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They both blushed when I asked her if she wanted to meet you and then, with a very emphatic tone, if she would like to stay the night with us. You had to see her husband face when she agreed and I immediately asked him if he also wanted that his wife
OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG WHEN I SAW THE NOTIFICATION ON TUMBLR POP UP ON MY SCREEN WHEN askbreejetpaw I LITERALLY FELT MY HEART SKIP A BEAT, NO JOKE, IT HURT OWO BUT WHO CARES SENPAI IF FOLLOWING MEEE! /)w(\
If anyone is free tomorrow
When she opens her legs wide, inviting me to fuck her, I’m pretty powerless to resist. But I would be very patient if there was another guy in line ahead of me.
If we date you're gonna have to get used to me always wanting to touch you
so if anybody asks theres gonna be a lot of pokemon and overwatch here for a while
puremancock: In my opinion, cocks that are uncircumcised are almost always hot when flaccid, and when erect it is a wildcard if they will remain hot or not. If the foreskin is pulled back enough when erect it is hot, but if not, it loses its hot factor.
sporkymod:ksuriuri:also random sketch imagine tho, what if Rose had a secret fear that used to creep on her while least expected and Pearl was the only one who would come and comfort herWould u mind if I color this?? Or is that too much to askNo, I don’t
Rant on misconceptions about Futanari in the SU fandom under the cut :/I just saw a post, and I’m a little stressed out that some people think that when artists draw futa!Jasper (or Ruby), they’re trying to equate her to a man… I would
even if u dont like shinee u kinda do like shinee
xraychan:worst movie trope is when the weird girl gets a makeover. fuck you. fuck off. i hate you.
Weird Camping wetting dream When I went to bed I had a dream that I was camping with one of my friends, we were hiking to a camp site and the few days that passed I didn’t pee.. dream me thought it was too scary to pee in the woods so just refused to
if u look at this tab ur gay
If I flinch please don’t mention it
If the folks had written Dean Winchester the exact same way, except with the explicit INTENT to portray a main character grappling with untreated BPD, they’d have been one of the most visible, progressive media outlets when it came to the subject
Reblog this if your muse misses other rper's muses when their mun is not online.
gh0stbreath:gh0stbreath: ✨ Reblogs are super appreciated ✨ IF YOU TYPE THE LINK IN MANUALLY SPELL IT GHOSTBREATH with an o and not a 0 I didn’t realize kofi changed it lmao!hey guys! I’m opening up ko-fi commissions to help cover the cost of
80sdanceclub: like when you think about it, pronouns are mostly used in conversation when the person isn’t there and you’re having a conversation about the person with another person. so correct pronouns matter the MOST when the person isn’t around.
evolutia: When I was in school, I always hated when I had a problem with another student and a teacher would dismiss it with: what are you going to do when you get into the real world? Or if it was a group setting: you work with people you don’t like
I feel off and achy and tired and I have a ridiculously long day today.if you could send me nice stuff it’d be rly nice.
rainygay: Midousuji Dakimakura (body pillows) available HERE!!This was one of those projects where I really wanted one, so I decided to make it a reality! This was a collab between fleebites and me, with me doing the layout, faces, and coloring, and
birdsons: emptyinkbottle: If someone looks uncomfortable when you hug them, please stop hugging them. If someone shuffles away when you stand beside them, don’t move closer to them again. If someone shrugs your hand off their shoulder, don’t
mazokhist: Bonds by Vincere Noel Via Flickr: On our way to location we came across a path surrounded by thorns. I’m always super grateful when my models are willing to go through thick and thin for my photos. Zoe (right) ended up getting scratched
aspiring-kryptonian: It’s one thing when people watch a kid’s show with even the slightest inkling of a mature theme or idea and say “HOW IS THIS A KID’S SHOW?!?!?!?!”, but it’s another entirely when someone literally forgets that what they’re
I don’t know if I ever told this story before but way back when SU first started (November of 2013) I spent days finding and reading interviews and doing research and stuff on all the cast and crew, because that’s what I tend to do when I like a new
artemispanthar: In “Lars and the Cool Kids” Pearl is talking about Rose and she says “she saw the beauty in everything, no matter how gross.” and I’m wondering if maybe she was kind of referring to herself. The temptation is to think she’s
If You Can Believe Your Eyes and Ears
mouthmoodz:i entreat people on tumblr to realize that when you use double quotation marks in tags, tumblr will take whatever is inside the quotation marks and turn it into a separate tag that appears at the beginning of the list of tags.so if you tagged
When people consistently like/reblog my posts, I grow fond of them even if I've never talked to them.
If I accidentally drop our thread it's not because I don't want to play it's because I'm a horrible roleplayer and 100% scatter brained. Never be afraid to message me to remind me it's my turn.
If you are awake right now, what time is it there and what are you thinking about?
i told myself i could do the 10+1 republishing scout again if i got SSS on an expert song since today’s the last day and i almost cried because i kept getting rares (and 1 sr raku). i was starting to cry when i got the summer festival sr shiki b/c
if anyone knows a fix for my phone pls tell me what i should do. this is really worrying me and i can’t afford a new phone :(
When it happened three months ago I wasn’t sure if it was a fluke or not (one line, c'mon) but I would just like to state for the record that Historia started getting thought bubbles as soon as her memories were recovered.Thus justifying my petty
gentlepeople:when beach house said “i’ll take care of you, if you ask me to, i’ll take care of you, that’s true.” and when euripides wrote “i’ll take care of you.” “it’s rotten work.” “not to me. not if it’s you.” and mitski
mycheatingadventures: This is what happens when you get a married woman at the hotel bar drunk enough to then ask if you could fuck her - and when she says no because she’s married, you then ask if you could just fuck her tits……..and she says “sure,
If I were a stand up comedian, I’d just spend my entire set shitting on men, straight people, cis folks, white people. And when people write think pieces like “wow…offensive much?” I’ll just say “comedy is supposed
mozzarellahighrise: when someone tells you their favorite candy, listen. write it down if you have to. remember it. when you know they’re having a shitty day, buy it for them. be the best human you can be; buy your friends their favorite candy when
filmictrans:when travis mcelroy said “what if you could just cut out the bullshit and do good recklessly?” and when marc evan jackson said “now go do something good” and when chidi anagonye said “i argue that we choose to be good because
At my heart i am a stubborn, pain in the ass survivalist. We all are. Adrenaline is a hell of a thing xD I’ll die when I’m dead and fuck you if you try to kill me before that.
if you can make me physically smile when talking to me online then you are fantastic
i miss everything. i think i’m forcing this upon myself. ‘i’m finally numb, so please don’t get me rescued’ when is spring gonna be here? (go away michael/kevin and stop reading this out loud)
Reblog if music saved your life or made you feel better somehow.
If allergies could just stop that would be great. Any time now. God please.
tbh if we did ever get married it would be in a field or on a beach with a jp and my mom and my grandmother and grandfather and his parents and siblings AND THAT IS IT (maybe my brother and step dad, too, idk)i could not possibly say the things that
pon-raul: when u accidentally pour too much alcohol into ur mixed drunk and u have to tough it up Bc momma didn’t raise a quitter
If her legs aren't shaking when ur done then ur not done 😏😋👅💦
degradeyourself4daddy: Daddy decides what you wear, when you speak, where you go and who fucks you, and when (and if) you cum. So it makes sense that he should decide when you breathe. Having Daddy inside your throat is more important isn’t it?
When we’re home together, the key is IN the lock. He just can’t use it. It’s weirdly extra cruel. Plus, if he loses it, it’s his own damn fault.
@FOLLOWERS and @MUTUALS when you upload something you all can tag my URL so i can reblog it
ironicdavestrider: emt-monster: Please reblog if you know anyone who might take party drugs. seriously they can tell when you’ve been spiked and when it was intentional, and if you think someone gave you laced weed, describe how you are when you’re
comedictrans:when travis mcelroy said “what if you could just cut out the bullshit and do good recklessly?” and when marc evan jackson said “now go do something good” and when chidi anagonye said “i argue that we choose to be good because
When you just showered then spend 30 minutes riding your wand till you’re a sweaty mess then have to go shower again
Every time someone doesn’t stop or even slow down when I’m walking across a crosswalk at school (which is all the time it’s pathetic honestly) I’m just like HIT ME bitch do it. I’ll get a personal injury lawyer and make some
Anyways don’t slip and think I don’t keep up with who has paid what for my SnapChat. If you paid ษ you only get to view. If you paid ุ, you can take screenshots. Don’t act like you don’t know this—you chose the tier to pay for when you read