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Do not have a convo on my status on facebook.
Uma pessoa que eu odeio, colocou no status do facebook que estava a beira do precipício... eu fui lá e cutuquei ela.
19 dias pro fim do mundo, e meu status do facebook sempre foi solteiro.
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Relacionamento serio, é aquele que muda a sua vida, e não seu status do facebook.
Namorar envolve muito mais do que beijo na boca, um pedaço de metal no dedo, um status do Facebook ou dizer um eu te amo.
When people call other people dumb on Facebook, but all the words they spelled on the status is incorrect.
When I see stupid statuses on Facebook, and try my hardest to not make rude sarcastic comments.
Reblog if you want to make a facebook named “No one” and like everyones status.
So sick of this "Like My Status" bullshit on facebook
weirdnakedthings: “And then Rachael was like ‘I saw them kissing at the bar.’ So I got on facebook and sure enough that bitch had changed her status to ‘in a relationship with…”
chrisletoepine: it’s the year 2081. facebook is now on a chip you implant into your hand that allows you to type your status in midair. twitter can be controlled with thoughts. tumblr still has the same damn video player.
relentlessandimperfect: I just went back through my facebook wall from the first few years I had it, and I couldn’t stop laughing because all I did was talk to myself and like my own statuses, but I have just realized that is exactly what I do on tumblr…
That awkward moment when you see a status on facebook and want to make a comment but don't feel like you know the person well enough for it to be appropriate.
yourheartofgoldturnedplatinum: a boy i dated like two years ago just posted a status on facebook about how much he loves his girlfriend but last night he messaged me saying he misses me and if he ever got the chance he wouldnt hesitate to try and kiss
samarsanderz: I wanted to know more about the victims of today’s horrifying massacre, and since the media’s information wasn’t quite specific enough, I took to Facebook to look for them. What I found was this playful, innocent status written by
feministpixie: A teenage boy logs on to facebook to update his status. “Women, you don’t need to please a man to feel good about yourself. You are all beautiful, no matter what.” Suddenly, a ray of light beams down upon him. A chorus of angels
this person on my facebook is a total moron and made a status ‘why is it that the people who claim to know about psychology are the ones with mental illnesses they cant control’ WHAT THE FUCK yes they know about psychology because they have
my favourite is when I see my exes on facebook with statuses like ‘girls these days arent loyal’ like guy you literally cheated on me and your dumbass tagged yourself in pictures of you making out with other girls and were surprised when I found
saltyfedererpenis: Someday my real life friends on facebook are going to realize that all of those foreign people who like my statuses aren’t actually from camp or middle school
alllnight: if i die and people post statuses about me on facebook and act like they knew me or were nice to me i will come back and fucking murder them
if i die and people post statuses about me on facebook and act like they knew me or were nice to me i will come back and fucking murder them
namore pra ser feliz e não pra ficar achando que ta abalando com um status de facebook e fotos
Os relacionamentos estão difíceis porque conversas viraram mensagens, discussões viraram ligações e sentimentos viraram status de facebook.
shavingryansprivates: remember when everyone on facebook made their status “can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars” for like 3 months
duct-tape-and-safety-pins-inside: A girl I’m friends with on Facebook posted this status and I love it so much.
So i posted a status on my Facebook nd nobody knows i’m talking about cocaine 😂😂 oh how i love it 😍😍
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Oiii, pode curtir esse status aqui pra mim e divulgar? http://facebook.com/yazigi.tubarao.7/posts/466204106754290 é MUITO MUITO MUITO importante!!! valeu
Crianças de 10 anos com status "NAMORANDO" no facebook e eu aqui, nem sei a diferença entre hortelã e menta...
Dia 13/13/13 é o dia que eu mudarei meu status do Facebook para um relacionamento sério.
Eu faço parte do clube do ''nunca mudei status de relacionamento no Facebook''
gabs-sam: lord-dominator: cerise-the-traveling-artist: kureisan28: alskylark: fanfic-inator795: kureisan28: (This post came from the Facebook group: Wander over Yonder Fans) Hate to break the news here regarding WoY’s status, but after seeing
fuqa: if i die and people post statuses about me on facebook and act like they knew me or were nice to me i will come back and fucking murder them Same
whoredinarygirl: whoredinarygirl: maybe if i tag my mom on a status on facebook and ask for chinese food she’ll say yes you can’t say no in front of people I’m getting Chinese food
If i die and people post statuses about me on facebook and act like they knew me or were nice to me, i will come back and fucking murder them
shialabouffant: I hate it when people post statuses on facebook that are posts on tumblr coz its like you betrayed us
puffwiggly: THIS IS THE BEST STATUS I’VE SEEN ON MY FACEBOOK NEWSFEED SINCE FOREVER
cantcurestupid: I love how that status got no likes on Facebook but over 20k notes on Tumblr. We get you … Tell US that story
lubricates: lubricates: PEOPLE WHO MAKE EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEIR STATUSES ON FACEBOOK A TEXT POST FROM TUMBLR AND THEN PRETEND LIKE THEY CAME UP WITH IT MAKE ME SO MAD are you fucking kidding me i literally JUST posted this
insertfandomreference: on the day before valentine’s day this year, my two friends (one male and one female) decided to do a social experiment. they posted the exact same status on facebook and left it up for five minutes, before taking a screenshot
yorozuna: 多分みんなFacebookやってない いぬさんのツイート: https://twitter.com/onaka_suitashi/status/816470942754840576
highlandvalley: ウクライナ人の女性がFBで実情を語ってくれてた。https://twitter.com/nekobusFX/status/1496119744323526657Sofiya Kataoka|Facebookhttps://www.facebook.com/sofiya.kovalova/posts/10159504388820792
vessels-s: When I see a status on facebook and it’s from tumblr.
sickfuckers: No Facebook nobody is going to change their relationship status to “It’s complicated” unless they’re the biggest faggot in the world I hope u understand that. AGREED.
perve: unicornh3rpes: perve: 14 year old girl on facebook with nose piercing posts status about how society is “fucked” how does a nose piercing change the state of society. piercings are just aesthetically pleasing. society made us believe
kingfolly: If I die and people post statuses about me on facebook and act like they knew me or were nice to me I will come back and fucking murder them.
touchmykittykat: 98% of the female status’ I see on Facebook are ‘I hate guys, I’m gonna be a lesbian.’ Like no. We don’t want you either.
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