog
thekatitube: DOES ANYONE ELSE GET LIKE REALLY HAPPY WHEN SOMEONE LEANS THEIR HEAD ON YOUR SHOULDER AND YOURE LIKE FUCK YEAH IVE BEEN CHOSEN AND YOU FEEL REALLY SPECIAL BUT THEN YOU HAVE TO STAY SO FUCKIBG STILL COS IF YOU MOVE THEYLL STOP LEANING ON
littlesisterwish: Your little sister was drunk and when you asked if you could cum inside her she just closed her eyes and moaned. You took that as a yes and soon enough you couldn’t help but blow your load inside of her.She’s not on birth control
comradekatya:High school musical is a metaphor for bisexuality in that basketball is the straights and theater is the gays and when Troy’s dad said “you’re a basketball player not a singer” Troy says “WHAT IF I WANNA BE BOTH” and the whole
wincest-mom-son: My son caught me flirting to a guy in shopping center. He was so mad at me and when we arrive at home he throw the things we bought, ripped off my clothes and start fucking me as if an animal want to wreak her mother’s pussy and butt
I hate you my soul is missing. I know you took it. I miss smiling and happiness is an outdated concept. Karma will come for you with a baseball bat, and when your blood stains the earth, I will smile. I built my castle and I will also tear it down. If
iwishlilbwasmygrandpa: patkirch: imagine if you went to a restaurant and when they said “can i take your order” you just said “no” and walked out man, that would be quite the funny thing to hapen. because usually u say yes and order, but in
I feel like doing everything and nothing at the same time
ginellajahnaye: cartoonsnc3real: sleezed: if you bae and you’re sleep i’ll eat your pussy while your asleep and when you wake up to feeling this tongue flick at a high rate of speed on your clit all you can do is moan and fall back on your pillow.
cocaine-and-whiskey: Tumblr Day What is? The 5th March everyone will draw or have a “t” on a place where everyone can see it (hands, face, t-shirts or everything you prefer) and when we will go out if anyone see it we will hug eachother and interchange
bunnyxmama: sweet-bitsy: What if you went out on a date with a moth and he took you by the hand with one of his fuzzy little legs and he was like “I want to take you to the most beautiful place I know, because you deserve nothing less” and when
relaxyourth0rax: if i have kids im going to wait until they’re 13 and on their birthday they’re going to randomly wake up with the tumblr sign up page opened and im not gonna tell them it was me and when they start using tumblr speak two weeks later
best-of-funny: elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey: bombaree: one time i was really sad and i decided to put cream cheese and bagels in a blender to see if i could make a bagel smoothie and when my dad asked why i was putting bagels in the blender at 2
nekomarie: I always wondered how I would feel if I covered all of my ink.. So yesterday I did it and when I looked in the mirror I felt sick to my stomach. I looked so wrong. And then I put blood all over myself and I felt okay. But man… No amount
sleezed: if you bae and you’re sleep i’ll eat your pussy while your asleep and when you wake up to feeling this tongue flick at a high rate of speed on your clit all you can do is moan and fall back on your pillow. you good. i got you.
pigeoncowboys: We wanted to try and have something that had a cohesive statement from beginning to end, and when you listen to it, you know what record that is. If you’re on shuffle and any of these songs come up, you know what album it’s from.
lampad1994: i think a big reason why i use tons of emoticons and exclamation points is because i want there to be no doubt that i’m being friendly and not at all terse or uninterested, cause i have the problem where when people reply to me i’m sure
hello friends, just a reminder that I have another blog peachdollie that is more sfw and prettiness and personal-ish
maybe thats what ill do tonight if darfo takes a nap (which when doesnt he) ill just do a ‘bun cleaning spree’ and go through my old anons and drafts I never posted
help-mywife:Help; my wife was willing to communicate with me when i needed her and our relationship was stressful and I just really appreciate if
facelesswife: Getting ready for work and took a few pics. **Once this post gets a 100 Notes then i post the next pics and when that one gets to 100 i post the next and so on …If you get to the last one you get to see something special :) **
grooooaaanssss, every time i have a deadline with a picture i want to finish im always stuck doing “grown up paperwork” and now i have to head out to help with errands and fax some shit idk if ill finish my thing today but ill try when i get
Okay thank you everybody <3 I think my wording was weird and people got confused and maybe a little upset (I apologize if anyone did <3) but the issue was, I called RS “ladies” in the picture and an anon got mad at me because they didn’t
inboundwhores: deepthroat-war: If you seriously are willing to let my gf do this to you and myself please message me and of course like this post Where and when
I really do like guys with pubic hair and I think it looks kind of odd and sterile and like LOOK AT THIS WEIRD THING PROTRUDING FROM MY BODY OUT OF NOWHERE when guys shave all of their pubic hair off Like the pubic hair is like a soft meadow or something
i want to leave my dildo on the windowsill and when people are like uhhh why is there a dildo on your windowsill and they get all uncomfortable i’ll be like shhhh it’s photosynthesizing and if ur quiet u can hear it grow
ifuckmymomhard: a-family-man: i heard my mom and dad fighting last night and when came home from school the next day, i found my bed laying on my bed wearing nothing but a bra, panties, and heels. i don’t care if i’m just a revenge fuck. i don’t
preeminentttt: sleezed: if you bae and you’re sleep i’ll eat your pussy while your asleep and when you wake up to feeling this tongue flick at a high rate of speed on your clit all you can do is moan and fall back on your pillow. you good. i got
adevildom-deactivated20230212:It’s sexy. Isn’t it? To be used when I want and how I want. Just feeling helpless that even if you want to, you say nothing. Because you know it won’t matter and after the first few round, it feels so good
Give a boy a prostate orgasm, and you own him.Give him a prostate orgasm through his cage, and you utterly break him.Take this position while asking him if he’d like to have anal sex? Words can’t express what it does to him when you bend him
evilbuildingsblog: And when he saw the dark lords castle, his heart races like a thousand untamed horses, but he took one last deep breath and headed for the castles tower, as if it was watching and knew he was coming…
ratzrad: Mom was looking very hot in kitchen and when i saw her i had a hard on and i guess she noticed it ! Then i asked if she wanted something hot for her breakfast and she was up for it ! Little she knew it was my dick 😎
chrisgandjohnv: I was hanging out with this girl and we both wanted to fuck eachother. So we both said on three I’ll pull out my tits if you pull your cock out. She pulled her nice big tits and and when she saw my cock emerge from my pants she was
This is what happens when you go to streams and meet someone great who complements you snow-white-and-little-red I’m lookin at you
My dog has these ‘anxiety seizures’ some times when she gets to excited or if some thing scares her enough and this morning she had one around 6 I’m super tired and kinda shook up because I had her since she was a puppy, shes my baby
rwbwby:2aminmyworld: trace-101:This is what happens when you’re a fan of gay rocks and pianos and ragtimeAnd here’s the sheet music if you’re that interested rwbwby mm gotta listen to this later
noahczherny: like pls don’t be mad if you send me an ask or reply to one of my posts and i don’t answer it even though i’m clearly online and reblogging shit i’m just slightly stressed and when i’m stressed i tend to just not talk because my
wlws: so i was playing anna and caught this really cute voice line between pharah and her?If you can’t hear her:I was killing a tracer and when I got the kill off pharah says “mom you’re amazing!”
spatialheather: jen-iii: I talk to @l-sula-l and @spatialheather like on a day to day basis and it still shocks me that I’ve only known them for like less than a year?? Like we’re at that point that it feels fucking WEIRD if we don’t talk for
I’m sorry for everything , my darling.. i hopefully trust fate to maybe bring us back together one day, and when, and if, that day comes, I promise that we will leave all this shit behind us.. and live happily ever after..
I used to love designing dresses when I was like 10 and I found the sketchbook I drew them in and decided to draw the gfs in some of them(lemony-the-fruit)you sent these so long ago AND I STILL THINK THEY’RE CUTE AS HECK
i was so goddamn confused for a second when i went into my inbox but i’m also very happy because lightning mcqueen is my baby and this is delightful. yes sarge and fillmore are married, probably canonicallyalso watch the third one if you wanna talk
in tomodachi life when two characters are dating/married sometimes the option to hear them blab about their sweetheart comes up. if you choose to listen they start talking about how wonderful they think they are and they end up talking so mu cH the game
remember when weiss asked blake individually if she wanted to have some coffee w/ herand blake the damn cool kid said “tea” because she cant with coffee and weiss was like just like cool we outand then they did just that
all u can really do as a gay at this point is just shrug and laugh uncomfortably when even more new bs moments are revealed
mikkimischiefmfc: :You left me alone, tied up and blindfolded, with no idea if or when you were returning. After a while I have my doubts, and my impatient squirming becomes serious escape attempts. I keep thinking I hear you, and falling back into piles
anyway I’m in the mood to tie up boys and make them watch me touch myself / linger my pussy right above their cock and face w/o ever letting them touch because honestly… they don’t deserve it
