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busybeatalks: busybeatalks:The reality of the situation is simple. If you want to know if a man if worthwhile, slowly undress in front of him and when he sees you standing there in your pretty pace panties that caress your curves so delicately he is
busybeatalks:The reality of the situation is simple. If you want to know if a man if worthwhile, slowly undress in front of him and when he sees you standing there in your pretty pace panties that caress your curves so delicately he is going to be one
3legand3hole: Turned down again….. Hubs egged me on to ask our weed connect if I could get a discount for sucking his cock off. So I text our guy and when its about time to meet up I asked him in a message if he would be down for a discount if
dysfunctionalqueer: PSA if you send me nice messages and i don’t respond there is a 100% chance i saw it and it made me super duper uber happy but i have no idea how to respond and i will let it sit in my inbox for days or weeks and smile when i see
I had a really stressful dream last night that I got blackout drunk and then found out everything that happened and had flashbacks like a cut seen in a movie. I woke up in the dream and looked at my phone and found out I posted my face on Tumblr, posted
rosetylr: If a guy ever insists that you two have sex without a condom just smile really big and get teary eyed and emotional and start talking about how excited you are that he wants to have a baby with you and when he tries to interject and say that’s
shutiao:the worst part about being bilingual is being only like… moderately bilingual. like you can make conversation but you can’t like read articles and shit. or if you can understand but not respond. or if you only know enough to look impressive
ispyspookymansion:if you want me to consume a new media you MUST catch me at the exact moment when the stars are aligned and the air pressure is equal to the current degree of the sun’s peak against the horizon and all the cosmic energies are perfectly
andahappynew-year: itsmorifarty: biologytextbook: when someone taller than you hugs you and you kind of put your head on their chest and it feels really protective and warm like godamn if thats not the greatest shit in the world alternatively, being
kneeling-for-master: fortheloveofasub: rolledtrousers: There is no power in the strike of a whip if it is all that you feel. If the pain is the only thing you’re familiar with, if the pain is where you live, then you’ll grow used to it, like the
daeranilen: theplushfrog: commanderflowers: kinkshamer69: i wonder if my pets have like a proper language and when i try to speak back to them im just speaking jargon like for example my cat always speaks to me when I come home and i meow back to
thundercatssghost: theplushfrog: commanderflowers: kinkshamer69: i wonder if my pets have like a proper language and when i try to speak back to them im just speaking jargon like for example my cat always speaks to me when I come home and i meow
hearthrobespierre: reblog if u remember when people weren’t entitled and when kids played OUTSIDE with STICKS not on their ipads, and the BLOOD of the ARISTOCRACY ran FREE down the COBBLESTONE
hahaharuka: if you are flirting with me please put [I AM FLIRTING WITH YOU] at the end of every sentence because i am dumb and i don’t understand when people are nice and when people are flirting thank u this has been a psa
slut-problems: When you’re a slut guys don’t care if they are hurting you or not. All they care about is getting their cock off. And when you’re a slut you just want them to hurt you and get their cock off.
windicuffs-tier: windicuffs-tier: what if when we fall asleep and we start dreaming it’s actually just alternate universe versions of us waking up and when we’re awake that’s their time to sleep I CAN ALREADY TELL THAT THIS IS A POST I SHOULD
sexcake: windicuffs-tier: windicuffs-tier: what if when we fall asleep and we start dreaming it’s actually just alternate universe versions of us waking up and when we’re awake that’s their time to sleep I CAN ALREADY TELL THAT THIS IS A POST
sonneillonv: theplushfrog: commanderflowers: kinkshamer69: i wonder if my pets have like a proper language and when i try to speak back to them im just speaking jargon like for example my cat always speaks to me when I come home and i meow back
sexual-frank-iero:dear followers, I’m sorry if I reblog too much “ask me anything” or “send me a number” things, but I really like when you talk to me, I love when you tell me stuff about yourselves, and when I see that little 1 in my inbox
slange78: I worship her pussy like no one has ever before. If I could have her for breakfast, brunch, lunch, afternoon snack, dinner and dessert, I would. I’m addicted to making her cum. She’s so fucking sexy when she’s cumming, and when I look
jessiphia: Also, fun fact: being nice to someone you hate does NOT make you two faced it makes you a mature adult who knows when to pick their battles and when to just let it go and tolerate someone for their shitty personality. if you think otherwise
My wife accidentally ran into my brother after her shower when I was at work, and her robe “fell open”…..She asked him if he wanted to see the rest, since he now had seen her boobs, and when he nodded, she took him into his bedroom upstairs,
betabros: justafag: If Master wants a fuck he will fuck me where and when he decides, I will continue to make dinner best I can and expect punishment if dinner is not to his satisfaction or late. Lucky guy to be meeting two needs at once!
sjwmaliyan: when cats r really excited to see you and they come trotting as fast as their lil leggys can carry them and go ‘prrrt!’ the whole time reblog if you agree?
woooooooooooow my dad just tried to gyp 40 fucking bucks out of me when I paid him back for the work done on my car and when I told him that he told me a different amount he started laughing because I knew he was lying and jesus fucking christ what if
This student who has issies with me came in asked me if I was teaching and when I said yes she said she wasn’t going to take class. Likeeee u got issue if you wake up at 5am to come and tell someone you don’t like to take their classes lol.
literally all the comments and tags on my nepeta psa are making me so happy rn nepeta mistreatment has been going on for far too long and i seriously don’t know where it came from, maybe if i was in the fandom right when she was shown then i could
Ride the lightning! This extreme metal cage was perfect for testing the slave’s responses to the cattle prod, especially when applied to his sensitive chastised balls!To listen to his screams (and see if lightning really did arrive when called), join
jaykay69bg: I love it when He warms up with my ass. That turns me on so much , makes my pussy drooling, and when He is done with it and starts pumpin my loose cunt it’s wetter than it could ever get if He fucks it in the first place ….so dirty …i
operativesurprise: keplercryptids: keplercryptids: I spent the afternoon arranging our books by size and color (and it’s so satisfying and looks amazing) and my partner came home and stared in shock at the bookcase and then said “i’m a librarian,
patrickat: “If we have a woman President, I’m moving to New Zealand,” like STFU we’re still waiting for you to leave. You said you were moving when we elected a black President, when Congress passed health care reform, and when gay marriage
kumagawa: kumagawa: i was banned from taking baths when i was younger because i would use up all the bubble bath and when confronted in the tub i would retreat into the bubbles and tell them to schedule an audience if they wanted to meet the king of
heybigtits: shortsgasm: What if your eyes are a camera and everytime you blink you take a photo and when you die all the photos are played back in your mind But then what if we could print the photos out of our bum
readingwench: jessiphia: Also, fun fact: being nice to someone you hate does NOT make you two faced it makes you a mature adult who knows when to pick their battles and when to just let it go and tolerate someone for their shitty personality. if
quietactions: I don’t know much about you, Except that when you laugh, my world feels lighter, And when you smile at me, I couldn’t be happier. Would it be okay if I just sit around a learn what there is inside your soul? (And maybe a kiss, or three?)
“holding hands” and “tying up each other’s hair” is going to be read as friendship every single time no matter how hint hint it might tease of being more than thatim tired of hints and “what ifs”. if they are a romantic couple i want it
thanks so much to those that sent me commission requests! ;-;If you sent one and i haven’t replied to it yet, then its because i’m currently working on other ones and i will get to you as soon as i am able!
my favorite thing when watching a playthrough of DOAX3 with marie rose is during beach volleyball when she tries to serve from the back and always hits the netA SMALL BEAN
thirst122: I know that some people in the fandom were concerned with the wording in the twins bio concerning Bolin and Eska’s relationship. Second Photo: (if you watch the clip you can see her hair bands and if you look closely you can see the makeup
company:when kafka said “all the love in the world is useless when there is total lack of understanding” and when richard siken said “if you love me, you don’t love me in a way I understand.”
prideinpassion: anotherdayforchaosfay: mamalizmas: dreamlightasafeather: IF YOU NEED TO CALL 911 BUT ARE SCARED TO BECAUSE OF SOMEONE IN THE ROOM, dial and ask for a pepperoni pizza. They will ask if you know you’re calling 911. Say yes, and continue
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