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samarsanderz: I wanted to know more about the victims of today’s horrifying massacre, and since the media’s information wasn’t quite specific enough, I took to Facebook to look for them. What I found was this playful, innocent status written by
some girl on facebook's status is "one week anniversary < 3 i love you forever"
Girls on Facebook that post about their boyfriend and how much they love him after an hour in every status
I should create a facebook account called "No one" and like someone's status. Then it'll say "No one likes this"
duct-tape-and-safety-pins-inside: A girl I’m friends with on Facebook posted this status and I love it so much.
When you're on Facebook and you see someone post a status that is obviously something they saw on Tumblr.
otahkoapisiakii: !!!IMPORTANT FOR BLACK US VOTERS!!! I saw this on Facebook and went to check my registration status, sure it was fine because I voted recently, but I put in the info and it said I’m not registered PLEASE, especially if you’re a Black
facebooksexism:anerdyfeminist: insertfandomreference: on the day before valentine’s day this year, my two friends (one male and one female) decided to do a social experiment. they posted the exact same status on facebook and left it up for five minutes,
If I die and people post statuses about me on facebook and act like they knew me or were nice to me I will come back and fucking murder them.
Ciúmes não mata, vira subnick no MSN, status no Facebook e indireta no Tumblr.
When people on Facebook like their own status
DYING BAHHAHHAH <3
When your facebook friends constantly post status updates about all the cute plans they make with their boyfriends...
thedailywhat: Lights Out: Ironically, if you post this video to Facebook, it will most likely be your most liked status ever. (sNSFW, like my swear words.) [interweber.]
when the 12 year olds on your facebook set their status as 'luv mi boifrend 4evah xxx'
Ciúmes não mata, vira subnick no msn, status no facebook e indireta no twitter
Crianças de 10 anos com status "NAMORANDO" no facebook e eu aqui, nem sei a diferença entre hortelã e menta...
chrisletoepine: it’s the year 2081. facebook is now on a chip you implant into your hand that allows you to type your status in midair. twitter can be controlled with thoughts. tumblr still has the same damn video player.
if i die and people post statuses about me on facebook and act like they knew me or were nice to me i will come back and fucking murder them
touchmykittykat: 98% of the female status’ I see on Facebook are ‘I hate guys, I’m gonna be a lesbian.’ Like no. We don’t want you either.
Uma pessoa que eu odeio colocou no status do facebook que estava a beira do precipício... eu fui lá e cutuquei ela.
GENTE VIM PEDIR UM FAVORZINHO A VOCÊS, POR FAVOR CURTAM ESSA PAGINA DO FACE PARA MIM ? http://www.facebook.com/pages/Sou-delena-e-fim/278854015539899?ref=tn_tnmn E QUE EU ESTOU COMEÇANDO AGORA ;)) VOU POSTAR FRASES DE STATUS E IMAGENS ENTRE OUTROS,
Namorar envolve muito mais do que beijo na boca, um pedaço de metal no dedo, um status do Facebook ou dizer um eu te amo.
cantcurestupid: I love how that status got no likes on Facebook but over 20k notes on Tumblr. We get you … Tell US that story
pizza: internetkilledmylife: what if you made one of your popular text posts your status on facebook and someone accused you of stealing that text post from tumblr happened to me once
eggito: I GUESS FACEBOOK TOOK OFF THEIR CHARACTER LIMIT BECAUSE I JUST MADE MY STATUS THE BEE MOVIE SCRIPT
When half of your Facebook friends put up this status: "It's raining!"
tipchune: tipchune: i’m gonna set my facebook relationship status to “in a relationship” and see what happens
theres a guy on my facebook and every single status he puts up are just text posts from tumblr. Everyone thinks he’s quirky and original but i know i know.
When people on Facebook like their own statuses and pictures, I'm like..
Post status on facebook, wait 5 seconds, no one likes it...
wank-iero: theres a guy on my facebook and every single status he puts up are just text posts from tumblr. Everyone thinks he’s quirky and original but i know i know.
lubricates: lubricates: PEOPLE WHO MAKE EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEIR STATUSES ON FACEBOOK A TEXT POST FROM TUMBLR AND THEN PRETEND LIKE THEY CAME UP WITH IT MAKE ME SO MAD are you fucking kidding me i literally JUST posted this
When I see stupid statuses on Facebook, and try my hardest to not make rude sarcastic comments.
day27: name and shame: someone's status/someone in general on facebook that makes you cringe
Você que curte o próprio status no Facebook
wlew90: ❤️ #EmmaWatson SEXY ❤️Instagram : https://www.instagram.com/we.love.emma.watson.crush/Passate dal nostro gruppo ; https://www.facebook.com/groups/445446642475974/Twitter : https://twitter.com/GiacomaGs/status/907646326359445509? ~EmWatson
Quando a mulher é digna, você não diz para os amigos que pega. Você a apresenta pra eles. Quando está certo, você não sai pra dar uma volta ou outra escondido dela, você leva junto. Quando ela é certa, ela não vai mudar teu status no facebook.
buzzfeed: yrbff: Petition to add these new relationship statuses to Facebook. cosigned
a-fighting-goddess: confessions-of-a-succubus: a-fighting-goddess: peruvian—goddess: confessions-of-a-succubus: Hey. Just made a status on Facebook. Thought I should share here. Help out your followers. This is really important guys. Be safe!
19 dias pro fim do mundo, e meu status do facebook sempre foi solteira
insertfandomreference: on the day before valentine’s day this year, my two friends (one male and one female) decided to do a social experiment. they posted the exact same status on facebook and left it up for five minutes, before taking a screenshot
3-2-1queer: Nine. Nine of my facebook friends have now posted one of my text posts as their statuses without realizing they stole it from me. Now this is just getting awkward.
terazuma: i made this status on facebook and somehow the comments have evolved into this
yourheartofgoldturnedplatinum: a boy i dated like two years ago just posted a status on facebook about how much he loves his girlfriend but last night he messaged me saying he misses me and if he ever got the chance he wouldnt hesitate to try and kiss
Alright, girls on Facebook, no one needs you to make a million stupid fucking statuses every time your friend comes over.
Namorar envolve muito mais do que beijo na boca, um pedaço de metal no dedo, um status no Facebook ou dizer um "eu te amo". Namorar envolve duas pessoas, duas famílias, sentimentos, qualidades, defeitos, momentos alegres e tristes, envolve respeito,
lubricates: lubricates: PEOPLE WHO MAKE EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEIR STATUSES ON FACEBOOK A TEXT POST FROM TUMBLR AND THEN PRETEND LIKE THEY CAME UP WITH IT MAKE ME SO MAD are you fucking kidding me i literally JUST posted this I fucking hate when
fuqa: if i die and people post statuses about me on facebook and act like they knew me or were nice to me i will come back and fucking murder them
![thedailywhat: Lights Out: Ironically, if you post this video to Facebook, it will most likely be your most liked status ever. (sNSFW, like my swear words.) [interweber.]](https://64.media.tumblr.com/92bd69c1b5a9883859592fbcf78ff40c/729eb7415dc41741-ed/s512x512u_c1/a9a76dd5723423953c446df17e2b119ffac4b106.png)
