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When ladies request nude personal training one on one in their home skilled trainers require two forms if ID with at least one photo ID to verify they are an adult and who they say they are. This training is more often than not both physical and very
And you learned what their plans were when next day evening them phoned your wife and told her they would like to meet her again, but only if it was possible to meet her alone. They said it might be possible to include you at a later time, but only after
When her hubby unintentionally saw that she had installed that app in her iPhone, she finally had to tell him that they could only stay married if he let her have as many female lovers as she wanted.
When he told her that her needs mattered more than his selfish jealousy and that if he wasn’t able to fulfill her sexual needs and found his boss very sexy she was free to have sex with him, her smile said “I knew that you’d finally
When your wife asked you if the knickers she was wearing were too casual for the dinner with your boss, and you advised her to wear the La Perla lingerie set you had bought her, you knew that you had made yourself a cuckold.
If you hadn’t told your sister-in-law that you were going to tell your brother that you knew that she was cheating on him with your boss, perhaps he wouldn’t have made you watch her and your wife suck his cock or even submissively assent when
When your boss asked your wife if she fantasised about having sex with other men, her answer was a clear yes. Those vacations were the beginning of your cuckolding.
When your boss told you, “my secretary would have sex with you if you let me fuck your wife,” you didn’t imagine that hearing your wife’s loud pleasure moans as he fucked her wouldn’t be the only humiliation you would have to endure. But the
When your boss told you, “my secretary would have sex with you if you let me fuck your wife,” you didn’t imagine that hearing your wife’s loud pleasure moans as he fucked her wouldn’t be the only humiliation you would have to endure. But
When your wife suggested, “honey, why don’t you ask my lover if he’d like to have some time alone with our daughter?” she knew that it would fully emasculate you, that it would be the cherry on top of your cuckolding.
When your little daughter asked your wife, “mommy, does the dark man wants to hurt the woman or the other man?” and she said, “no, sweetheart, he is just learning that if he doesn’t know how to dance, her wife may find some other
When your wife gave you a picture of her as a birthday present, she whispered into your ear, “you can masturbate to it if you want, but not too often. It’s the same picture my boss has on his home-office desk.” You couldn’t avoid
When your wife received the bouquet, she told her boss, “the roses are from my hubby. And since I told him yesterday night that I’m sharing the room with you; I suppose the roses mean, ‘I will always love you, even if you cuckold me&rsqu
When your wife said, “honey, they want to include me in a threesome; you don’t mind if I have sex with a black man, do you?” you blushed as you cast your eyes down and stuttered, “no, no, I don’t;” and everybody laughed.
When your wife told you, “Yes, honey, if you clean her apartment we’ll let you listen behind the door.” you knew that cuckolds must earn the little they get.
When your wife told you, “Yes, honey, if you clean her apartment we’ll let you listen behind the door.” you knew that cuckolds must earn the little they get.
When you said, “don’t you think we should leave now?” your wife said, “would you mind if I join them, your boss has the biggest cock I’ve ever seen.”
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something about bondage and jean gettin off on top of marco and then finishing him off, nearly chokin on his fat dick, when he whines. blame twitter.nsfw actual dick in the nsfw blog wew how’s everyone’s new years eve so far
When I gain new followers
If tumblr had been about when I was in high school and was obsessed with the X-Files then I would have been in so much trouble. A world of trouble.
If i ever cum and make a juicy mess on the floor i will clean it up and when Mistress or Wifey wishes it’ll be with my tongue which most of the time it is :D
If you’re into toon porn, you might find it quite frustrating to find a site that firstly you can trust and secondly get decent content on. Cartoon Valley might just tick all of your boxes! The site is very eyecatching and when the homepage loads you’ll
When I date someone at this point in my life. I’m not dating them just to say I’m dating someone. I’m dating them with the intent to build, progress and have a romantic partnership. If somewhere along the lines it doesn’t work out, fine. But
Fanworks make me sooooo incredibly happy. I am so thankful and blessed that I’m finally coming around as a writer. I’ve said this before on tumblr, but every week it feels more real. No pretend…I FEEL LIKE A REAL WRITER NOW. The writer
“When thinking of iconic romance, ask yourself if any imagery (paintings, photographs, film-stills) comes to mind that is not showing heterosexual couples? Probably not,” says photographer Braden Summers of his photo series of everyday gay and lesbian
When it hits you that squad quite possibly actually does not care. Even when you try and tell them that you don’t feel like they care.
If you told high school me “Hey, you know that character you try to emulate when you have more masculine-presenting days? You’re going to have a Tumblr URL featuring them.” I probably would have said, “First of all, what’s
thelittlestastronaut: terumiafuro: i love when people are passionate about a certain character, like really passionate about them bc then i start associating them with that character and then the character reminds me of them and i’ll just be looking
WHEN MY PI LETS ME DESIGN AN EXPERIMENT ON MY OWN
If you had a blog when you were 10 what would you have blogged about?
boygen1us:CAN YOU PLEASE RB THIS WITH IF YOU BELIEVE IN SOULMATES OR NOT IN THE TAGS??? (I BELIEVE IT MORE THAN ALMOST ANYTHING IT IS TOO SAD TO THINK WE DONT HAVE SOULMATES)
steelplatedhearts:steelplatedhearts:the hotel I’m staying in is having a chihuahua conference??? some lady told me there were over 300 chihuahuas in the building and if I wanted to, I could go watch the puppy competition in the morning. I’m in Heaven
If Steven does go into space soon I really hope he’s gonna bring along the Crystal Gems else I’m gonna be Sad.
hcandersen: fyi if you’re a tiny child, there was a time when browsers didn’t have tabs. you just had the one window and had to open a separate window for every other page you wanted open simultaneously. it was real bad
hermyonie: lionvillage: public schooling is a joke i mean you put 200 kids in each grade who are all different and need personalized education and classes and hate each other and you deprive them of using the restroom, eating when they get hungry, etc.
so i’m home alone and before my sister left she found a spider so when she attempted to kill it it scurried away before she could and so yeah long story short i’m home a lone with a spider who’s whereabouts i’m unsure of and
i’m sad because the mizuki plush ran out and fuck i was really looking forward to it.:‘cccccc
my favourite thing is when people still continue to follow you when you reblog a bunch of your otp even though it’s their notp.
when u want to learn new languages but if it’s anything other than spanish ur parents are like what the fuck do u want to learn that for.((((((((((:
amathophilia:IT’S SO HARD WHEN YOU’RE IN A CUDDLY MOOD AND DON’T HAVE ANYONE TO CUDDLE WITH THIS IS AN OUTRAGE
snowdear: We were talking about Shakespeare in English class and the tradition of throwing tomatoes when the actors are bad. Well it turns out, back then people thought tomatoes were poisonous, and so people would aim at the actors mouth and try to kILL
I’m a virgin and I’m pretty sure I know more about sex than most men I talk to.
bbcbridesheadrevisited:I love when it gets crazy onboard a spaceship and the scientist starts saying “I’m going to bypass the security override and reroute the auxiliary power supply to the penis generator”
If there’s one thing my depression has taught me, it’s that pain is awkward. Showing your pain to other people is awkward and they will usually be annoyed having to constantly revive you. And when you talk about wanting to die, you’re
and when i do answer, there’s no one there…. it might be more tolerable if there was at least some heavy breathing and moaning…. LOL
if you ever call me cute i will think about it all day and when i go to sleep i’ll just be a little burrito of blankets and i will whisper quietly “they called me cute”
That awkward moment when you repeat a word so many times, that it loses it's meaning, and it just sounds like a strange sound coming out of your mouth, then you're not even sure if it's a real word or not.
When you tell boys that you’re more into girls than boys and they get upset lmaooooo.
When you hear "Bad Moon Rising" by CCR
If I hyperventilate this much over uu’s swirly cheeks then I’ll have a heart attack and die when we find out his and UU’s canon designs.
If you're going to reblog a picture of a pairing from someone just to add onto it that you dislike the pairing/the character(s)
if i were an anime id be one of those characters who has never cooked before in her life and on her first try she makes the kitchen a mess and flour poofs all over her face and when she’s done the food isnt looking very pretty and kinda questionable
When it rains: Steven helps a friend who is afraid of thunderstormsBarn Mates: Steven helps two friends get along in the barnNotice how they never say the friend´s name. If it was a non spoiler character like Connie or Lars their names would be on the
If you laugh at him every time he asks for release, or asks when it is…You might catch the look in his eyes at the very moment that you break him.And it is magical!
affectionatesuggestion: If I’m dating you I’m going to date all of you. this includes the parts of you that you may not like and the parts you’re working on. because that’s what people do when they’re in love.
If anyone’s following me specifically for fic updates, the bad news is that I will definitely not be updating this week as planned. The good news, however, is that an update is coming late because I put the business of writing aside so that I could
You are not a bad student if you skip school every now and then to take a mental health day. It is important to care for yourself.
If you really want your money back you need to stop hiding behind the anonymous button and send me an email.
I should really block every man who messages me and goes on and on about how they want to support me, then when I give them options to pay me or subscribe, fucking radio silence. I’m a sex worker. This is my income. You can *only* support me financially.
