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toddabella: Beauties at the Beach It’s getting warmer and when the weather gets nice, the beaches get crowded. I love seeing two very different people get along so well. And along side them are their pets Silkie and Axew. If you like the image, reblog
sweet-bitsy: What if you went out on a date with a moth and he took you by the hand with one of his fuzzy little legs and he was like “I want to take you to the most beautiful place I know, because you deserve nothing less” and when you get there
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sei-replies: au where vinyl and octavia are in an online relationship and when they both realize they live like an hours drive away. but octavia has social anxiety and shes afraid that if vinyl meets her in real life she wont like her as much anymore.
radrnad: my little brother absolutely adores ishimaru and idolises him and when i was doing my makeup before he asked if I could dress him up like him! and of course he wanted to show you all how well he could impersonate him so we took photos~!
godsandlittlefishes: we could try renaming romeo and juliet “mercutio laughing at all these goddamn straight people” and see if anyone notices
wafflability: Wild AU where Stede and Ed just kiss when they’re wearing eachothers damn clothes and everyone is happy, the end(Redrew this and I think I like this version better, at least?)
dionthesocialist: It’s hilarious that non-Americans on Tumblr are all like “OMG DENNY’S TUMBLR MAKES ME WISH I LIVED IN AMERICA SO I COULD EAT THERE,” while us Americans will literally only eat at Dennys if it’s 3 in the morning and we’ve
penfairy:“I would eat his heart in the marketplace” is legit the most savage line I have ever heard, I’d like to personally thank Shakespeare for putting into words that feeling of rage and protectiveness women get when some fuckboy hurts another
frawgs:frawgs:reply with ur sign and if u hate ur brother or notthe tags for this post are so funny cus they’re all like capricorn, he lit me on fire when i was 8 and pees in my bed , but he made me some food yesterday so i guess he’s ok
dadsoncircfun:I’m forced to suck my step dad’s cock almost everyday. And when I don’t do it right, I get spanked, restrained and we try again until I can make him cum in my mouth hands free. If I cry and slobber on it he cums faster.
:Daddy Decides: Daddy decides what position, what hole, and where to dump his seed. Daddy decides where and when. Daddy decides how rough, how hard, and how long he will use my holes for. Daddy decides if I gag or breathe while he uses my mouth hole.
Does anyone else get irritated when they see posts/hear people talking about a game in a series or episode of a show and they say “OMG skip this one it is terrible don’t even try it” etcetc? Especially if they don’t expand on why
Pearl seems to like to conjure visual aids when explaining or describing something (although the petals weren’t conjured, she was using them to illustrate her point). She also gesticulates a lot while speaking, which is a very ‘visual’
recursorsprite replied to your post: I get what folks are saying when they … If all the other universes melted in the same way the Stevens did, you could get some pretty good angst outta that too. quite true! And it’s arguably even worse
An important distinction: When Steven and his friends became an obstacle to Lapis, she didn’t hesitate to respond with force, nearly drowning Steven and Connie and breaking Greg’s leg (not to mention risking killing him by hurling the van),
mad-maddie: Man everyone has been so happy about E3 lately it’s really hard to not be happy and happy for others even if you don’t like every game everyone else is excited for or can’t play them. It’s just. It’s just refreshing. It feels really
it occurs to me that when I’m typing and I reach a point in my thoughts where I’d be gesticulating if I were speaking, I stop typing momentarily in order to make the gesture. And I gesture pretty constantly while speaking so I do this a lot in the
tbh, I’m not even sure if form cycling is actually a universal Gem thing during reforming. Neither Lapis nor Peridot cycle through forms when they regenerate, and I suppose you could make the argument that neither of them have forms to cycle through.
That damn Pokemon dying alone in the Pokeball post really made me sad. It makes me think of all the Pokemon I lost when I stopped playing my games and then the save batteries ran out of charge and my save files were lost. I wonder if they realized I was
mr-radical: imagine if they play gold version next on twitch plays pokemon, and when they finally reach the end of the game and must face Red at the top of mt silver, they discover it’s a ROM hack and Red’s team has been changed to include pidgeot,
I was getting up off the couch and when I was sitting up my foot hit the top of the trashcan and I tweaked my low back and now idk if I can get up.
fibermuffin: charmingcharlene: can we talk about how we had to do icebreakers at orientation and we had to go around and say our names and when it got to this one kid he just fucking farted 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏 imagine if someone else
pokemonmasterkimba: cybuggin: cybuggin: Tonight at the con I was about to take a picture with a deadpool cosplayer and when we were posing he said “is it okay if I put my hand on your waist?” And I was like “yeah sure thanks for asking!” And
pikminchick:phantom-ofthe-troyler: DON’T YOU FUCKING DARE TELL ME THAT SCHOOL ISN’T HARD I KNOW YOU’RE GROWN UP I KNOW YOU ARE MY PARENT I KNOW YOU’VE ALREADY BEEN THROUGH THIS PART OF LIFE BUT SCHOOL HAS GOTTEN HARDER AND HARDER AND HARDER AND
i-just-need-to-let-it-be-and-rp:luckied:His body trembled when Rome gripped his hair, wondering if he was going to his head against the floor once more. With his legs pinned, his hands tugged at his clothing with determination to get away and struggled
littlelimpstiff14u2: The Amazing Ceramic and Clay Award Winning work of Michael Sherrill It is as if I have been asleep, and when I wake up, I am surprised by the things that surround me. In my case, it is the flora and fauna surrounding my studio
readyrednecks: Glenn does construction, and when he shows up in his work clothing he gets even hotter. So I asked Devin if he had anything like that, and did he ever! Devin’s look has changed over the years. His body hair is more natural, and there
aphmolossia: people wHO SmiLE AT YO U WHEN U MAKE EYE CONTACT WI HT THEM ARE MY FAVORITE KIND OF PEOPLE
that saltspray rig feel when ur team doesn’t go straight for the upper half and the sniper on ur team is just repeatedly yelling c'mon at everyone for the next 3 games but none of them get the hint.
probably my most favourite thing ever is when there’s like 5+ squids in one area trying to kill each other and it’s like utter fucking chaoslike i don’t even care if i’m the last one standing it’s just the complete chaos and not knowing what’s
no offense but when will g/nji and h/nzo tag team to destroy my pussy
brianrot:brianrot:If u ever see someone wearing those hentai sweaters in public, pretend not to know what it is and ask the person why the women look all slobbery until theyre forced to explain it to you. And when they do express your disgust loudly and
thighetician: kngshxt: Y’all think I be joking when I tell women to shoot these men that are predatory and violent towards them, but I’m dead ass serious. Me and my mom got our concealed carry licenses the same day and I’ve been begging my sister
brandimorganxxx: Reached my goal of 350 followers and posting a short clip. My new goal is to reach 500 followers and when I do I will make a new special video just for you guys. Like and Reblog if you’d like to see more. ;)Brandi Morgan XXXFollow
I hate when ppl say well cant you look at your children and see the desire to live? No i cant. Actually it makes me realize that without me, she is better off. She can have someone who is devoted to her and not weighed down by depression and suicidal
ffron1981: Found this old picture of my Grandmother and when I saw her next I asked if she still had this outfit. She went on the hunt and soon she was wearing it while she rode me with those huge luscious breasts in face face where I sucked and licked
faontk: Tips to Suck Strap-On CockUse a realistic cock. For decent dick-sucking, you need a sexy number with a clearly defined shaft and head, and veins and balls if possible. When you strap on the dick, take a few moments of private time to really
twofingerswhiskey: postllimit: ladies if anyone ever tries to tell you “ugh u have to shave” stare em dead in the eyes and go “fine. u do it.” and when they look back at you all horrified and go “ew no that’s ur business” just stand there
gplantman: luckycavy117: kingharlevigilante: Y'all really gotta stop throwing ya boyfriend’s video game systems in pools and cuttin up they shoes and lighting they clothes on fire just because you mad or you want his attention bc if he responded by
curiousaboutchastity: faontk: Tips to Suck Strap-On Cock Use a realistic cock. For decent dick-sucking, you need a sexy number with a clearly defined shaft and head, and veins and balls if possible. When you strap on the dick, take a few moments of
Wish I could find the original poster, and I’m going to keep trying, but I had to share this. From my posting of it on my FB page: When your opinion and defense of something includes defending and/or denying a death toll that something has racked
felkina: We all love Ahri! And when I came across this little gem I felt the need to Post :3 request and ask me anything and also leave comments if your an Ahri fan!
I’ve been filming halloween porn and so far it’s been pretty hot I have to say… I’m pretty stoked to release a new video tomorrow it’s been a while! No longer letting clipvia drama, relationships, and my depressing vanilla job get to me.
hip-czech: Nobody’s said it better honestly. Nothing irritates me more than when people bitch and moan about how they don’t want the minimum wage to increase because they’ll make less. That’s complete and utter bullshit. If any of
ineedahotwifenow: And when he is done and leaves your wife thanks you and tells you to clean her up. Then she asks if you will take her out again tomorrow night… she persuades you by offering up her wet used holes…of course you would have agreed
edcapitola: Sharing a room with a straight dude is not half bad, especially if he ALWAYS sleeps naked. It turns out he’s a confirmed exhibitionist and hates clothes and when he’s sporting an erection he’ll point to it and say something lame like “Dude,
tsarmander: it’s a “lay in bed and do nothing” day When your best friend has a bangin’ body and pits that make your mouth water….
sychadelix: one time this boy asked if i ever gave a rim job and i said yes bc i thought it was like lingo for blowjob and then he started freaking out so now he thinks i’ve ate ass and when i found out what rim job actually meant i was so embarrassed
missamylynn13: ocean-eyes-and-an-irish-accent: mikeywaysvirginity: imagine if your kid wanted to have a playdate with someone they met at school and the parents wanted to meet you first and when they came over one of your favorite band members got
henryslinkman: catsbeaversandducks: The Incredible Nursing Cat Rademenesa was diagnosed with an inflamed respiratory tract when he was 2 months old. He survived the ordeal and now lives at the animal shelter and keeps other sick animals company and
teaboot: sspeedwagonfoundation: 100 day is a Thing in Korea cuz we weren’t sure if a baby would survive that long back in the days and when they did we celebrated He looks regal and confused and I look up to that.
hotvampireadjacent:theplaguebeast:weaver-z:The weirdest guy I ever met in a church was this boy who referred to “Buzz Aldrin and his husband” going to the moon. I was completely baffled, and when I asked if he’d misspoken, he got really angry and
chimpanzeedotcom:What if you were Lola bunny and you went under for top surgery and when you came to you ask the doctor “where is my boyfriend bugs bunny” and he says “who do you think took your tits”
nevermindthewanderer:teaboot: sspeedwagonfoundation: 100 day is a Thing in Korea cuz we weren’t sure if a baby would survive that long back in the days and when they did we celebrated He looks regal and confused and I look up to that. Hiding in
