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bombaree: one time i was really sad and i decided to put cream cheese and bagels in a blender to see if i could make a bagel smoothie and when my dad asked why i was putting bagels in the blender at 2 in the morning and I just started crying hysterically
cucuyandbruja: I don’t think your husband would stop fucking me, even if I begged him. In fact, I think he likes it when I beg. Especially when he takes my ass…
alltheangst: jackbassam: When I have the sex talk with my kids I’m just going to tell them to follow the basic rule “If your age is on the clock, you’re too young for the cock” yeah, and when my kid turns thirteen imma go, “Sit back down,
portmanteaurian: sonneillonv: theplushfrog: commanderflowers: kinkshamer69: i wonder if my pets have like a proper language and when i try to speak back to them im just speaking jargon like for example my cat always speaks to me when I come home
meetaclassybitch: The first picture is me and my twinbrother when we were 3 years old. The second picture is me on my brother’s funeral. He was 18 years old and killed himself. I don’t care if this ruins your blog. I want you to reblog this and make
micdotcom: Women fire back at Oprah Magazine’s fat shaming with #RocktheCrop “Can I pull off a crop top?“ "If (and only if!) you have a flat stomach, feel free to try one.” When O magazine wrote that response they probably didn’t see
hellyeahstelena: Today, when we’re fighting, if I say “I can’t do this anymore, Elena”, what I really mean is that I love you. And when I say “Fine Stefan, whatever”… well, that means I love you too.
dem0litionl0ser: heyfunniest: glitterweave: i got this shirt and it has this weird ruffled hood / neck so i can wear it like this but if its gets cold i can also put it over my mouth and nose like this and when it rains i can use it as a hoodie and
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey: bombaree: one time i was really sad and i decided to put cream cheese and bagels in a blender to see if i could make a bagel smoothie and when my dad asked why i was putting bagels in the blender at 2 in the morning and
polaroidplumber: I love when women cook for me. Even if it is in her own kitchen, when her husband is on a business trip. #PLUMBER
polaroidplumber: she sent this to me on her 19yr old birthday. We met in New Jersey, she was 18 when I first hit it. If you know this girl she really likes her ass hole played with when you go down on her. Just a tip!
allwomenarebeautifulblog: kayleepond: We were getting ready to go run some errands and my good bra was downstairs, so I just got ready with pants, shoes, and socks as if nothing was wrong, intending to grab my bra and shirt when I got downstairs. Mr.
cybuggin: cybuggin: Tonight at the con I was about to take a picture with a deadpool cosplayer and when we were posing he said “is it okay if I put my hand on your waist?” And I was like “yeah sure thanks for asking!” And he just laughed and
scribblingbearcat: rosetylr: If a guy ever insists that you two have sex without a condom just smile really big and get teary eyed and emotional and start talking about how excited you are that he wants to have a baby with you and when he tries to
royalsiblings: At first we only teased, grinding and playing, promising not to put it in, pretending it wasn’t incest if he didn’t insert… but things always got hotter and heavier… and when he started to push inside all I could do was moan and
pizzaforpresident: I saw Frozen the other day and when Hans and Anna were about to kiss and then Hans was like “if only somebody loved you” some woman a few rows down from us gasped extremely loudly and shouted “YOU SON OF A BITCH”
bootleg-firework: shrinking-ulzzang: rabid-logan: barbie-isalive: This is very important if you’re ever in a situation similar this pretend that you’re dead don’t scream and @#!*% my dad told us this if someone shoots up our school SUPER IMPORTANT
goals for 2015: be less passive aggressive and say no when i get even the slightest urge to say it. speak my mind more. not let my anxiety and timidity stop me from meeting new people and making new friends. i’m not a terrible person and need to let
lastlips: misscherry: beloved-rose: Teen With Epilepsy Has A Seizure When Her Service Dog Is Distracted This article is too important for me to just post a link that you probably won’t click through to read. THIS is why you DO NOT EVER pet service
It’s so annoying when someone posts a nude or half naked picture of themselves in a bedroom, and then some dumbass person wants to be like, “Oh. This would be hot if your room wasn’t so dirty.” Get the fuck out. The person still
gilbertsalvatorediaries: “ About a fan made Ian and Paul iPhone case: it had a picture of Paul and Ian holding hands, accompanied by the saying “Bros before hoes”. Paul and Ian really liked this, and when a fan later asked if their characters
bgob: fleekin-mami: 😍😍😍😍 Wth when did Camila change her name to Sophia and when did she become Libra if she’s born in April ? Lol @cristyb7
ms-macky: yay-im-a-llama-again: You know what would be a really cool alarm clock, If it were Nick Fury from the Avengers, so when it went off it said “Wake up MOTHER FUCKER!!!” and when you pressed snooze it went “I acknowledge that you’ve made
pizzaforpresident: I saw Frozen the other day and when Hans and Anna were about to kiss and then Hans was like “if only somebody loved you” some woman a few rows down from us gasped extremely loudly and shouted “YOU SON OF A BITCH” this is the
pastel-otherkin: penguinprincen: hey trans friends if you need binders/breast forms/makeup/etc but don’t want your parents to know, now is the best time to get it. you can order whatever it is online and when the package comes in if the ask what
lierdumoa: garrottduroque: joeybarriero: Yo ok what if there was a Cinderella story where Cinderella is a trans woman and that’s really why her stepmom treats her like shit and won’t let her go to the ball and when the prince and his men come around
seattlefangirl: garrottduroque: joeybarriero: Yo ok what if there was a Cinderella story where Cinderella is a trans woman and that’s really why her stepmom treats her like shit and won’t let her go to the ball and when the prince and his men come
srhshrp: my favorite part of that episode was when Kyle asked zoey if she had a boyfriend and when she said no he peaked through his fingers omg so cute
ihatedoorsbutnotmusic: so-uncivilised: tumblr mobile users be like I’m on mobile so I don’t know if this isn’t loading or if it’s a joke
What if I wore this when your buddies come over this evening, Honey??…..Then, about every 10-15 minutes, I’ll leave the room on some pretext, and when I come back in, I will have undone one more button, from the top down…..We’ll see
hellbecomingroundthemountain: And when the song is over, when the dance is simply done, let us dream about tomorrow as if we’ve only just begun.
amberfeets: Hi again! Thanks so much to everyone who has supported me so far over on GoFundMe. It’s really appreciated! If anyone has any questions about content or what you’ll be getting, feel free to message me and ask! I’m not sure if or when
amberfeets:Hi again! Thanks so much to everyone who has supported me so far over on GoFundMe. It’s really appreciated! If anyone has any questions about content or what you’ll be getting, feel free to message me and ask! I’m not sure if or when
ificanthavey0uwhywontyouletmego: I don’t know if it’s just me, but I feel people aren’t giving Max enough credit any more. On the schools tours when the students asked who their favourite was, they all said Max. And when All Time Low came out,
the-goddamazon: Dudes who actually react when you giving him the suck up. Bless y’all. I love guy-moans. I love when he start cussin under his breath and shit. He start looking for shit to hold onto, grabbing my hair, can’t figure out how his life
hella-bogus: endlessroadhome: hella-bogus: Ollie and her relationship with cats has not changed over the past couple of years @endlessroadhome Who else am I supposed to hug 😂 WTF ME. (Jk cats at more cuddly, if you hug me too much you might drown
imayjustbejamesmoriarty: defilerwyrm: theplushfrog: commanderflowers: kinkshamer69: i wonder if my pets have like a proper language and when i try to speak back to them im just speaking jargon like for example my cat always speaks to me when I
australiansanta: imagine getting pulled over by the cops and when he gets to your window he takes off his glasses and stares at you in disbelief and says your url in shock and he tells you that he’ll let you go free if you follow him back
hate when people say ‘you are so bipolar’ to people who are getting angry or if someone changes their opinion on something it’s 'oh she’s bipolar’ stfu mood swings don’t mean bipolar and being bipolar sucks so shush
I feel I always have to be poised and beautiful and sweet, always flawless and in my most pure, most perfected form even if it destroys me. im a little ballerina and my feet are broken.
now I have a moleskin journal to write down happy thoughts or moments and hopefully if I get a polaroid camera I can take pictures of things that made me happy and for when I’m anxious/angry I have a ‘wreck this journal’ that I carry
my first Friday night off in weeks, if not months! finally get to hang with my girls and not worry if I’ll have time enough to get ready!
sapphicisms: if you’re butch in public you’re showing kids what kind of woman they can be. you’re a marvel and an open door. you are something they might have thought was impossible. you are the proof little butch girls need that they can exist
notihotibarbie: Umm hey babe, I slid my panties inside my dripping pussy and I was thinking you might enjoy taking them to work today and when you go to the bathroom you can take them out of your pocket and inhale my delicious scent, and if it makes
hamburgertea said: *hugs* i understand, my parents pick on my weight cos i’m overweight and when i don’t feel like eating in school because i really don’t want to go get food people ask if i’m anorexic orz when in reality, i eat about as much
i hate it when tissues have scents on them, like who the hell wants to sniff flower scented perfume when you’re blowing your nose
//watches homestuck meps on youtube//gets excited when she sees a new one just made//holds breath hoping for Nepeta to get a part//she doesn’t//yells
sweetestesthome: Two Story Library This was another “what if” moment… When this sunken library was in construction, I looked up and said “What if we did a catwalk around the room?”… This is the result- a rich wood-paneled two story library
I, myself, get really excited when I open my kindle and a book that I preorderd (what feels like FOREVER ago) appears.
