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Just like your mommy taught you when you were young, it’s so important to mind your manners and to always say thank you! You should feel grateful that chastity belts are so easy to access online, so if you don’t have one, buy one, even if you don’t
intocutcock: If cut at birth: How and when did you found out you where cut? And what went through your mind? Reblog if you are curious too.
hahaharuka: if you are flirting with me please put [I AM FLIRTING WITH YOU] at the end of every sentence because i am dumb and i don’t understand when people are nice and when people are flirting thank u this has been a psa
swelltits: Sha said she had a surprise to show you. When you walked in and saw her buck naked from behind, your mouth started to water. And when you noticed the way her tits had swollen to be visible from behind, your jaw dropped. “Now if you
sopa–de–caracol: shychemist: Day 1 of Donald Trump via @Shaunking Update: Added 5 more photos. This is sickening. If this doesn’t tell you anything, i dont know what will.And if you support trump, how can you condone this?
okimstillhere: anuglypineapple: whospilledthebongwater: warsangeli: when u meet a poc and they introduce themselves w/the white pronounciation of their name like no sweetie you’re safe here, roll the r Like you might have to pronounce your names
What I do not understand is people comin to me with fuckin shit constantly on my day off as if I were here with my nametag, walkie, and business casual. Bitch no. You can treat me like the MOD when I am the MOD. Customers I expect to know better and still
springdday: ommanyte: Does anyone genuinely call their siblings sis, sister, little/big sis, bro, brother, little/big brother etc. as constantly as this appears to be portrayed in media? I’m extremely sceptical. Now, affectionally addressing them by
melredcap:comp-lady: glorious-spoon: theunitofcaring: I don't get seasonal depression, I just get slightly sleepier and more irritable and mopey when I don’t get any sunlight, but when I said this to my doctor she was like “you should still get
beefnap: Hey, if you still miss your pet that is okay. I don’t care if it is years later and you still cry because they were not there this morning to greet you in that one of a kind way they did. It isn’t trivial, it isn’t stupid, and you are not
sexual-frank-iero: dear followers, I’m sorry if I reblog too much “ask me anything” or “send me a number” things, but I really like when you talk to me, I love when you tell me stuff about yourselves, and when I see that little 1 in my inbox
kumagawa: kumagawa: i was banned from taking baths when i was younger because i would use up all the bubble bath and when confronted in the tub i would retreat into the bubbles and tell them to schedule an audience if they wanted to meet the king of
Tfw you’re clearly not wanted :) When they’re online and read your messages but don’t wanna talk to you :)) When (different they) go on a date with you and tell you they’d like to see you again but completely avoid you :)))
nostalgiaultra: Im that guy on an MMO who wont wear armour if it looks like shit I refuse I will wear a worse armour if it looks good and when all else fails i will wear nothing but pants and some gloves because I’d rather be killed than swagless
feathered-dragoness: dragonofenergie: “Why do you flinch so hard?” Maybe there was a time when someone wasn’t kidding when they swung at me. yup. right up there with “why do you get so panicky when people raise their voice?” males
unfortunatesalmon: lameborghini: if u wear heels to school i have a few questions: 1. why i wore heels to school today and i have an answer friend it improves posture it looks nice when i walk i go clip clop clip clop it’s a huge confidence booster
lehgetit: jessiphia: also, fun fact: being nice to someone you hate does NOT make you two faced it makes you a mature adult who knows when to pick their battles and when to just let it go and tolerate someone for their shitty personality. if you
theguiltywife: Mercedes got in touch when she saw another naughty wife sending dirty pictures in to my blog. She’s been married for years and wonders if guys would get off on seeing her. She said she’s a curvy girl and when I asked her how big
r4yquaza: pikachhugrr: logic-dictates: If you understand this, you had an awesome childhood, and you are awesome. I AM AWESOME. Giant Dragonite woo Back when that episode originally aired in the US (when I was, like, 8) I got into an argument with
ai-wa: Please, if you don’t like a pairing, character, interpretation… don’t declare so in the tags when you are rebloging fanart. Because the author can see it, and you know, it’s very rude and it will change nothing. The only thing you will
ragingrexasaurus replied to your post:I wonder if the Gems always had the ability… that would be cool like maybe they adapted the skill to communicate verbally when they observed humans and imagine gems talking in different languages!!! I remember
Incidentally, I’m going to be super disappointed if the Cartoon Network shop never makes a mug with Garnet and the “I drink coffee for breakfast” line. Like that line was pretty much made to be put on a coffee mug, its perfect, it is
nessicamiller: what if at the wedding patrice shows up and when the minister asks if there are any objections patrice stands up to recite a sweet heartfelt speech and robin screams “NOBODY ASKED YOU PATRICE!”
jessiphia: Also, fun fact: being nice to someone you hate does NOT make you two faced it makes you a mature adult who knows when to pick their battles and when to just let it go and tolerate someone for their shitty personality. if you think otherwise
sonneillonv: theplushfrog: commanderflowers: kinkshamer69: i wonder if my pets have like a proper language and when i try to speak back to them im just speaking jargon like for example my cat always speaks to me when I come home and i meow back
myersandbriggs: transtrendad: we should stop putting our mbti types in our abouts and use our seme/uke types as seen by semeuke.com like does it matter if ur an esfj or istp when no one has any idea if you might be a chibi seme or a flaming uke true.
otpprompts: Imagine your OTP playing strip poker. Person A is very good at it, while Person B can’t bluff. When Person is about to take their underwear out, however, Person A just gives up playing and they have sex. Person B later says they won, since
i honestly can’t get the idea of mizushigure/kouao double dates out of my head. like i know i’ve talked about this before but fuck if it wouldn’t be the cutest thing.(´ ▽｀*) especially when it comes to mizuki and koujaku. like they’d probably
kingjaffejoffer: specta-a: kingjaffejoffer: Why is this site full of depressed people. I jerk off and sleep like a baby after Lil Wayne - No Worries.mp3 If Jacking off is bad when you’re single then when are you supposed to do it?
corbeezyyy: fierceblackwomen: aalante: naaraixo: kill-samurai: !!!!!!!!!!! When you have 2 jobs and still broke ^ when 99% of your life is spent working but you’re still broke @crime-she-typed us When you have two good-paying jobs, your wife
I love these months when they don’t tell us when the chapter is coming out. It either means it’s a day off from the expected schedule, or that the chapter disappeared into a wormhole and maybe, if you’re lucky, it will show up before the next one
princessamericachavez: In Mexico we kiss on the cheek greet each other all the time and I think it’s great and you guys should know about it a little more. Like, there are rules. When you don’t really know someone you don’t kiss them. When you
sunshinejoly: so. you know when u go to undyne’s house and when you select the piano she says that alphys’ “friend” just lay on it and fed himself grapes?? well its obviously mettaton being fab but if u think abt it he wasn’t mettaton ex at
malcolmxnetwork: If we’re going to be businessmen then we have to learn how to produce that which we’re going to sell, and when you become the producers of your own commodity, you’re independent. Don’t you know, brothers and sisters, if you’re
monstersinmirrors: “If you’re constantly ashamed when you’re growing up, when you become an adult you’re constantly ashamed. And when you get close to people you assume they will only like you as long as they see you in your best light. There
windicuffs-tier: windicuffs-tier: what if when we fall asleep and we start dreaming it’s actually just alternate universe versions of us waking up and when we’re awake that’s their time to sleep I CAN ALREADY TELL THAT THIS IS A POST I SHOULD
thundercatssghost: theplushfrog: commanderflowers: kinkshamer69: i wonder if my pets have like a proper language and when i try to speak back to them im just speaking jargon like for example my cat always speaks to me when I come home and i meow
jjiversen: sonneillonv: theplushfrog: commanderflowers: kinkshamer69: i wonder if my pets have like a proper language and when i try to speak back to them im just speaking jargon like for example my cat always speaks to me when I come home and
I hate this. I hate the power you have over me. Why do I still get upset when I think about you? When I realize I have to see you? When it used to be a happy hello, a conversation, and an invitation to dinner or hanging out at the hotel. Those were
autotrophe:When I refer to “a friend“ it can be someone I’ve only heard of, a friend from the internet or even my mother’s friend
autobaeddelphilia: gorgoroth: gorgoroth:when companies hire scabs to fill in for striking workers and its food production and somehow the quality goes down dramatically as if the scabs are fucking it up somehow it feels hallucinatory. i’ve worked
coffeepeople:coffeepeople:coffeepeople:One time a friend told me that if she wanted to have a chill night she would come to me and ask for tea and a book to read. I didn’t like tea at the time, but I always made sure my cupboards had them in case she
sexxxisbeautiful: huffingtonpost: Dude’s Texts Are Exactly What Not To Do When A Woman Cancels A Date Words like “overreacting” and “psycho” don’t help. oh dear god this is like every terrible text a woman has ever received all rolled up
princeloki: art takes hours to produce and seconds to consume so dont act suprised when artists get upset when their posts only get likes and no reblogs similarly a piece of writing that takes a few minutes to read could have weeks of work behind it…
a-female-as-a-defective-male: My manhood gone“I was embarrassed as hell as mom stood there watching when I was fitted for one of the ladies special panties, and when she was done, and just like the boobs, if you didn’t know I was a boy, you probably
jessiphia: also, fun fact: being nice to someone you hate does NOT make you two faced it makes you a mature adult who knows when to pick their battles and when to just let it go and tolerate someone for their shitty personality. if you think otherwise
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