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black-girl-against-feminism: obsidianthunderwolf: voidbat: mishasassbutt: mishasassbutt: my mom just came to me and ranted about how everyone is making this facebook status that says, “raising teenagers is like nailing jello to a tree”. she
babes-sex-and-other-things: Post your most recent Facebook status here.
reddle-art: My older sister made a facebook status about how she was just freaking out over how much weight she had gained and I’ve been wanting to make any excuse to try and draw Megatron on a scale because I am garbage. …who am I kidding. I’ll
maniacalmailman: religious facebook statuses
kirbyvolteatscookies: savememilkboy: gkendallll: greatest facebook status I don’t know whether to be terrified or quite glad about the idea..
voidbat: mishasassbutt: mishasassbutt: my mom just came to me and ranted about how everyone is making this facebook status that says, “raising teenagers is like nailing jello to a tree”. she was so baffled by this because she said, “you were
dildotho: one time when I was 13 I wrote wtf on a Facebook status and my dad had a talk with me about being appropriate on the Internet
jasonhorton: This is what those annoying Facebook statuses would be like in real life conversations
mrsrani: Izaya at Facebook status update : “i love humanity mother fuckers!” © : not mine
gabrielsaunteredvaguelydownwards: redkiteslongnights: gaycomalfoy: in 8th grade i came out as bisexual by posting a facebook status saying that i had 83 protons hell yeah bismuthi mean look at it does that thing look heterosexual to you i thought
stfuprolifers: twerkstiel submitted: This is a picture of my aunt’s facebook status, posted a few hours ago. This is what I want to use to illustrate that abortion is not some spur of the moment idea. It’s a tough, well-thought over choice. I’m
montypythonsflyingsurplus: anawkwardfruit: capsicle1916: baconllamatimelord: miss-doctorwho: partners-in-time: miss-doctorwho: If you think about it, Facebook has not even reached the stage of gif’s yet. Or italics. How can I express my feelings
dontyouever-giveup: mydailytumbles: dontyouever-giveup: i went to high school with this girl named kelsey and she married a guy she met while studying abroad in portugal and her facebook statuses are my favorite thing in the world. THAT’S MY
egberts: rniraclewhip: when someone unfollows me did you just use my dads facebook status for your text post
joshpeckofficial: i was looking through my old facebook statuses and i stumbled upon this dear 2010 me the future is now
supersonicpizzadelivery: I remember once in high school I posted as my Facebook status, ” ‘Even if the whole world becomes my enemy, I will fight as I always have.’ “ I got so many comments from adults about how it was “such a good sentiment”
pastel-fluff-witch: voidbat: mishasassbutt: mishasassbutt: my mom just came to me and ranted about how everyone is making this facebook status that says, “raising teenagers is like nailing jello to a tree”. she was so baffled by this because she
mother-teresa-with-a-dick: voidbat: mishasassbutt: mishasassbutt: my mom just came to me and ranted about how everyone is making this facebook status that says, “raising teenagers is like nailing jello to a tree”. she was so baffled by this because
mishasassbutt: mishasassbutt: my mom just came to me and ranted about how everyone is making this facebook status that says, “raising teenagers is like nailing jello to a tree”. she was so baffled by this because she said, “you were pretty easy
i find reading Victor C's facebook status with his autograph funny as hell!
yoiish: The Fucking Unpredicable: When I die, I want someone to keep updating my facebook status to freak people out. imperiused: brittany-carel: People be like “It’s colder than i thought it would be in hell.” “Send food” “Didn’t anyone
when your best friends like your facebook status because they know the story behind it
You don't have to like me. I'm not a Facebook status.
woomarvin: Text message: “Sorry g2g gonna sleep :(“ -10 minutes later - “Omg i’m eating nachos as i’m making this facebook status” if you don’t wanna talk say it nikkuh!!!
When people post their facebook status as
egberts: my dads first facebook status in over a year
dontyouever-giveup: i went to high school with this girl named kelsey and she married a guy she met while studying abroad in portugal and her facebook statuses are my favorite thing in the world.
haileewrites: cliffordsslice: vanconcastiel: ben-c: so, people keep asking who miranda gunner is, and i’m going to fucking tell you you might recognize her name from the post going around with all her “funny” facebook statuses where she’s
dontyouever-giveup: dontyouever-giveup: i went to high school with this girl named kelsey and she married a guy she met while studying abroad in portugal and her facebook statuses are my favorite thing in the world. PEOPLE WERE ASKING FOR AN UPDATE
archersbicep:modern au where the nohr royal family makes passive aggressive facebook statuses when kamui leaves and the only war is the flame war in the comment section
chloecumslut:Chrissie’s last Facebook status: “I’m in 13B, boys and girls… Condoms optional.”
lesliecrusher: alright dudebro i went to high school with i see you posting bible quotes as your facebook status and i see your profile picture with all your fraternity bros and i see your steady relationship with your cute blonde girlfriend i see all
from-silence-to-sound: Some of my personal favorite Night Vale facebook statuses. They can be oddly up lifting
funny-pictures-uk: Funny Facebook Status.
proudtobegodfree: religiousragings: lgbtqgmh: jamesdrinkard: Preeetty much. [Facebook status update: Claiming that someone else’s marriage is against your religion is like being angry at someone for eating a donut because you’re on a diet.]
glowcloud: seventieth: brainstatic: Do you have any idea how easy it is to fake a Facebook status? I don’t know how to use photoshop and this isn’t from some joke website. This is 10 seconds with the tools built into Google Chrome. Please question
cum-junkies: babes-sex-and-other-things: Post your most recent Facebook status here. 🏴☠️ Wife material
egberts: my sisters facebook status
proudblackconservative:phantom-seas:Seriously someone from my school made their Facebook status “how about #christianlivesmatter?” my goodnessYeah, how dare they? I mean it’s not like 21 Christian men were just beheaded on video by ISIS or anything.
allmymetaphors: I made a sketch of Kara’s facebook status ~true art~
vanconcastiel: ben-c: so, people keep asking who miranda gunner is, and i’m going to fucking tell you you might recognize her name from the post going around with all her “funny” facebook statuses where she’s just a rude cunt to people in the
redkiteslongnights: gaycomalfoy: in 8th grade i came out as bisexual by posting a facebook status saying that i had 83 protons hell yeah bismuthi mean look at it does that thing look heterosexual to you i thought not
haave-you-met-ted: if you make more than one facebook status every 2 hours i don’t like you
voidbat: mishasassbutt: mishasassbutt: my mom just came to me and ranted about how everyone is making this facebook status that says, “raising teenagers is like nailing jello to a tree”. she was so baffled by this because she said, “you were pretty
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